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Dami 🔪
@dem0nbaby.bsky.social
The grandson of the demon, training to be the world’s greatest assassin.
/MDNI/ +18/ 0 TOLERANCE FOR GROSS BEHAVIOR./ He’s 5. Don’t be weird about it.
//Baby skrimp says Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
//Ok. I’ve gotten the anger out of my system.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
—BULLSHIT.

Hay días tontos y tontos todos los días!

Fucking asshole. Make up your fucking mind. You either WANT me to do more. OR. You want me to stay where I AM.

Hijo de las Mil Putas.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
—the fucking chair wanting to fucking SCREAM.

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN STRIKE FUCKING TWO. YOU TOLD ME TO HELP MAKE KEYS WHEN YALL ARE BUSY. THERES A GOD DAMN TRUCK AND I WANTED TO BE PROACTIVE AND KEEP THE WEIGHT OFF OF YALL.

THE FUCK YOU MEAN!!!!!!

LIKE FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING —
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
—TWO FUCKING SECONDS.

So, he showed me how to make keys. (I work in a small hardware store.) and told me that if there were no customers. To go help with keys.

I was fine with this. I was understanding and chill.

So. Onto today. Two days later. We are slammed for HOURS on end there’s been a —
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
//I’m gonna rant here a moment.

My manager fucking pissed me the fuck off today. Two days ago he pulled me aside to whine at me about how I AS A CASHIER need to do more than just call people to help customers all the time.

I’M RUNNING THE FUCKING CASH REGISTER WITH A FLOOD OF PEOPLE EVERY —
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
//Snail. He needs a name.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
//art by Silly_Willyco on twitter\\

Actively 3 apples tall.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
//it chose snuggle.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
//For less than 10¢ a day. You can save a sad wet puppy from getting a bath.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
//I swear Abby would be the poster child for the ASPCA commercials.

Soggy, hungry, tired, wet, cold.
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
//Blowdried.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
//Soggy sad puppy.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
//I moved things around and added new driftwood.

Also. Found out that the lizard is a boy. I need boy names for a lizard.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
//Damian. And I’m not wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
//A rotund lil guy. Ate too much bat burger.
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
//Been a Dee fan since day one. That’s my boo my pookie the ray of sunshine in the morning.
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
//Since we’re all sharing.

The babies +bonus skrimp.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
He’s in the vents.

HE’S IN THE VENTS.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
—people are so use to being fed sugar and bullshit and mommy coddled. Instead of eating their own teeth.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
//Oh god. They’re 40 and doing all that shit.
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
//Whole list. I’m tossing out trash.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM