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the-irs-spl.bsky.social
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@the-irs-spl.bsky.social
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- Splatoon player (derogatory)
- Splatling player (derogatory)
- Aromantic Asexual who has not discovered what sex is.
- Mid af, but I try my best, and that's what counts.
- 2150 xp peak
- Minor by the way.

(She/Her)
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the-irs-spl.bsky.social
dog im trying to play rainmaker not turfwar wtf is this??
A picture of a reeflux - 450 player with 3157 paint and 11 tentamissiles.
September 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
Is anyone in contact with Octoyellow who can help him get his account back? Because it was 1000% hacked.
A Bluesky private message interaction between OctoYellow and me. OctoYellow: Hello Me: hello :) OctoYellow: Just wanted to give you a heads-up someone’s pretending to be you here on Bluesky, and it’s causing some confusion. I’ve got proof to show you so you know what’s really going on. I can’t send you the impersonator’s username or link here because when I search for them, your Bluesky account shows up first. If you don’t mind, please add me on Discord: jane.fernandez888 and I’ll share everything with you there. It’s easier to explain that way! Thanks a lot! 🙌
August 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
I LOVE XDINARY HEROES!!!!! WHERE MY VILLANS AT?!
xdinary heroes beautiful mind tour
August 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
I KNOW I got directed twice. How am I alive still?
July 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
it never ends. soon all of us will turn into Aaron.
The same leaderboard but now the top 4 are Aaron
July 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
THEY KEEP MULTIPLYING! SOMEONE STOP THEM!
A photo of the Sendou Q solo leader board. 3 players who named themselves Aaron with the same profile picture occupy the top three spots
July 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
I JUST GOT BLUEFIN 11 TIMES IN A ROW WHAT THE FUCK!!
#splatoon
June 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
i dont think this type of video lasted long in the spotlight but it might be my favorite.
June 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
the duality of man
a photo of two posts next to eachother. One post reads "poor chara." The other post reads "im free."
June 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINI!!!!!
A tweet from splatoon jp. It showcases the new Reeflux-450 kit which is torpedo and booyahbomb
June 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
Love XI by the way. Listen to his World Fragments album :)
June 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
I'm gonna start a thread of videos, photos and other things that I think about on the regular. No theme just random things.
June 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
MINI BROS WE ARE SO BACK!!!
Part of the graph from the recent sendou qeue major in Splatoon 3. This graph shows that Mini Splatling was played in 3 games during the major.
June 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
Happy 10 year aniversary to Splatoon. If only I could play it :(
A shattered Wii U gamepad screen
May 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
i got my first pride flag but it was at a Stray Kids concert so it has felix on it.
Felix from stray kids on a progress pride flag
May 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
It's like mini has zooka now :)
Vmini Vmini Vmini Zink Mini
May 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
My cat is smart but I call him stupid because I dont want to face the horros and admit that he knows anything.
My cat, he is orange
May 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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While trying to get the oppnents pov the replay viewer shows a verry diffrent senario despite the fact that this is not what happened in game
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
Ok, I was able to replicate this and I have no clue why it happens. It might have something to do with the server not registering the stamp as deleted when going through strikes so while the model is deleted the direct hitbox stays and you get this. #compsplatoon
May 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Sharking hammer plays are always fun :)
April 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
Stamp and caster desync can get a little silly at times.
April 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
Fuck you (explodes you with my mind)
April 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
NAH WHAT IS THIS MATCHMAKING DOG!!? EIGHT BACKLINES IN ONE LOBBY IS DIABOLICAL!!!
A photo of a splatoon 3 game on tower controll Undertow Spillway. Both teams of 4 consists of only weapons that would be classified as a backline.
April 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
the-irs-spl.bsky.social
THE BACK OF THE INK VAC TELLS YOU HOW FILLED IT IS!!!
April 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM