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• 25+ mun / minors DNI / Lewd DNI •
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filters by 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐭.
𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
I won't think about him for a minute, a second even. I won't think about him at all........
Dang it.."
I won't think about him for a minute, a second even. I won't think about him at all........
Dang it.."
No matter the call for help, he'd been answer.
"They need me.."
No matter the call for help, he'd been answer.
"They need me.."
[ Rubbing at his eyes, he couldn't help but groan out in frustration, but it was all too quick to subside.
It wasn't right for Superman to get so worked up, he had an image to uphold. ]
I know you're not him. Not even close.
You've got that whole love-kicked puppy thing going on. It's great! Really, it is. Nothing's more annoying than a nonchalant bastard.
That said, if you compare me to your ex one more time, I'm gonna take my ass
My dad called it heat vision— So..
[ Sulking.. ]
There was someone else who was hard to keep happy, too.....
[ Rubbing at his eyes, he couldn't help but groan out in frustration, but it was all too quick to subside.
It wasn't right for Superman to get so worked up, he had an image to uphold. ]
I know you're not him. Not even close.
My dad called it heat vision— So..
[ Sulking.. ]
There was someone else who was hard to keep happy, too.....
HEAT VISION?? HEAT VISION??? SERIOUSLY??
CALL EM LASER BEAMS LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON.
Alright, uh .. I don't think you told me your name. Alright, fella. Stand back now! Things are about to get hot.
From my eyes.
[ Charging up his heat vision until his eyes burned red, he shot a powerful beams away from the other. ]
Tah-dah..?
My dad called it heat vision— So..
[ Sulking.. ]
There was someone else who was hard to keep happy, too.....
Then I'd rather be alone.
Alright, uh .. I don't think you told me your name. Alright, fella. Stand back now! Things are about to get hot.
From my eyes.
[ Charging up his heat vision until his eyes burned red, he shot a powerful beams away from the other. ]
Tah-dah..?
So, what? Your eyes get real hot, and then you pluck em out and lob em like a projectile?
[ Droppping back to the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. ]
Uhh. I have heat vision I can shoot from my eyes?
Alright, uh .. I don't think you told me your name. Alright, fella. Stand back now! Things are about to get hot.
From my eyes.
[ Charging up his heat vision until his eyes burned red, he shot a powerful beams away from the other. ]
Tah-dah..?
Then I'd rather be alone.
Then I'd rather be alone.
[ Droppping back to the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. ]
Uhh. I have heat vision I can shoot from my eyes?
Granted, he's from a different dimension. But-
[A shrug.]
I can just..
[ Slowly hovering off the ground, giving a nonchalant shrug ]
I mean I can do more than this, this is just..The basic part?
[ Droppping back to the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. ]
Uhh. I have heat vision I can shoot from my eyes?
I can just..
[ Slowly hovering off the ground, giving a nonchalant shrug ]
I mean I can do more than this, this is just..The basic part?
Man, oh, man. It's like when kids get bored so they play make-believe!
I'm half Kryptonian from him, and half human from my mother.
A...Weeb? What? What's wrong with my outfit? This is my hero suit.. And I didn't say you were a weak a— You're not weak, I'm sure.
I can just..
[ Slowly hovering off the ground, giving a nonchalant shrug ]
I mean I can do more than this, this is just..The basic part?
At least it doesn't hurt.
He'll just lie there.
At least it doesn't hurt.
He'll just lie there.
I'm half Kryptonian from him, and half human from my mother.
A...Weeb? What? What's wrong with my outfit? This is my hero suit.. And I didn't say you were a weak a— You're not weak, I'm sure.
You a weeb, right? A weeb that never grew out of fantasy land?
But, I'm not a weak ass, if that's what you wanna know. Raised by a dragon, learnt magic from a dragon, and killed a dragon.
[ Dusting him off carefully and adjusting his clothing back into place. ]
I don't really recommend punching me unless you have strength to rival a Kryptonian's, I really don't want to hurt you on accident.
That would make this more awkward than it has been.
I'm half Kryptonian from him, and half human from my mother.
A...Weeb? What? What's wrong with my outfit? This is my hero suit.. And I didn't say you were a weak a— You're not weak, I'm sure.
[ Dusting him off carefully and adjusting his clothing back into place. ]
I don't really recommend punching me unless you have strength to rival a Kryptonian's, I really don't want to hurt you on accident.
That would make this more awkward than it has been.
But, Superman, you're more like Weepingman right now, okay? You JUST stopped crying.
So...how about you take your hands off me...so I don't have to hit you...and endure the snotty-nosed tears?
Superman doesn't cry over breakups! Probably..?? I don't know!!
[ Grasping his shoulders, shaking him ]
I'm not whipped either..! I'm fine see?! SEE?! I'M FINE!
[ Dusting him off carefully and adjusting his clothing back into place. ]
I don't really recommend punching me unless you have strength to rival a Kryptonian's, I really don't want to hurt you on accident.
That would make this more awkward than it has been.
I changed my bio...
I changed my bio...
I always bounce back.
I always bounce back.
But really, I have to get to work. People need Superman.
But really, I have to get to work. People need Superman.
Really. I have work to do—
Really. I have work to do—
Superman doesn't cry over breakups! Probably..?? I don't know!!
[ Grasping his shoulders, shaking him ]
I'm not whipped either..! I'm fine see?! SEE?! I'M FINE!
Haha, man, you're whipped! I GOTTA tell Ezra about this!
[ Waving his hands dramatically & fsr too quick to be considered going at human speed. ]
I am NOT depressed. It's just..I brokeup with my boyfriend. Well, no. He brokeup with me. It— Long story.
But it's fine. Breakups happen all the time...
Superman doesn't cry over breakups! Probably..?? I don't know!!
[ Grasping his shoulders, shaking him ]
I'm not whipped either..! I'm fine see?! SEE?! I'M FINE!