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- Splatoon player (derogatory)
- Splatling player (derogatory)
- Aromantic Asexual who has not discovered what sex is.
- Mid af, but I try my best, and that's what counts.
- 2230 xp peak
- Minor by the way.

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There is a Town of Salem 2 youtuber who managed to create a very healthy viewership for himself despite the fact that 98% of the people watching him have never played the game. Town of Salem is even smaller than competitive Splatoon but that does not matter because he's entertaining.
killer wail is lowkey homophobic. why are YOU directing your SPEAKERS at a QUEER PERSON to say HORRIBLE THING about me that could get me killed??
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
they fixed the one thingI hated about this weapon. I might have to play it for real.
February 12, 2026 at 8:09 AM
those brella players were not lying. that damage does feel consistent now.
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Nintendo Switch 2 game chat does not look that bad right now www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
www.theverge.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
august 6th :D
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO ME!! (its not my birthday yet)
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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20XX IS BACK! (didya miss us?)

Mark the dates! March 14th & 15th at 7pm CET/1PM ET
> EVERYONE QUALIFIES FOR DAY 2! <

$200 Starting Prizepool!

Playing in LUTI? We have LUTI maps!

Registrations are now OPEN on sendou ink!
Bracket link: sendou.ink/to/3257/regi...
20XX Series 6 - Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by Dapple Productions
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I need white boys to go back to making pop punk music and not podcasts.
February 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Don't pull for 4 stars kids. Something might happen and you will have to live with the consequences of your actions.
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
why is this post a distant memory? congragulations tho
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
happy black history month :)
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 9 tries!

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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

im going to krill myself holy shit why was THIS ONE so hard
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Explore Sneaky's work across coding, music, and video content creation. Or just play splatdle you do you.
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January 31, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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DOOMED YURI Fan Reacts To SOUP #yuri
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
my day is no different after seeing this post
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
This patch was just banger change after banger change and l3 and h3 are here too i guess
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The dynamo changes do not affect me at all but, I feel bad for all of the front lone players who have to fight that brick wall of a weapon for the next year.
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
im just learning that you can be ace in the game as well this is actually GOTY I do not care
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
queer children get to see themselves represented in Tomodatchi life thats so cool
January 29, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Splatoon 3 11.0 is lowkey like kid friendly Titanfall 2.
January 29, 2026 at 6:18 AM
health bars have made soloq 1000% better to play. My team knows who I was poking at and can actually clean up the kill with the knowledge that it gives.
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 AM
dynamo makes flounder so much worse to play ots not even funny
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
this might be the best splatoon update ever its so peak
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 AM
30?!?!?!?!?!
Flow Aura State parameters

adds 30 AP(?) of
Intensify Action
Run Speed Up
Ink Resistance Up
Swim Speed Up
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Im not sure how much you need to paint to get aura but it seems pretty high. its more than like 250 thats all I know
January 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM