The Caretaker
@the-caretaker.bsky.social
Thedas' best and only Uber driver. NOT to be confused with professional WWE wrestler "The Undertaker".
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DArp & 18+. Mainly shitposts but I can be gently coaxed into Semi-serious stuff.
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DArp & 18+. Mainly shitposts but I can be gently coaxed into Semi-serious stuff.
Are we certain, Dweller?
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Are we certain, Dweller?
@spitefully.bsky.social @deathismycalling.bsky.social
The Surgery went well. Take this cone so Spite does not try to lick his sutures.
The Surgery went well. Take this cone so Spite does not try to lick his sutures.
January 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
@spitefully.bsky.social @deathismycalling.bsky.social
The Surgery went well. Take this cone so Spite does not try to lick his sutures.
The Surgery went well. Take this cone so Spite does not try to lick his sutures.
Dweller, I found this poster within the Fade.
January 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Dweller, I found this poster within the Fade.
I am prepared, Dweller.
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I am prepared, Dweller.
As the mortals say, "Hit me with it", Dweller.
January 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
As the mortals say, "Hit me with it", Dweller.
You may need to resort to a rubber mallet to the side of the head, Traveler.
January 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
You may need to resort to a rubber mallet to the side of the head, Traveler.
The Fade shudders with your flattery, Shepherd of Fate...
January 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The Fade shudders with your flattery, Shepherd of Fate...
I apologize for the sudden closing of all docks in the Crossroads, Dweller. There were many in great need and I could not abandon my post.
Now though... Now I can return to my bottomless Blue Raspberry Slushie.
Now though... Now I can return to my bottomless Blue Raspberry Slushie.
January 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I apologize for the sudden closing of all docks in the Crossroads, Dweller. There were many in great need and I could not abandon my post.
Now though... Now I can return to my bottomless Blue Raspberry Slushie.
Now though... Now I can return to my bottomless Blue Raspberry Slushie.
DESIRE. STOP TOYING WITH THE MORTALS.
January 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
DESIRE. STOP TOYING WITH THE MORTALS.
I post from wherever you need me, Dwellers.
January 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I post from wherever you need me, Dwellers.
A Blue Raspberry Slushie... and it's bottomless, Spirit of Spite? I will be able to craft more glittery harnesses for the Rooks of the Multiverse now...
January 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
A Blue Raspberry Slushie... and it's bottomless, Spirit of Spite? I will be able to craft more glittery harnesses for the Rooks of the Multiverse now...
This era has come with heavy loss, Dwellers, but do not despair. If there is one talent the mortal posses, it is that of rebuilding...
And falling off cliffs at high speeds...
And falling off cliffs at high speeds...
January 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This era has come with heavy loss, Dwellers, but do not despair. If there is one talent the mortal posses, it is that of rebuilding...
And falling off cliffs at high speeds...
And falling off cliffs at high speeds...
I. CAN. FINALLY. ASCEND.
January 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I. CAN. FINALLY. ASCEND.
MY. FAVORITE. GAME.
January 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
MY. FAVORITE. GAME.
[Revs their boat engine]
WHERE. IS. MY. FUCKING. LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE. IS. MY. FUCKING. LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!
January 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
[Revs their boat engine]
WHERE. IS. MY. FUCKING. LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE. IS. MY. FUCKING. LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Dweller. Please say sike. I can't live like this.
January 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Dweller. Please say sike. I can't live like this.
Next time... I'll take you to The Cheesecake Factory
January 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Next time... I'll take you to The Cheesecake Factory
I know my audience.
January 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I know my audience.
[The Caretaker looks a thousand yards into the middle distance]
The Denny's parking lot....
[They pause, then squint at the letter] Why is Vorgoth apart of your concerns?
The Denny's parking lot....
[They pause, then squint at the letter] Why is Vorgoth apart of your concerns?
January 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
[The Caretaker looks a thousand yards into the middle distance]
The Denny's parking lot....
[They pause, then squint at the letter] Why is Vorgoth apart of your concerns?
The Denny's parking lot....
[They pause, then squint at the letter] Why is Vorgoth apart of your concerns?
Your fates are not yet set in stone, Dwellers. Champion your futures; only you may determine where you are headed.
January 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Your fates are not yet set in stone, Dwellers. Champion your futures; only you may determine where you are headed.
The line you draw between orders of Spirits is arbitrary and based upon your own cultural biases and understanding of the Fade.
Look within, Dweller. You will know /your/ answer with only a moment's contemplation.
Look within, Dweller. You will know /your/ answer with only a moment's contemplation.
January 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The line you draw between orders of Spirits is arbitrary and based upon your own cultural biases and understanding of the Fade.
Look within, Dweller. You will know /your/ answer with only a moment's contemplation.
Look within, Dweller. You will know /your/ answer with only a moment's contemplation.