The Caretaker
@the-caretaker.bsky.social
Thedas' best and only Uber driver. NOT to be confused with professional WWE wrestler "The Undertaker".
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DArp & 18+. Mainly shitposts but I can be gently coaxed into Semi-serious stuff.
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DArp & 18+. Mainly shitposts but I can be gently coaxed into Semi-serious stuff.
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The Caretaker
@the-caretaker.bsky.social
· Dec 28
@the-caretaker.bsky.social Hey, what exactly happens if someone falls off of the edge of the Lighthouse? Do they just keep falling forever?
I catch you in my loving arms. Then I swaddle you and return you to the land.
You do not remember any of this because of the trauma of falling thousands of meters through endless space. A real doozy.
You do not remember any of this because of the trauma of falling thousands of meters through endless space. A real doozy.
Winter has since swept throughout Thedas proper, but the best has yet to come: Festive hams and pies... and burning logs that put off toxic smoke.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Winter has since swept throughout Thedas proper, but the best has yet to come: Festive hams and pies... and burning logs that put off toxic smoke.
Life is cyclical, Dweller. Nothing is permanent. The seasons end but begin anew, and so to shall friendships and bonds be strengthened as we come together once more.
September 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Life is cyclical, Dweller. Nothing is permanent. The seasons end but begin anew, and so to shall friendships and bonds be strengthened as we come together once more.
Dweller, I know not what labubu means. The winds caution against learning its meaning.
July 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Dweller, I know not what labubu means. The winds caution against learning its meaning.
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I'm opening two slots for Colored Commissions this month. As a thank you for 200 followers, Second characters are free!
To streamline contact, I've whipped up a handy dandy google form for those who are interested: forms.gle/NMkqnjfrsNdx...
TOS & Other information will be in the replies below 👇
To streamline contact, I've whipped up a handy dandy google form for those who are interested: forms.gle/NMkqnjfrsNdx...
TOS & Other information will be in the replies below 👇
July 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm opening two slots for Colored Commissions this month. As a thank you for 200 followers, Second characters are free!
To streamline contact, I've whipped up a handy dandy google form for those who are interested: forms.gle/NMkqnjfrsNdx...
TOS & Other information will be in the replies below 👇
To streamline contact, I've whipped up a handy dandy google form for those who are interested: forms.gle/NMkqnjfrsNdx...
TOS & Other information will be in the replies below 👇
Watch the musical "Rent" during Pride Month and take 5000 damage, Dweller. It's good for character development.
June 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Watch the musical "Rent" during Pride Month and take 5000 damage, Dweller. It's good for character development.
Are we being gay enough this Pride Month, Dweller?
June 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Are we being gay enough this Pride Month, Dweller?
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Take this, Dweller. You will need it on your journey.
[ They offer up a single plate of Birria tacos]
[ They offer up a single plate of Birria tacos]
May 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Take this, Dweller. You will need it on your journey.
[ They offer up a single plate of Birria tacos]
[ They offer up a single plate of Birria tacos]
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I catch you in my loving arms. Then I swaddle you and return you to the land.
You do not remember any of this because of the trauma of falling thousands of meters through endless space. A real doozy.
You do not remember any of this because of the trauma of falling thousands of meters through endless space. A real doozy.
@the-caretaker.bsky.social Hey, what exactly happens if someone falls off of the edge of the Lighthouse? Do they just keep falling forever?
December 28, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I catch you in my loving arms. Then I swaddle you and return you to the land.
You do not remember any of this because of the trauma of falling thousands of meters through endless space. A real doozy.
You do not remember any of this because of the trauma of falling thousands of meters through endless space. A real doozy.
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WHEW. The horrors persist. Opening an emergency slot for an Icon in this style for $60, just like the OG opening.
April 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
WHEW. The horrors persist. Opening an emergency slot for an Icon in this style for $60, just like the OG opening.
Be careful, Dweller. With one foot in the future and one in the past, you must be mindful lest you receive a surprise cockshot from the present.
April 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Be careful, Dweller. With one foot in the future and one in the past, you must be mindful lest you receive a surprise cockshot from the present.
Dweller, if you thought THIS was bad. Just wait until the Spirits are waking you up at 3am to whisper about The Horrors.
March 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Dweller, if you thought THIS was bad. Just wait until the Spirits are waking you up at 3am to whisper about The Horrors.
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Ooc: Tomorrow I will still answer any messages regarding the different characters in the venue! If you need Wonderment, the Waitstaff or Inspiration (The sketch artist) don't hesitate to let me know and tomorrow I'll check it out 🥰 Oh and in case someone doesn't know, I'm Viago's account too ☺️
March 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ooc: Tomorrow I will still answer any messages regarding the different characters in the venue! If you need Wonderment, the Waitstaff or Inspiration (The sketch artist) don't hesitate to let me know and tomorrow I'll check it out 🥰 Oh and in case someone doesn't know, I'm Viago's account too ☺️
Be warned, Dwellers. Should anything go amiss due to your misconduct at the wedding...
[The Caretaker clasps their hands over their hollow chest, peering out over the Fade as they trail off.]
[The Caretaker clasps their hands over their hollow chest, peering out over the Fade as they trail off.]
March 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Be warned, Dwellers. Should anything go amiss due to your misconduct at the wedding...
[The Caretaker clasps their hands over their hollow chest, peering out over the Fade as they trail off.]
[The Caretaker clasps their hands over their hollow chest, peering out over the Fade as they trail off.]
@itsmecole.bsky.social @bellara-lutare.bsky.social
[The Caretaker arrives later than intended, but with gifts in tow]
Newlyweds, who have found peace in their union and solace in the arms of their beloved...
... I bring Tupperware. For all your leftovers, snacks, and meal prepping.
[The Caretaker arrives later than intended, but with gifts in tow]
Newlyweds, who have found peace in their union and solace in the arms of their beloved...
... I bring Tupperware. For all your leftovers, snacks, and meal prepping.
March 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@itsmecole.bsky.social @bellara-lutare.bsky.social
[The Caretaker arrives later than intended, but with gifts in tow]
Newlyweds, who have found peace in their union and solace in the arms of their beloved...
... I bring Tupperware. For all your leftovers, snacks, and meal prepping.
[The Caretaker arrives later than intended, but with gifts in tow]
Newlyweds, who have found peace in their union and solace in the arms of their beloved...
... I bring Tupperware. For all your leftovers, snacks, and meal prepping.
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If you made it through this, you can make it to Friday
March 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you made it through this, you can make it to Friday
Dweller, the tides recede as the Spirits whisper of warmth and revelry... there's an island we must travel to...
Margaritaville ....
Margaritaville ....
March 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Dweller, the tides recede as the Spirits whisper of warmth and revelry... there's an island we must travel to...
Margaritaville ....
Margaritaville ....
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✨ MARCH COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN ✨
You can contact me here on bsky or email my work email (maphel.workemail@yahoo.com)
I'm opening two slots for this month, and I'll quote this when they're filled.
You can contact me here on bsky or email my work email (maphel.workemail@yahoo.com)
I'm opening two slots for this month, and I'll quote this when they're filled.
March 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
✨ MARCH COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN ✨
You can contact me here on bsky or email my work email (maphel.workemail@yahoo.com)
I'm opening two slots for this month, and I'll quote this when they're filled.
You can contact me here on bsky or email my work email (maphel.workemail@yahoo.com)
I'm opening two slots for this month, and I'll quote this when they're filled.
We learned nothing about NOT swallowing crystals...
February 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We learned nothing about NOT swallowing crystals...
Blue Raspberry Slushie, save me. Save me, Blue Raspberry Slushie.
February 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Blue Raspberry Slushie, save me. Save me, Blue Raspberry Slushie.
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February 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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[OOC]
// Apologies everyone :( I have to duck out for tonight. I have an opening shift tomorrow.
Have fun!!! Ty Tarquin & Viper writers for the event <3 mwah mwah
// Apologies everyone :( I have to duck out for tonight. I have an opening shift tomorrow.
Have fun!!! Ty Tarquin & Viper writers for the event <3 mwah mwah
February 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
[OOC]
// Apologies everyone :( I have to duck out for tonight. I have an opening shift tomorrow.
Have fun!!! Ty Tarquin & Viper writers for the event <3 mwah mwah
// Apologies everyone :( I have to duck out for tonight. I have an opening shift tomorrow.
Have fun!!! Ty Tarquin & Viper writers for the event <3 mwah mwah
Perhaps I was mistaken:
500 hamburgers
500 fried fish sticks
100 plates of gold leaf painted Wyvern Fillets
100 plates of Grilled Rivaini Salmon
A Salad Buffet bar with fresh vegetables and greens from Arlathan Forest
And a Wedding Cake.
500 hamburgers
500 fried fish sticks
100 plates of gold leaf painted Wyvern Fillets
100 plates of Grilled Rivaini Salmon
A Salad Buffet bar with fresh vegetables and greens from Arlathan Forest
And a Wedding Cake.
February 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Perhaps I was mistaken:
500 hamburgers
500 fried fish sticks
100 plates of gold leaf painted Wyvern Fillets
100 plates of Grilled Rivaini Salmon
A Salad Buffet bar with fresh vegetables and greens from Arlathan Forest
And a Wedding Cake.
500 hamburgers
500 fried fish sticks
100 plates of gold leaf painted Wyvern Fillets
100 plates of Grilled Rivaini Salmon
A Salad Buffet bar with fresh vegetables and greens from Arlathan Forest
And a Wedding Cake.
My catering: 500 hamburgers from Culver's and 500 fried fish sticks from Hal's.
February 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My catering: 500 hamburgers from Culver's and 500 fried fish sticks from Hal's.