𝓚ˡᵃʳⁱᵒⁿ ᴛʜᴇ 𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝕭𝖔𝖞
@chaoticwithwords.bsky.social
ᴡᵉˡˡ, ᵗʰᵉʸ ˢᵘʳᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵉᵛⁱˡ ⁱᵐᵐᵒʳᵗᵃˡ ˢᵒʳᶜᵉʳᵉʳˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ.
- Pierrot
- Pierrot
Pinned
sʰᵉ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵏⁱᵗᵗʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵇᵘˡˡʸ!
Unless he pushes him down them again-
"I thought it was funny. Especially when you went splat at the end!"
"I thought it was funny. Especially when you went splat at the end!"
At least the stairs have an end.
He may have a concussion . . . or two. Or three.
“ Gods, seriously? That’s. So low. ”
Poor guy has to rub his head. Getting up is a struggle, but he’s trying.
He may have a concussion . . . or two. Or three.
“ Gods, seriously? That’s. So low. ”
Poor guy has to rub his head. Getting up is a struggle, but he’s trying.
Cue demonic cackling. He knows and he doesn't care. He's just evil.
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Unless he pushes him down them again-
"I thought it was funny. Especially when you went splat at the end!"
"I thought it was funny. Especially when you went splat at the end!"
Cue demonic cackling. He knows and he doesn't care. He's just evil.
“ OW ACK— OW OW WHAT THE— ”
TUMBLES down very unprofessionally. Not charismatic or graceful at all.
Bro he only has one leg….. 🥲
TUMBLES down very unprofessionally. Not charismatic or graceful at all.
Bro he only has one leg….. 🥲
Pushing @berkschief.bsky.social down the stairs. :)
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Cue demonic cackling. He knows and he doesn't care. He's just evil.
Pushing @berkschief.bsky.social down the stairs. :)
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Pushing @berkschief.bsky.social down the stairs. :)
//Okay, so we know Klarion tortures and k*lls children, right? That's canon. But he's also super sweet with cats, baby Teekl included.
I'm 99% sure he might be neurodivergent and never had to mask it a day on his life
I'm 99% sure he might be neurodivergent and never had to mask it a day on his life
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
//Okay, so we know Klarion tortures and k*lls children, right? That's canon. But he's also super sweet with cats, baby Teekl included.
I'm 99% sure he might be neurodivergent and never had to mask it a day on his life
I'm 99% sure he might be neurodivergent and never had to mask it a day on his life
"I can't! She's biting me!"
"Get her out of your shirt!"
"Make her stop!"
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"I can't! She's biting me!"
Not-Nabu appears when I do try. And beats me up.
I mean... have you tried it?
Yeah but you guys call me a "villain" so that wouldn't work. Besides, this way is more fun.
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Not-Nabu appears when I do try. And beats me up.
Yeah but you guys call me a "villain" so that wouldn't work. Besides, this way is more fun.
You all could have if you asked nicely?
I don't think it's too late for that.
I don't think it's too late for that.
Teekl and I were just going to play with her...
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Yeah but you guys call me a "villain" so that wouldn't work. Besides, this way is more fun.
//time for a weird and gross update?
So I have the flu. And for some reason I have burps, right? And they taste like cucumber but I haven't had cucumbers?
So I have the flu. And for some reason I have burps, right? And they taste like cucumber but I haven't had cucumbers?
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
//time for a weird and gross update?
So I have the flu. And for some reason I have burps, right? And they taste like cucumber but I haven't had cucumbers?
So I have the flu. And for some reason I have burps, right? And they taste like cucumber but I haven't had cucumbers?
Teekl and I were just going to play with her...
What do you plan to do with her then?
Wh-
I mean, it's not like she's going to be my familiar...
I mean, it's not like she's going to be my familiar...
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Teekl and I were just going to play with her...
"Make her stop!"
"She's proficient at self defense."
"Why you! I'll squish you!"
Screaming.
"You're lucky she's cute- OUCH!"
Screaming.
"You're lucky she's cute- OUCH!"
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
"Make her stop!"
"Why you! I'll squish you!"
Screaming.
"You're lucky she's cute- OUCH!"
Screaming.
"You're lucky she's cute- OUCH!"
CACKLING LOUDLY.
"Do it again, Lucy. His smell must be offensive to your nose."
"Do it again, Lucy. His smell must be offensive to your nose."
"Ha! Like this thing can- OW! YEOUCH! STOP THAT!"
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"Why you! I'll squish you!"
Screaming.
"You're lucky she's cute- OUCH!"
Screaming.
"You're lucky she's cute- OUCH!"
Wh-
I mean, it's not like she's going to be my familiar...
I mean, it's not like she's going to be my familiar...
And do you care about what she wants?
I don't care what he wants.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Wh-
I mean, it's not like she's going to be my familiar...
I mean, it's not like she's going to be my familiar...
I don't care what he wants.
But Damian doesn't want you to have 𝘩𝘦𝘳.
But I want it!
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I don't care what he wants.
"Ha! Like this thing can- OW! YEOUCH! STOP THAT!"
"Oh. Ew."
"Bite him, Lucy."
"Bite him, Lucy."
Tucking her into his shirt-
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
"Ha! Like this thing can- OW! YEOUCH! STOP THAT!"
//ships are fun and all but have you ever used an ancient child to harass a stabby child
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
//ships are fun and all but have you ever used an ancient child to harass a stabby child
But I want it!
𝘠𝘰𝘶 stop poking him.
You stay out of this.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
But I want it!
Tucking her into his shirt-
No.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Tucking her into his shirt-
You stay out of this.
No.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
You stay out of this.
Yes.
No.
Yeah, uh huh. Still mine.
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Yes.
Yeah, uh huh. Still mine.
𝘚𝘩𝘦 has a name.
This is mine now.
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Yeah, uh huh. Still mine.
This is mine now.
Give me my macaque back, you imbecile.
Yoinks-
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
This is mine now.
Yoinks-
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Yoinks-
//Lola Marie rejected my love
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
//Lola Marie rejected my love
He would web up a kid!?
Call the Daily Bugle!
Call the Daily Bugle!
A sure fire way to become the next bad guy he webs up and leaves dangling from a lamp pole.
What if he tripped him?
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
He would web up a kid!?
Call the Daily Bugle!
Call the Daily Bugle!
What if he tripped him?
For his birthday he's in Hell's Kitchen fighting the Maggia.
He doesn't want to stop and think, so he's been pushing himself all evening. Crossing over into midnight, he's not stopped for a minute.
He doesn't want to stop and think, so he's been pushing himself all evening. Crossing over into midnight, he's not stopped for a minute.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
What if he tripped him?