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- Splatoon player (derogatory)
- Splatling player (derogatory)
- Aromantic Asexual who has not discovered what sex is.
- Mid af, but I try my best, and that's what counts.
- 2150 xp peak
- Minor by the way.

(She/Her)
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I feel like people saying that X rank is easier to get in this game stopped a lot of people from trying to improve at this game than we realize. We kinda diminished how huge of an accomplishment that getting to X is.
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Mega Splat Party! A Mario Party meets Splatoon party game that anyone can play! Win Minigames, Ruin Friendships, Be the Super Star! Join the Party!

First game is coming up on Dec. 6th at 4pm EST.

For updates and more information, join the MSP discord server: discord.gg/QwcTkfusVN

#Splatoon
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
tripleS music is so good when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you that 24 members is too many.
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"people in x rank suck" "I can never get good teams in x they're all so bad." The enemy team also looks like your team. If you are soo much better than your team you should also be stomping the enemies.
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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FA post, RTs appreciated :)
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
my joints are popin' right now call that jopping.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Can’t win fights?
X Rank -> write notes between games

Struggle with coordination?
Scrim -> discuss with team

Stomping most competition but faltering against better opponents?
Open Level Tournament -> VOD review

Bad at REVIEW!?
Seek Coaching -> implement in PRACTICE
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Does anyone else feel that there are more throwers in Splatoon 3 right now? Even last month I think 1 in every 50 games would have someone throw the match but it feels so frequent now?
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Hi everyone!! I just got suggested to +1 by my good sister grape! Im so appreciative of this opportunity I feel like I put so much effort to improve and I hope my energy is being recognized 🫶 If I'm given the platform I will push myself and Brella even further so please consider me! #compsplatoon
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I did this once a year and a half ago;
Give me your Splatoon OCs and let me draw them!
#splatoon #splatoonart
repost so i can get good at art
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
every backline player felt this from the bottom of their soul.
STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:

• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Splatoon community is soooo lucky to be in the position it's in and I feel like we don't appreciate it enough tbh. Trying to interact with any other gaming community reminds me of how openly racist and homophobic people can be without receiving ANY consequences for their actions.
ive tried comp in other games the past couple of months and this is how it went.

>landed my first brawl stars team, got kicked out once they found out i was trans.
>landed my first ow2 team, my tank player ended up being a communist and the org manager has no problem with it.
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i miss my ranked modes
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
as expected, Xdinary Heroes releases peak onto the k-rock world. of course they did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4rO...
Xdinary Heroes(엑스디너리 히어로즈) "ICU" M/V
YouTube video by JYP Entertainment
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
your pronouns are it/she? aint that the girls who are not shy?
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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been seeing this kinda mindset going around again and it makes me sad. so i want to quickly share my view
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think that the mentality around Splatoon 3 X rank would cange a lot if we looked at it like Overwatch 1 sr instead of Splatoon 2 x rank
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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❗ Quick reminder that age verification on Bluesky is fully client side!
Meaning you can easily get around it!

More on it here!
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...

#bluesky #age #verification #bypass

👇 Repost so people who need it will find this post! 👇
September 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
dog im trying to play rainmaker not turfwar wtf is this??
September 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I need to know. How many Splatling player are there in the community? I KNOW that this is not the least popular weapon class in the game but it feels like it with how little I see anything about the class.
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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saw a post i liked on tumblr today.....didnt see that they'd posted it on their account here but i wish they would its a sentiment that resonated w me more than making "good" art it's just important to make art....thanks man
September 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The Case for Rainmaker in Competitive Splatoon

PLEASE share this if you can. This is meant as a discussion piece and I would like to hear input from as much people as possible.

youtu.be/lduMm8uZIeg
youtu.be
September 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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remember to respect women, people of color, the LGBTQ+, and marginalized groups out there ‼️
September 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM