Dami 🔪
@dem0nbaby.bsky.social
The grandson of the demon, training to be the world’s greatest assassin.
/MDNI/ +18/ 0 TOLERANCE FOR GROSS BEHAVIOR./ He’s 5. Don’t be weird about it.
/MDNI/ +18/ 0 TOLERANCE FOR GROSS BEHAVIOR./ He’s 5. Don’t be weird about it.
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Dami 🔪
@dem0nbaby.bsky.social
· Jun 5
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The son of Talia Al Ghul and Bruce Wayne, grandson to the Demons Head.
🔪Friendly writer. Not so friendly gremlin
🔪 It’s only 18+ because it’s Damian. Trigger warning now.
🔪 Don’t be disgusting. It’s a child.
🔪 Make sure to keep sharp objects away from him.
#Serpentine
The son of Talia Al Ghul and Bruce Wayne, grandson to the Demons Head.
🔪Friendly writer. Not so friendly gremlin
🔪 It’s only 18+ because it’s Damian. Trigger warning now.
🔪 Don’t be disgusting. It’s a child.
🔪 Make sure to keep sharp objects away from him.
#Serpentine
//Yep. I died.
Ok. So. Update.
The walker is working. I’m so happy to finally be in at least 85% less pain when working. I’m so happy to not be in pain further.
Ok. So. Update.
The walker is working. I’m so happy to finally be in at least 85% less pain when working. I’m so happy to not be in pain further.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
//Yep. I died.
Ok. So. Update.
The walker is working. I’m so happy to finally be in at least 85% less pain when working. I’m so happy to not be in pain further.
Ok. So. Update.
The walker is working. I’m so happy to finally be in at least 85% less pain when working. I’m so happy to not be in pain further.
//I’m in love with my walker now. It’s so nice to be able to move around without standing.
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
//I’m in love with my walker now. It’s so nice to be able to move around without standing.
//TAKE THAT INSURANCE COMPANY
a woman in a striped shirt is dancing with her arms in the air .
ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is dancing with her arms in the air .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
//TAKE THAT INSURANCE COMPANY
//I GOT A WALKER!!!! FOR FREEEEEEEEE
a man is standing in front of a window with the words " for freeeeee " on the screen
ALT: a man is standing in front of a window with the words " for freeeeee " on the screen
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
//I GOT A WALKER!!!! FOR FREEEEEEEEE
We live in New Jersey.. that screams trashy not rich.
WATCH ARTHUR. Enjoy the tribute to your dad and find Muffy relatable because you’re so rich or whatever
There was nothing else.
It’s a stupid baby show.
It’s a stupid baby show.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
We live in New Jersey.. that screams trashy not rich.
There was nothing else.
It’s a stupid baby show.
It’s a stupid baby show.
And you went with Cocomelon as the next show? For shame!
BUT HE’S ALREADY WATCHED EVERY EPISODE OF BLUEY.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
There was nothing else.
It’s a stupid baby show.
It’s a stupid baby show.
BUT HE’S ALREADY WATCHED EVERY EPISODE OF BLUEY.
UNACCEPTABLE.
…you’re too good for Cocomelon. Watch Bluey.
…you’re too good for Cocomelon. Watch Bluey.
Busy watching Cocomellon.
Don’t ask why.
It’s stupid.
He’s 5.
Don’t ask why.
It’s stupid.
He’s 5.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
BUT HE’S ALREADY WATCHED EVERY EPISODE OF BLUEY.
Reposted by Dami 🔪
Busy watching Cocomellon.
Don’t ask why.
It’s stupid.
He’s 5.
Don’t ask why.
It’s stupid.
He’s 5.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Busy watching Cocomellon.
Don’t ask why.
It’s stupid.
He’s 5.
Don’t ask why.
It’s stupid.
He’s 5.
//Baby skrimp says Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
//Baby skrimp says Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
//Ok. I’ve gotten the anger out of my system.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
//Ok. I’ve gotten the anger out of my system.
//Top employee in the district for two months. Aka: Since when I started.
Top earner, Top donation earner, Top reviewed, best employee (Both GM’s say so)
I’m not trying to pull hierarchy or superiority. But that shit rubs me.
I don’t like being one of the best employees and being treated like—
Top earner, Top donation earner, Top reviewed, best employee (Both GM’s say so)
I’m not trying to pull hierarchy or superiority. But that shit rubs me.
I don’t like being one of the best employees and being treated like—
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
//Top employee in the district for two months. Aka: Since when I started.
Top earner, Top donation earner, Top reviewed, best employee (Both GM’s say so)
I’m not trying to pull hierarchy or superiority. But that shit rubs me.
I don’t like being one of the best employees and being treated like—
Top earner, Top donation earner, Top reviewed, best employee (Both GM’s say so)
I’m not trying to pull hierarchy or superiority. But that shit rubs me.
I don’t like being one of the best employees and being treated like—
//Translation of the Spanish phrases.
1. There are stupid days and people who are stupid every day.
2. Son of a thousand whores. (Or pr0st1tute. Depends on how you read it)
1. There are stupid days and people who are stupid every day.
2. Son of a thousand whores. (Or pr0st1tute. Depends on how you read it)
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
//Translation of the Spanish phrases.
1. There are stupid days and people who are stupid every day.
2. Son of a thousand whores. (Or pr0st1tute. Depends on how you read it)
1. There are stupid days and people who are stupid every day.
2. Son of a thousand whores. (Or pr0st1tute. Depends on how you read it)
//quick fun fact. English is my first language. But I’m mostly fluent in Spanish as my second language. I tend to swear in Spanish because my parents don’t speak Spanish.
27 years of swearing in Spanish. :)
27 years of swearing in Spanish. :)
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
//quick fun fact. English is my first language. But I’m mostly fluent in Spanish as my second language. I tend to swear in Spanish because my parents don’t speak Spanish.
27 years of swearing in Spanish. :)
27 years of swearing in Spanish. :)
//Rant done. I still wish to bite someone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
//Rant done. I still wish to bite someone.
//I’m gonna rant here a moment.
My manager fucking pissed me the fuck off today. Two days ago he pulled me aside to whine at me about how I AS A CASHIER need to do more than just call people to help customers all the time.
I’M RUNNING THE FUCKING CASH REGISTER WITH A FLOOD OF PEOPLE EVERY —
My manager fucking pissed me the fuck off today. Two days ago he pulled me aside to whine at me about how I AS A CASHIER need to do more than just call people to help customers all the time.
I’M RUNNING THE FUCKING CASH REGISTER WITH A FLOOD OF PEOPLE EVERY —
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
//I’m gonna rant here a moment.
My manager fucking pissed me the fuck off today. Two days ago he pulled me aside to whine at me about how I AS A CASHIER need to do more than just call people to help customers all the time.
I’M RUNNING THE FUCKING CASH REGISTER WITH A FLOOD OF PEOPLE EVERY —
My manager fucking pissed me the fuck off today. Two days ago he pulled me aside to whine at me about how I AS A CASHIER need to do more than just call people to help customers all the time.
I’M RUNNING THE FUCKING CASH REGISTER WITH A FLOOD OF PEOPLE EVERY —
He groans and slowly sits up, carefully taking the cup of tea.
Jason’s coming back, tea in hand.
“Alright, come on. Up.”
Propping a couch pillow behind Damian, and handing him the tea. Careful about not spilling.
“Alright, come on. Up.”
Propping a couch pillow behind Damian, and handing him the tea. Careful about not spilling.
He stayed on the couch, continuing to be miserable.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
He groans and slowly sits up, carefully taking the cup of tea.
He stayed on the couch, continuing to be miserable.
“Alright, hang on”
Jason’s careful getting up from the couch, not jostling Damian. Then he’s walking to the kitchen to start on the tea.
Jason’s careful getting up from the couch, not jostling Damian. Then he’s walking to the kitchen to start on the tea.
“Yes…”
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He stayed on the couch, continuing to be miserable.
//Snail. He needs a name.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
//Snail. He needs a name.
“Yes…”
“You want tea?”
He offered, glancing down next to him.
He offered, glancing down next to him.
“But my stomach hurts too much.”
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“Yes…”
“But my stomach hurts too much.”
A snort.
“Might have to sleep that off, bud.”
“Might have to sleep that off, bud.”
“I ate too many cookies…”
Turns out you can eat too many.
Turns out you can eat too many.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“But my stomach hurts too much.”
//HONSE NOOO NOT THE PARASITE
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
//HONSE NOOO NOT THE PARASITE
Tax law!
Vanderbilt whinnies and nods.
Jokes on this kid. Five year olds don't pay taxes. He's a tax break for his parents.
Jokes on this kid. Five year olds don't pay taxes. He's a tax break for his parents.
5 sugar cubes. No taxes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Tax law!
5 sugar cubes. No taxes.
He won't. He understands moderation.
Vanderbilt can stop eating sugar cubes anytime he wants, man.
Vanderbilt can stop eating sugar cubes anytime he wants, man.
He’ll get him sugar cubes. Just don’t eat too many or horse will get laminitis.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
5 sugar cubes. No taxes.
He’ll get him sugar cubes. Just don’t eat too many or horse will get laminitis.
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He accepts apples, carrots and sugar cubes.
Bribe with candy, no call social services.
Pay no taxes.
Pay no taxes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
He’ll get him sugar cubes. Just don’t eat too many or horse will get laminitis.