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The Caretaker
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Thedas' best and only Uber driver. NOT to be confused with professional WWE wrestler "The Undertaker".
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DArp & 18+. Mainly shitposts but I can be gently coaxed into Semi-serious stuff.
A most daunting missive from The Ducks....
July 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
[The Caretaker inclines their head in a bow.]

You are a gracious Host, Spirit of Compassion.

[They linger for a moment before opening their arms and beckoning Cole closer.]

Comfort, for the one who has elected to tread a new path. Your life will yet remain fruitful.
March 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I would not miss it, Dweller. It is my duty to see to the welfare of the Crossroad's inhabitants, and you are no exception.
March 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
[ The Caretaker gingerly accepts the proffered scroll. They turn it over and unroll it to look over the contents, then nod.]

There are things in motion that may delay me, Spirit of Compassion, but know I will be present to bear witness to your union to the Dweller.
March 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
A wedding? When is the date, Spirit of Compassion? I shall make myself available.
March 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ghilan'nain 😑
March 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm afraid my knowledge does not extend to his condition, Dweller. The spirits of the Fade are just as perplexed as you are.
February 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM