CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN
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Pinned
I'm ... on it?
December 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I'm ... on it?
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April 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm on my way, moonbear...
Come home...
I'm salivating.
December 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm on my way, moonbear...
I'm salivating.
I'm lactating.
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm salivating.
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It's— That's true. We use it for training.
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's— That's true. We use it for training.
// happy Christmas from the chaos vault 😇
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
// happy Christmas from the chaos vault 😇
We can try.
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We can try.
Honestly, champ? Me too...me too.....
Dad, I'm scared...
Let's go home, son. Immediately. And never come back.
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Honestly, champ? Me too...me too.....
Let's go home, son. Immediately. And never come back.
I need my dad...
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Let's go home, son. Immediately. And never come back.
I...will have to say no to that one too.
What about flying them into space and leaving them there?
ahem. No maiming or murder. Thank you.
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I...will have to say no to that one too.
[A big grin appeared on Clark's face as he hugged his son back, kissing the top of his head.]
See what I mean? Sweet boy.
Whoever it is that you love in the world, they're going to be prettyyy damn lucky. That's for sure.
See what I mean? Sweet boy.
Whoever it is that you love in the world, they're going to be prettyyy damn lucky. That's for sure.
[ Hugging him tight ]
When the time is right, one day. Whoever they are...
And they'll get to know I have the best dad in the whole world. Because he's...preeeetty super.
When the time is right, one day. Whoever they are...
And they'll get to know I have the best dad in the whole world. Because he's...preeeetty super.
Oh, my boy. You are a gem, and we all love you.
Once the time is right, you'll find someone so intensely, that you could see it with your eyes closed. I know it, because I know you. My precious, sweet boy is the most worthy of being loved.
Once the time is right, you'll find someone so intensely, that you could see it with your eyes closed. I know it, because I know you. My precious, sweet boy is the most worthy of being loved.
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
[A big grin appeared on Clark's face as he hugged his son back, kissing the top of his head.]
See what I mean? Sweet boy.
Whoever it is that you love in the world, they're going to be prettyyy damn lucky. That's for sure.
See what I mean? Sweet boy.
Whoever it is that you love in the world, they're going to be prettyyy damn lucky. That's for sure.
[A tip of his head in agreement. It was true, there was no permanent satisfaction to give the boy. Not unless they-
Now that was a stupid thought. Better vanquish it quickly.]
For now. But that's alright, there'll be other ways to appease him.
Let's go and rejoin the others. And help set
Now that was a stupid thought. Better vanquish it quickly.]
For now. But that's alright, there'll be other ways to appease him.
Let's go and rejoin the others. And help set
For now.
[ 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴. 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰? 𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘱?
He would in a heartbeat, but it wasn't something that he was willing to admit. Not now. Maybe if they had the chance to talk later. If there's any. If. ] —
[ 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴. 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰? 𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘱?
He would in a heartbeat, but it wasn't something that he was willing to admit. Not now. Maybe if they had the chance to talk later. If there's any. If. ] —
[And soon, much too soon, the kiss would be over.
Expelling a nervous chuckle, Clark turned his blazing face away, a hand reaching up to touch his lips, still tingling from the kiss.
𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩? 𝘕𝘰. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦.
But, that wasn't something he could say. Not out loud.]
Expelling a nervous chuckle, Clark turned his blazing face away, a hand reaching up to touch his lips, still tingling from the kiss.
𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩? 𝘕𝘰. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦.
But, that wasn't something he could say. Not out loud.]
December 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
[A tip of his head in agreement. It was true, there was no permanent satisfaction to give the boy. Not unless they-
Now that was a stupid thought. Better vanquish it quickly.]
For now. But that's alright, there'll be other ways to appease him.
Let's go and rejoin the others. And help set
Now that was a stupid thought. Better vanquish it quickly.]
For now. But that's alright, there'll be other ways to appease him.
Let's go and rejoin the others. And help set
Oh, my boy. You are a gem, and we all love you.
Once the time is right, you'll find someone so intensely, that you could see it with your eyes closed. I know it, because I know you. My precious, sweet boy is the most worthy of being loved.
Once the time is right, you'll find someone so intensely, that you could see it with your eyes closed. I know it, because I know you. My precious, sweet boy is the most worthy of being loved.
As happy as I am for my dad, I've reached new lows on being jealous of him, too.
Most romantic time of the year.. At least I can share it with the people I still have who mean the world to me.
Most romantic time of the year.. At least I can share it with the people I still have who mean the world to me.
December 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oh, my boy. You are a gem, and we all love you.
Once the time is right, you'll find someone so intensely, that you could see it with your eyes closed. I know it, because I know you. My precious, sweet boy is the most worthy of being loved.
Once the time is right, you'll find someone so intensely, that you could see it with your eyes closed. I know it, because I know you. My precious, sweet boy is the most worthy of being loved.
ahem. No maiming or murder. Thank you.
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
ahem. No maiming or murder. Thank you.
Well, I meant the one making wedding cake comments, but...
Sure! Fifty each!
Sure! Fifty each!
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Well, I meant the one making wedding cake comments, but...
Sure! Fifty each!
Sure! Fifty each!
...fifty bucks to whoever traps Jason with the mistletoe next.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
...fifty bucks to whoever traps Jason with the mistletoe next.
[And soon, much too soon, the kiss would be over.
Expelling a nervous chuckle, Clark turned his blazing face away, a hand reaching up to touch his lips, still tingling from the kiss.
𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩? 𝘕𝘰. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦.
But, that wasn't something he could say. Not out loud.]
Expelling a nervous chuckle, Clark turned his blazing face away, a hand reaching up to touch his lips, still tingling from the kiss.
𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩? 𝘕𝘰. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦.
But, that wasn't something he could say. Not out loud.]
[ This was 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴. One second longer and he was sure that this would be it for him— ruining the tall walls that he built, the bridge that he swore he'd never cross.
The man that he swore to adore quietly from a distance.
It was all impossible from the start. ] —
The man that he swore to adore quietly from a distance.
It was all impossible from the start. ] —
[A slight, fumbling moment of panic, as Clark Kent, Superman of the masses, realized that, 𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥.
December 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
[And soon, much too soon, the kiss would be over.
Expelling a nervous chuckle, Clark turned his blazing face away, a hand reaching up to touch his lips, still tingling from the kiss.
𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩? 𝘕𝘰. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦.
But, that wasn't something he could say. Not out loud.]
Expelling a nervous chuckle, Clark turned his blazing face away, a hand reaching up to touch his lips, still tingling from the kiss.
𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩? 𝘕𝘰. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦.
But, that wasn't something he could say. Not out loud.]
((Pyro...
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
((Pyro...
[A slight, fumbling moment of panic, as Clark Kent, Superman of the masses, realized that, 𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥.
[ Used to be notoriously known as a playboy, yet the question made him waver for a split second. He mentally pulled himself together.
In his defense, this was his best friend. Once he did this, there would be no turning back. ]
What choice do we have? It's a tradition. —
In his defense, this was his best friend. Once he did this, there would be no turning back. ]
What choice do we have? It's a tradition. —
[An identical sigh, face turning in towards Bruce's palm.]
Well, alright. If it makes the children happy.
[Except, he had absolutely no idea how to go about it. Should he lean in first? Should he wait for Bruce's lead?
In the end, he'd stay in place, eyes fixed on the other's lips, before being
Well, alright. If it makes the children happy.
[Except, he had absolutely no idea how to go about it. Should he lean in first? Should he wait for Bruce's lead?
In the end, he'd stay in place, eyes fixed on the other's lips, before being
December 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
[A slight, fumbling moment of panic, as Clark Kent, Superman of the masses, realized that, 𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥.
[An identical sigh, face turning in towards Bruce's palm.]
Well, alright. If it makes the children happy.
[Except, he had absolutely no idea how to go about it. Should he lean in first? Should he wait for Bruce's lead?
In the end, he'd stay in place, eyes fixed on the other's lips, before being
Well, alright. If it makes the children happy.
[Except, he had absolutely no idea how to go about it. Should he lean in first? Should he wait for Bruce's lead?
In the end, he'd stay in place, eyes fixed on the other's lips, before being
Right. But imagine the kind of tantrum he would throw if we don't—?
[ A quiet sigh in defeat as his hand reached Clark's cheek. ]
Only if it's alright with you.
[ A quiet sigh in defeat as his hand reached Clark's cheek. ]
Only if it's alright with you.
[Whispering back.]
Yes, we have. But that's for the newspapers, right...?
Yes, we have. But that's for the newspapers, right...?
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
[An identical sigh, face turning in towards Bruce's palm.]
Well, alright. If it makes the children happy.
[Except, he had absolutely no idea how to go about it. Should he lean in first? Should he wait for Bruce's lead?
In the end, he'd stay in place, eyes fixed on the other's lips, before being
Well, alright. If it makes the children happy.
[Except, he had absolutely no idea how to go about it. Should he lean in first? Should he wait for Bruce's lead?
In the end, he'd stay in place, eyes fixed on the other's lips, before being
[Whispering back.]
Yes, we have. But that's for the newspapers, right...?
Yes, we have. But that's for the newspapers, right...?
[ Whispering. ]
Clark? We've talked about this.
Clark? We've talked about this.
December 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
[Whispering back.]
Yes, we have. But that's for the newspapers, right...?
Yes, we have. But that's for the newspapers, right...?
Now why did he-
[Following the line of the grappling hook, and then he'd stop short.]
Oh. That's why.
[Following the line of the grappling hook, and then he'd stop short.]
Oh. That's why.
December 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Now why did he-
[Following the line of the grappling hook, and then he'd stop short.]
Oh. That's why.
[Following the line of the grappling hook, and then he'd stop short.]
Oh. That's why.
I'M COMING.
[FLYING UP TO CATCH THE BOY.]
Whew. Okay. All good, sport?
[FLYING UP TO CATCH THE BOY.]
Whew. Okay. All good, sport?
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'M COMING.
[FLYING UP TO CATCH THE BOY.]
Whew. Okay. All good, sport?
[FLYING UP TO CATCH THE BOY.]
Whew. Okay. All good, sport?