Adam G Schwartz
@theadamschwartz.bsky.social
Cat dad. Do not obey in advance. #catsofbluesky
“Fuck. This is so fucking stupid”
-Hank Green, January 20th, 2025
“Fuck. This is so fucking stupid”
-Hank Green, January 20th, 2025
Classic fascist playbook. Immigrants are:
A. Lazy freeloaders taking our governments money
B. Stealing jobs from hard working Americans
C. Able to afford houses while being freeloading AND hard working?
A. Lazy freeloaders taking our governments money
B. Stealing jobs from hard working Americans
C. Able to afford houses while being freeloading AND hard working?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Classic fascist playbook. Immigrants are:
A. Lazy freeloaders taking our governments money
B. Stealing jobs from hard working Americans
C. Able to afford houses while being freeloading AND hard working?
A. Lazy freeloaders taking our governments money
B. Stealing jobs from hard working Americans
C. Able to afford houses while being freeloading AND hard working?
It's kind of a throw-everything-at-the-wall-kind-of-facsism.
This is a real image the U.S. Department of Homeland Security just posted to Twitter in response to the governor of California.
Real weird shit, as they say
Real weird shit, as they say
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's kind of a throw-everything-at-the-wall-kind-of-facsism.
JD Vance:
*speaks racial and cultural stereotype*
*speaks racial and cultural stereotype*
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
JD Vance:
*speaks racial and cultural stereotype*
*speaks racial and cultural stereotype*
Thank goodness marriage equality stands where it is, and where it should have always been.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thank goodness marriage equality stands where it is, and where it should have always been.
If Christians actually read what Jesus taught then that would have been around this whole time.
What if there were a Christian Socialists party
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If Christians actually read what Jesus taught then that would have been around this whole time.
Babysitting my niece and nephew and they're currently playing Mario Kart. My nephew keeps taking his thumb off the gas and when I tell him he's not going because of that looks at me and goes "but...I don't want to use gas. I want to win." 😐 Kids.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Babysitting my niece and nephew and they're currently playing Mario Kart. My nephew keeps taking his thumb off the gas and when I tell him he's not going because of that looks at me and goes "but...I don't want to use gas. I want to win." 😐 Kids.
Republicans are so scared of having to share wealth, share opportunity, that they would rather burn the country to the ground than let anyone who isn't a straight, white, christian man have any for of success or peace of mind.
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Republicans are so scared of having to share wealth, share opportunity, that they would rather burn the country to the ground than let anyone who isn't a straight, white, christian man have any for of success or peace of mind.
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
It's giving Louis XVI BIG TIME.
September 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's giving Louis XVI BIG TIME.
Don't feed the fascists.
September 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Don't feed the fascists.
Is Brian Kilmeade good? Like...mentally? I don't think he was hugged enough as a child maybe.
Fox & Friends: "You secure the button if you have the leader of the free world on the escalator ... is it a coincidence? You had the teleprompter go down, you had the escalator stop, Katie Pavlich said in the press room when the president started talking the volume went down significantly ... "
September 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Is Brian Kilmeade good? Like...mentally? I don't think he was hugged enough as a child maybe.
Brendan Carr is a bald baby. Pass it on.
September 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Brendan Carr is a bald baby. Pass it on.
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Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
Any sense of reputation Scott Bessent had before joining the Trump admin got washed down the drain.
MORNING JOE: Does the president realize that the consumer pays the tariffs?
BESSENT: I'm gonna have to disagree with that. Who pays the tariffs is a choice. What we're seeing so far is that manufacturers are eating a substantial portion of the tariffs and taking it into their profit margins.
BESSENT: I'm gonna have to disagree with that. Who pays the tariffs is a choice. What we're seeing so far is that manufacturers are eating a substantial portion of the tariffs and taking it into their profit margins.
July 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Any sense of reputation Scott Bessent had before joining the Trump admin got washed down the drain.
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CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery.
America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.
Watch and share his message.
America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.
Watch and share his message.
July 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery.
America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.
Watch and share his message.
America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.
Watch and share his message.
As someone who has worked in university housing professionally, we do not, give a fuck about this and don't think any less of the students. College students are college students. There's a line that can be crossed, THIS is not it.
The bar is high, but I think this is the dumbest anti-Zohran argument I've read so far www.nationalreview.com/2025/06/is-z...
July 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
As someone who has worked in university housing professionally, we do not, give a fuck about this and don't think any less of the students. College students are college students. There's a line that can be crossed, THIS is not it.
When did the tinned fish trend start because I've been on that train for a WHILE.
June 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When did the tinned fish trend start because I've been on that train for a WHILE.
The Christian end of day prophets are rising.
Trump's State Department spokesperson Tammy Bruce says America is "the greatest country on earth next to Israel"
June 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Christian end of day prophets are rising.
Ted Cruz likes the warm feeling of pee running down his legs.
I was too young to be ware of the Iraq invasion debate but was it this degree of stupid? It can't have been this stupid.
June 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ted Cruz likes the warm feeling of pee running down his legs.
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it is a sign of just how little pull vance has in the white house that he made an account on a niche social network to troll
June 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
it is a sign of just how little pull vance has in the white house that he made an account on a niche social network to troll
I think one of our cats is possessed. Thoughts?
June 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I think one of our cats is possessed. Thoughts?
We are going to descend into a civil war because people can't understand nuance.
June 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
We are going to descend into a civil war because people can't understand nuance.
He's gonna keep making Wes Anderson-y films until he dies. At least I hope so.
every time a new wes anderson movie comes out I’m like “that’s it, that's the most wes anderson a movie can be” and then the next one comes out and it’s even more wes andersony, how does he keep wes andersoning so hard
May 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
He's gonna keep making Wes Anderson-y films until he dies. At least I hope so.
Someone put grandpa in a home.
Ron Howard voice-over: They did not, in fact, consider the offer.
May 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Someone put grandpa in a home.