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@erikaishii.bsky.social who do we need to pay to keep a camera on your #thegameawards reactions?
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@erikaishii.bsky.social who do we need to pay to keep a camera on your #thegameawards reactions?
Happy monday night to everyone except the cats in my house who decided now is the time for zoomin'.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Happy monday night to everyone except the cats in my house who decided now is the time for zoomin'.
I turn 37 in approximately 20 days, and just received my first jury summons.
Join me on my journey in 'Observations from a County Court'.
Join me on my journey in 'Observations from a County Court'.
July 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I turn 37 in approximately 20 days, and just received my first jury summons.
Join me on my journey in 'Observations from a County Court'.
Join me on my journey in 'Observations from a County Court'.
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Pakistan has just set aside 98 km² of sea around Churna Island as a no-take marine reserve. The new rule protects Pakistan’s most pristine coral reef system from trawlers and oil spills and nudges the nation closer to the global goal of safeguarding 30% of oceans. buff.ly/0K9gW06
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
With coral-rich Churna Island now an MPA, Pakistan takes baby steps on ocean protection
KARACHI — From the sands of Manjhaar Beach on the far outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan, an island is just visible 10 kilometers, about 6 miles, offshore. Mist rising from the Arabian Sea often shrouds…
buff.ly
July 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Pakistan has just set aside 98 km² of sea around Churna Island as a no-take marine reserve. The new rule protects Pakistan’s most pristine coral reef system from trawlers and oil spills and nudges the nation closer to the global goal of safeguarding 30% of oceans. buff.ly/0K9gW06
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
People at my job who are good humans:
The admin assistant, who i just saw in the bathroom at the automated paper towel dispenser, getting a stack of paper towels to take to the coffee area, because that automated dispenser is empty and also broken
The admin assistant, who i just saw in the bathroom at the automated paper towel dispenser, getting a stack of paper towels to take to the coffee area, because that automated dispenser is empty and also broken
July 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People at my job who are good humans:
The admin assistant, who i just saw in the bathroom at the automated paper towel dispenser, getting a stack of paper towels to take to the coffee area, because that automated dispenser is empty and also broken
The admin assistant, who i just saw in the bathroom at the automated paper towel dispenser, getting a stack of paper towels to take to the coffee area, because that automated dispenser is empty and also broken
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🚨Out now on @Dropout.tv: the newest episode of Game Changer brings aboard Mike Trapp, Rekha Shankar, and Jordan Myrick as new producers
🫵 and YOU are going to help decide the winner! 🏆
Just keep an eye on what gets posted to this account in the next hour... 👀
#GameChanger
🫵 and YOU are going to help decide the winner! 🏆
Just keep an eye on what gets posted to this account in the next hour... 👀
#GameChanger
July 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
🚨Out now on @Dropout.tv: the newest episode of Game Changer brings aboard Mike Trapp, Rekha Shankar, and Jordan Myrick as new producers
🫵 and YOU are going to help decide the winner! 🏆
Just keep an eye on what gets posted to this account in the next hour... 👀
#GameChanger
🫵 and YOU are going to help decide the winner! 🏆
Just keep an eye on what gets posted to this account in the next hour... 👀
#GameChanger
sam: everyone watch as soon to premiere as possible!
@gamechangershow.bsky.social at premiere time: *crashes*
@gamechangershow.bsky.social at premiere time: *crashes*
a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a group of people with the word surprise .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a group of people with the word surprise .
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July 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
sam: everyone watch as soon to premiere as possible!
@gamechangershow.bsky.social at premiere time: *crashes*
@gamechangershow.bsky.social at premiere time: *crashes*
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🚨TONIGHT!
🫨A very special episode of Game Changer launches on @dropout.tv at 7pm ET / 4pm PT (and we recommend you tune in immediately)
✨Starring host Sam Reich, and guests Mike Trapp, Rekha Shankar, and Jordan Myrick...and a few others 😉
#GameChanger
🫨A very special episode of Game Changer launches on @dropout.tv at 7pm ET / 4pm PT (and we recommend you tune in immediately)
✨Starring host Sam Reich, and guests Mike Trapp, Rekha Shankar, and Jordan Myrick...and a few others 😉
#GameChanger
July 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
🚨TONIGHT!
🫨A very special episode of Game Changer launches on @dropout.tv at 7pm ET / 4pm PT (and we recommend you tune in immediately)
✨Starring host Sam Reich, and guests Mike Trapp, Rekha Shankar, and Jordan Myrick...and a few others 😉
#GameChanger
🫨A very special episode of Game Changer launches on @dropout.tv at 7pm ET / 4pm PT (and we recommend you tune in immediately)
✨Starring host Sam Reich, and guests Mike Trapp, Rekha Shankar, and Jordan Myrick...and a few others 😉
#GameChanger
The car parked next to me at Sonic got their order, and then immediately left and got in line at the Braum's next door.
I'm perplexed, but mostly I just want to know which stop was for ice cream, and which stop was for hamburgers.
I'm perplexed, but mostly I just want to know which stop was for ice cream, and which stop was for hamburgers.
July 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The car parked next to me at Sonic got their order, and then immediately left and got in line at the Braum's next door.
I'm perplexed, but mostly I just want to know which stop was for ice cream, and which stop was for hamburgers.
I'm perplexed, but mostly I just want to know which stop was for ice cream, and which stop was for hamburgers.
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That any of us have to care about the messy breakup of these two massive narcissists — and that they both individually wield such massive power — is an indictment of our political system and further proves the poisonous influence of Big Money on our democracy.
June 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That any of us have to care about the messy breakup of these two massive narcissists — and that they both individually wield such massive power — is an indictment of our political system and further proves the poisonous influence of Big Money on our democracy.
Just drove past a private security vehicle whose motto was proudly emblazoned:
' protecting the best of humanity from the worst of it" 🙄🤮
' protecting the best of humanity from the worst of it" 🙄🤮
June 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just drove past a private security vehicle whose motto was proudly emblazoned:
' protecting the best of humanity from the worst of it" 🙄🤮
' protecting the best of humanity from the worst of it" 🙄🤮
Theology is so interesting, because if you believe in a loving God, why on Earth would you ever believe that a train on your way to work is punishment for not having left earlier, as opposed to a sign that you should have just stayed home?
June 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Theology is so interesting, because if you believe in a loving God, why on Earth would you ever believe that a train on your way to work is punishment for not having left earlier, as opposed to a sign that you should have just stayed home?
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I love this app most of the time but every time there is violence against Jews in the United States there are two options: say nothing or disable interactions
it’s pretty bleak
it’s pretty bleak
June 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I love this app most of the time but every time there is violence against Jews in the United States there are two options: say nothing or disable interactions
it’s pretty bleak
it’s pretty bleak
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"For me, the answer now lies in refusal, the withdrawal of participation from systems that require dishonesty as the price of belonging."
Today I am resigning from the National Science Board and the Library of Congress Scholars Council.
I wrote about my decision in TIME.
time.com/7285045/resi...
Today I am resigning from the National Science Board and the Library of Congress Scholars Council.
I wrote about my decision in TIME.
time.com/7285045/resi...
Why I’m Resigning from the NSF and Library of Congress
I cannot participate in systems that require dishonesty as the price of belonging.
time.com
May 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"For me, the answer now lies in refusal, the withdrawal of participation from systems that require dishonesty as the price of belonging."
Today I am resigning from the National Science Board and the Library of Congress Scholars Council.
I wrote about my decision in TIME.
time.com/7285045/resi...
Today I am resigning from the National Science Board and the Library of Congress Scholars Council.
I wrote about my decision in TIME.
time.com/7285045/resi...
Me, looking at a very bleu piece of bleu cheese: OH MY GOD, IS MY CHEESE MOLDY?!
May 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Me, looking at a very bleu piece of bleu cheese: OH MY GOD, IS MY CHEESE MOLDY?!
I did not consent to be isekaied into an Onion article
April 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I did not consent to be isekaied into an Onion article
Unrelated, how can I convince my tv apps to stop recommending me Paw Patrol?
April 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Unrelated, how can I convince my tv apps to stop recommending me Paw Patrol?
@paramountplusbr.bsky.social getting ready to remove the Dora the Explorer movie is a hate crime.
April 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@paramountplusbr.bsky.social getting ready to remove the Dora the Explorer movie is a hate crime.
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Pokémon Go to the polls
April 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Pokémon Go to the polls
Happy Monday to everyone except the doordasher who complained that my order was too heavy, after I had to meet her outside in order to prove that she was in fact in the right apartment complex.
April 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Happy Monday to everyone except the doordasher who complained that my order was too heavy, after I had to meet her outside in order to prove that she was in fact in the right apartment complex.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Happy Monday to everyone except the people watching loud videos without headphones in public places
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Happy Monday to everyone except the people watching loud videos without headphones in public places
The restaurant I ordered delivery from stapled THROUGH my straw to the bag.
War Crime.
War Crime.
February 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The restaurant I ordered delivery from stapled THROUGH my straw to the bag.
War Crime.
War Crime.
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Fun fact: those frogs in that famous 1869 frog boiling experiment had been decerebated: their brains had been removed before putting them in the pot of water.
What Golz found, empirically, is that a frog with a brain still in it, jumps out of slowly heating water faster than one without a brain.
What Golz found, empirically, is that a frog with a brain still in it, jumps out of slowly heating water faster than one without a brain.
February 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Fun fact: those frogs in that famous 1869 frog boiling experiment had been decerebated: their brains had been removed before putting them in the pot of water.
What Golz found, empirically, is that a frog with a brain still in it, jumps out of slowly heating water faster than one without a brain.
What Golz found, empirically, is that a frog with a brain still in it, jumps out of slowly heating water faster than one without a brain.
Sincerely though how did you guys let me sleep on Schmigadoon! ?
It's tv perfectly curated to my interests
It's tv perfectly curated to my interests
February 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Sincerely though how did you guys let me sleep on Schmigadoon! ?
It's tv perfectly curated to my interests
It's tv perfectly curated to my interests