𝐀𝐋-𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃,
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❛ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 ❜ — 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘵𝘩. &&. 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌; 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬, 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨.
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𝐃𝐂𝐑𝐏 | AI, MINORS & LEWD 𝘿𝙉𝙄.
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Pinned
You can dish it out as good as you get, Master Tim. Don't hold back, no mercy.
OKAY.. I might’ve signed up for possible death experiences and major injuries— but I didn’t sign up for verbal bullying??
Blink, blink.
I wouldn't say bullied. You willingly put yourself in this situation when you offered to become Robin, Master Timothy. You're more than capable of fighting back.
I wouldn't say bullied. You willingly put yourself in this situation when you offered to become Robin, Master Timothy. You're more than capable of fighting back.
October 8, 2025 at 8:49 AM
You can dish it out as good as you get, Master Tim. Don't hold back, no mercy.
You've got a deal, Master Clark.
[Eyes gleaming!]
I am very interested...I'll trade you one I took of him over breakfast last time I was over...
I am very interested...I'll trade you one I took of him over breakfast last time I was over...
I have some of a young Master Bruce you may be interested.
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
You've got a deal, Master Clark.
// sometimes I'll toss in a little reminder amidst the hahas that pennyworth isn't really a good man just as a curve ball then go back to the hahas
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
// sometimes I'll toss in a little reminder amidst the hahas that pennyworth isn't really a good man just as a curve ball then go back to the hahas
Blink, blink.
I wouldn't say bullied. You willingly put yourself in this situation when you offered to become Robin, Master Timothy. You're more than capable of fighting back.
I wouldn't say bullied. You willingly put yourself in this situation when you offered to become Robin, Master Timothy. You're more than capable of fighting back.
Alfred.. we both agree I get bullied enough, right? Right??
October 8, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Blink, blink.
I wouldn't say bullied. You willingly put yourself in this situation when you offered to become Robin, Master Timothy. You're more than capable of fighting back.
I wouldn't say bullied. You willingly put yourself in this situation when you offered to become Robin, Master Timothy. You're more than capable of fighting back.
I have the loveliest picture from when you got your first tooth fairy gift.
...
No photographic evidence could be deleted from my scrapbook albums. I have one for each of you since you came in.
October 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I have the loveliest picture from when you got your first tooth fairy gift.
Eat fruit, Master Dick.
October 8, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Eat fruit, Master Dick.
I have some of a young Master Bruce you may be interested.
Thank you, Alfred! Perhaps we can exchange pictures sometime.
He's my favourite addition to the family.
October 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I have some of a young Master Bruce you may be interested.
All this talk about apples but when was the list time you ate one? When was the last time you've had fruit?
October 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
All this talk about apples but when was the list time you ate one? When was the last time you've had fruit?
He's my favourite addition to the family.
Even Babs can overlook things....
My photo album, for instance!
My photo album, for instance!
I made Babs scrub that off the face of the Earth??
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
He's my favourite addition to the family.
That is not properly rested.
I will be in the gardens. You have breakfast out, go eat. Or don't, if you don't want to listen to me once again and then turn around and act like a hypocrite, Master Bruce.
I will be in the gardens. You have breakfast out, go eat. Or don't, if you don't want to listen to me once again and then turn around and act like a hypocrite, Master Bruce.
3 hours and 1 minute of sleep, so I'm improving. Properly rested and have not eaten yet
Have you slept properly? Rested? Had a decent breakfast?
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
That is not properly rested.
I will be in the gardens. You have breakfast out, go eat. Or don't, if you don't want to listen to me once again and then turn around and act like a hypocrite, Master Bruce.
I will be in the gardens. You have breakfast out, go eat. Or don't, if you don't want to listen to me once again and then turn around and act like a hypocrite, Master Bruce.
No photographic evidence could be deleted from my scrapbook albums. I have one for each of you since you came in.
October 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
No photographic evidence could be deleted from my scrapbook albums. I have one for each of you since you came in.
Have you slept properly? Rested? Had a decent breakfast?
I don't... have a good answer to that
Everyone whenever I bring something to do with self care.
October 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Have you slept properly? Rested? Had a decent breakfast?
Everyone whenever I bring something to do with self care.
Name one person that doesn't listen to you
That is not correct.
October 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Everyone whenever I bring something to do with self care.
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That is not correct.
Of every member in the household and of the bat family, Alfred is listened to 100% of the time.
.. I don’t find this reassuring anymore
October 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
That is not correct.
I believe young Master wanted some sandwiches, is that correct?
October 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I believe young Master wanted some sandwiches, is that correct?
Did anyone say cucumber sandwiches?
October 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Did anyone say cucumber sandwiches?
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sʰᵉ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵏⁱᵗᵗʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵇᵘˡˡʸ!
May 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
sʰᵉ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵏⁱᵗᵗʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵇᵘˡˡʸ!
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"Look up. It's- 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉!"
October 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"Look up. It's- 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉!"
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// don't turn this on me, I killed Alfred because you delayed accountant steve. It's your fault. You killed Alfred.
//if Beau actually kills Alfred, I'm killing accountant steve
October 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
// don't turn this on me, I killed Alfred because you delayed accountant steve. It's your fault. You killed Alfred.
// no can do
October 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
// no can do
// I'm killing alfred
//that's it. I'm delaying Accountant Steve.
October 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
// I'm killing alfred
( Sigh. )
That is what you said the last few times. You're old enough to make your decisions, Master Bruce, but you trust surprisingly easily for the Knight of Gotham.
That is what you said the last few times. You're old enough to make your decisions, Master Bruce, but you trust surprisingly easily for the Knight of Gotham.
It'll be different this time, trust me. She seems different this time
( Side eye. )
And that is exactly why I reiterate what I said.
And that is exactly why I reiterate what I said.
October 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
( Sigh. )
That is what you said the last few times. You're old enough to make your decisions, Master Bruce, but you trust surprisingly easily for the Knight of Gotham.
That is what you said the last few times. You're old enough to make your decisions, Master Bruce, but you trust surprisingly easily for the Knight of Gotham.