Dami 🔪
@dem0nbaby.bsky.social
The grandson of the demon, training to be the world’s greatest assassin.
/MDNI/ +18/ 0 TOLERANCE FOR GROSS BEHAVIOR./ He’s 5. Don’t be weird about it.
/MDNI/ +18/ 0 TOLERANCE FOR GROSS BEHAVIOR./ He’s 5. Don’t be weird about it.
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Dami 🔪
@dem0nbaby.bsky.social
· Jun 5
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The son of Talia Al Ghul and Bruce Wayne, grandson to the Demons Head.
🔪Friendly writer. Not so friendly gremlin
🔪 It’s only 18+ because it’s Damian. Trigger warning now.
🔪 Don’t be disgusting. It’s a child.
🔪 Make sure to keep sharp objects away from him.
#Serpentine
The son of Talia Al Ghul and Bruce Wayne, grandson to the Demons Head.
🔪Friendly writer. Not so friendly gremlin
🔪 It’s only 18+ because it’s Damian. Trigger warning now.
🔪 Don’t be disgusting. It’s a child.
🔪 Make sure to keep sharp objects away from him.
#Serpentine
//Baby skrimp says Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
//Baby skrimp says Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
//Ok. I’ve gotten the anger out of my system.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
//Ok. I’ve gotten the anger out of my system.
//Top employee in the district for two months. Aka: Since when I started.
Top earner, Top donation earner, Top reviewed, best employee (Both GM’s say so)
I’m not trying to pull hierarchy or superiority. But that shit rubs me.
I don’t like being one of the best employees and being treated like—
Top earner, Top donation earner, Top reviewed, best employee (Both GM’s say so)
I’m not trying to pull hierarchy or superiority. But that shit rubs me.
I don’t like being one of the best employees and being treated like—
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
//Top employee in the district for two months. Aka: Since when I started.
Top earner, Top donation earner, Top reviewed, best employee (Both GM’s say so)
I’m not trying to pull hierarchy or superiority. But that shit rubs me.
I don’t like being one of the best employees and being treated like—
Top earner, Top donation earner, Top reviewed, best employee (Both GM’s say so)
I’m not trying to pull hierarchy or superiority. But that shit rubs me.
I don’t like being one of the best employees and being treated like—
//Translation of the Spanish phrases.
1. There are stupid days and people who are stupid every day.
2. Son of a thousand whores. (Or pr0st1tute. Depends on how you read it)
1. There are stupid days and people who are stupid every day.
2. Son of a thousand whores. (Or pr0st1tute. Depends on how you read it)
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
//Translation of the Spanish phrases.
1. There are stupid days and people who are stupid every day.
2. Son of a thousand whores. (Or pr0st1tute. Depends on how you read it)
1. There are stupid days and people who are stupid every day.
2. Son of a thousand whores. (Or pr0st1tute. Depends on how you read it)
//quick fun fact. English is my first language. But I’m mostly fluent in Spanish as my second language. I tend to swear in Spanish because my parents don’t speak Spanish.
27 years of swearing in Spanish. :)
27 years of swearing in Spanish. :)
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
//quick fun fact. English is my first language. But I’m mostly fluent in Spanish as my second language. I tend to swear in Spanish because my parents don’t speak Spanish.
27 years of swearing in Spanish. :)
27 years of swearing in Spanish. :)
//Rant done. I still wish to bite someone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
//Rant done. I still wish to bite someone.
//I’m gonna rant here a moment.
My manager fucking pissed me the fuck off today. Two days ago he pulled me aside to whine at me about how I AS A CASHIER need to do more than just call people to help customers all the time.
I’M RUNNING THE FUCKING CASH REGISTER WITH A FLOOD OF PEOPLE EVERY —
My manager fucking pissed me the fuck off today. Two days ago he pulled me aside to whine at me about how I AS A CASHIER need to do more than just call people to help customers all the time.
I’M RUNNING THE FUCKING CASH REGISTER WITH A FLOOD OF PEOPLE EVERY —
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
//I’m gonna rant here a moment.
My manager fucking pissed me the fuck off today. Two days ago he pulled me aside to whine at me about how I AS A CASHIER need to do more than just call people to help customers all the time.
I’M RUNNING THE FUCKING CASH REGISTER WITH A FLOOD OF PEOPLE EVERY —
My manager fucking pissed me the fuck off today. Two days ago he pulled me aside to whine at me about how I AS A CASHIER need to do more than just call people to help customers all the time.
I’M RUNNING THE FUCKING CASH REGISTER WITH A FLOOD OF PEOPLE EVERY —
He groans and slowly sits up, carefully taking the cup of tea.
Jason’s coming back, tea in hand.
“Alright, come on. Up.”
Propping a couch pillow behind Damian, and handing him the tea. Careful about not spilling.
“Alright, come on. Up.”
Propping a couch pillow behind Damian, and handing him the tea. Careful about not spilling.
He stayed on the couch, continuing to be miserable.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
He groans and slowly sits up, carefully taking the cup of tea.
He stayed on the couch, continuing to be miserable.
“Alright, hang on”
Jason’s careful getting up from the couch, not jostling Damian. Then he’s walking to the kitchen to start on the tea.
Jason’s careful getting up from the couch, not jostling Damian. Then he’s walking to the kitchen to start on the tea.
“Yes…”
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He stayed on the couch, continuing to be miserable.
//Snail. He needs a name.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
//Snail. He needs a name.
“Yes…”
“You want tea?”
He offered, glancing down next to him.
He offered, glancing down next to him.
“But my stomach hurts too much.”
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“Yes…”
“But my stomach hurts too much.”
A snort.
“Might have to sleep that off, bud.”
“Might have to sleep that off, bud.”
“I ate too many cookies…”
Turns out you can eat too many.
Turns out you can eat too many.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“But my stomach hurts too much.”
//HONSE NOOO NOT THE PARASITE
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
//HONSE NOOO NOT THE PARASITE
Tax law!
Vanderbilt whinnies and nods.
Jokes on this kid. Five year olds don't pay taxes. He's a tax break for his parents.
Jokes on this kid. Five year olds don't pay taxes. He's a tax break for his parents.
5 sugar cubes. No taxes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Tax law!
5 sugar cubes. No taxes.
He won't. He understands moderation.
Vanderbilt can stop eating sugar cubes anytime he wants, man.
Vanderbilt can stop eating sugar cubes anytime he wants, man.
He’ll get him sugar cubes. Just don’t eat too many or horse will get laminitis.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
5 sugar cubes. No taxes.
He’ll get him sugar cubes. Just don’t eat too many or horse will get laminitis.
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He accepts apples, carrots and sugar cubes.
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He accepts apples, carrots and sugar cubes.
Bribe with candy, no call social services.
Pay no taxes.
Pay no taxes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
He’ll get him sugar cubes. Just don’t eat too many or horse will get laminitis.
“I ate too many cookies…”
Turns out you can eat too many.
Turns out you can eat too many.
“Dickie cook for you again?”
Jason went ahead and set down the book, marking his page.
Jason went ahead and set down the book, marking his page.
“My stomach hurts…”
He whines.
He whines.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
“I ate too many cookies…”
Turns out you can eat too many.
Turns out you can eat too many.
Bribe with candy, no call social services.
Pay no taxes.
Pay no taxes.
Horse is confused.
Five years old and a super hero?
This is child endangerment.
He's call social services but what would he say?
He's just a horse.
Five years old and a super hero?
This is child endangerment.
He's call social services but what would he say?
He's just a horse.
How does a 5 year old pay taxes?
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Bribe with candy, no call social services.
Pay no taxes.
Pay no taxes.
//Is it Damian or is it me.
Tummy hurts
Refuses medicine
Tummy hurts worse
Complains about tummy. \\
Tummy hurts
Refuses medicine
Tummy hurts worse
Complains about tummy. \\
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
//Is it Damian or is it me.
Tummy hurts
Refuses medicine
Tummy hurts worse
Complains about tummy. \\
Tummy hurts
Refuses medicine
Tummy hurts worse
Complains about tummy. \\
“My stomach hurts…”
He whines.
He whines.
Jason readjusted to make room on the couch, careful not to wrinkle the pages of the book he was holding.
“Something up?”
“Something up?”
Silently flops next to @pitdiver.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
“My stomach hurts…”
He whines.
He whines.
Silently flops next to @pitdiver.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Silently flops next to @pitdiver.bsky.social
How does a 5 year old pay taxes?
Do any of these silly super heroes pay their taxes?
The horse is an IRS Whistleblower.
The horse is an IRS Whistleblower.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
How does a 5 year old pay taxes?
My tummy hurts.
But I’m being brave about it.
But I’m being brave about it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
My tummy hurts.
But I’m being brave about it.
But I’m being brave about it.
//art by Silly_Willyco on twitter\\
Actively 3 apples tall.
Actively 3 apples tall.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
//art by Silly_Willyco on twitter\\
Actively 3 apples tall.
Actively 3 apples tall.