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- Splatoon player (derogatory)
- Splatling player (derogatory)
- Aromantic Asexual who has not discovered what sex is.
- Mid af, but I try my best, and that's what counts.
- 2150 xp peak
- Minor by the way.

(She/Her)
how is a song that's 3 old... do NOT show them deco's first album
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
lil rant but im just a little tired of every other post being some variation of "my team sucks"
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
people have strong negativity biases. That makes sense, it helped us live for so long but, people never remember the games where their team hard carried them but always remember the games where their team throws.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Yes, your team will sometimes just throw. But the other team will also have people who throw.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you are a talented player you have 3 chances to get someone who sucks on your team. The enemies have 4 chances. I promise you that your team is not the issue every x loss you have.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Tax Collector
Can’t win fights?
X Rank -> write notes between games

Struggle with coordination?
Scrim -> discuss with team

Stomping most competition but faltering against better opponents?
Open Level Tournament -> VOD review

Bad at REVIEW!?
Seek Coaching -> implement in PRACTICE
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You heard it here first. The Irish are actually just Americans trying to be British. How confusing.
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I would feel honored if such a post landed in my feed.
October 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
or a combination of the two. idk its late and I need sleep.
October 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM