Adam G Schwartz
@theadamschwartz.bsky.social
Cat dad. Do not obey in advance. #catsofbluesky
“Fuck. This is so fucking stupid”
-Hank Green, January 20th, 2025
“Fuck. This is so fucking stupid”
-Hank Green, January 20th, 2025
I think one of our cats is possessed. Thoughts?
June 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I think one of our cats is possessed. Thoughts?
I got a great one of my boy Chewie!
May 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I got a great one of my boy Chewie!
Jerry. Buddy. Isn't that just a breakfast hotpocket?
April 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Jerry. Buddy. Isn't that just a breakfast hotpocket?
Well…I was satisfied with Milchick’s MOVES.
March 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Well…I was satisfied with Milchick’s MOVES.
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only:
March 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only:
A little late but here are my beans Chewie, Charchar, and Mooney
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A little late but here are my beans Chewie, Charchar, and Mooney
These are the same guys who would say “uhmmm actually Hitler built the autobahn and Volkswagen, so he wasn’t entirely evil.” Give me a break you’re a tech bro not John Locke.
January 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
These are the same guys who would say “uhmmm actually Hitler built the autobahn and Volkswagen, so he wasn’t entirely evil.” Give me a break you’re a tech bro not John Locke.
Times will be hard, but there will be specks of light. Stay strong everyone. Here’s one of my cats consoling the other one to cheer you up.
January 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Times will be hard, but there will be specks of light. Stay strong everyone. Here’s one of my cats consoling the other one to cheer you up.
It really is just stupid nerdy oligarchy. The worst kind of oligarchy. A bunch of losers who want to reclaim toxic masculinity and think hating women makes them cool. What a sad existence to have all that money and still be miserable.
January 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It really is just stupid nerdy oligarchy. The worst kind of oligarchy. A bunch of losers who want to reclaim toxic masculinity and think hating women makes them cool. What a sad existence to have all that money and still be miserable.
Conservatives are still pulling out the “blue haired liberal” trope, going on 10+ years now. And they say we’re disconnected from reality.
January 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Conservatives are still pulling out the “blue haired liberal” trope, going on 10+ years now. And they say we’re disconnected from reality.
Happy Caturday! Here’s all three of my wife and I’s three fur babies!
December 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Happy Caturday! Here’s all three of my wife and I’s three fur babies!
December 28, 2024 at 2:07 AM
May I present skyline chili pull apart dip bread. This is the pinnacle of midwestern christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 9:49 PM
May I present skyline chili pull apart dip bread. This is the pinnacle of midwestern christmas.
It's giving Han Solo leaving Echo Base in Empire Strikes Back
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December 21, 2024 at 12:20 PM
It's giving Han Solo leaving Echo Base in Empire Strikes Back
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December 3, 2024 at 1:34 PM
December 1, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Is this the real TMZ?
November 24, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Is this the real TMZ?