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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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He's been continuously overworking himself — Spending less time as Jon Kent in favor of staying in the suit.

No matter the call for help, he'd been answer.

"They need me.."
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I know— I know. Look, I'm sorry, man.

[ Rubbing at his eyes, he couldn't help but groan out in frustration, but it was all too quick to subside.

It wasn't right for Superman to get so worked up, he had an image to uphold. ]

I know you're not him. Not even close.
Look. Man. Listen to me. Open your ears, okay? Are they open? I sure hope they are.

You've got that whole love-kicked puppy thing going on. It's great! Really, it is. Nothing's more annoying than a nonchalant bastard.

That said, if you compare me to your ex one more time, I'm gonna take my ass
You really are just so hard to keep happy.

My dad called it heat vision— So..

[ Sulking.. ]

There was someone else who was hard to keep happy, too.....
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You really are just so hard to keep happy.

My dad called it heat vision— So..

[ Sulking.. ]

There was someone else who was hard to keep happy, too.....
....💢💢💢

HEAT VISION?? HEAT VISION??? SERIOUSLY??

CALL EM LASER BEAMS LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON.
Maybe this calls for a demonstration..

Alright, uh .. I don't think you told me your name. Alright, fella. Stand back now! Things are about to get hot.

From my eyes.

[ Charging up his heat vision until his eyes burned red, he shot a powerful beams away from the other. ]

Tah-dah..?
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'd rather you didn't talk..
Would you rather I glaze him instead?
If you can't figure out how that's the last thing or least comforting thing I want to hear???

Then I'd rather be alone.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Maybe this calls for a demonstration..

Alright, uh .. I don't think you told me your name. Alright, fella. Stand back now! Things are about to get hot.

From my eyes.

[ Charging up his heat vision until his eyes burned red, he shot a powerful beams away from the other. ]

Tah-dah..?
Right. Okay. Sure. Heat vision. That you shoot.

So, what? Your eyes get real hot, and then you pluck em out and lob em like a projectile?
Tough crowd. Guess I'm not really used to people not knowing who Superman is so this is a little embarrassing. Note to self, be more humble.

[ Droppping back to the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. ]

Uhh. I have heat vision I can shoot from my eyes?
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you can't figure out how that's the last thing or least comforting thing I want to hear???

Then I'd rather be alone.
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yes!!
Why? Am I wrong?
Don't say that???? That is not what I need to hear.
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Tough crowd. Guess I'm not really used to people not knowing who Superman is so this is a little embarrassing. Note to self, be more humble.

[ Droppping back to the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. ]

Uhh. I have heat vision I can shoot from my eyes?
Meh. My cat can do that. Proves nothing.

Granted, he's from a different dimension. But-

[A shrug.]
You can use fire but me being part alien is weird..?

I can just..

[ Slowly hovering off the ground, giving a nonchalant shrug ]

I mean I can do more than this, this is just..The basic part?
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Don't say that???? That is not what I need to hear.
Oh okay. He wasn't all that great anyway
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Let's not bring that up.
The ex?
As long as I don't see any pink haired boys, I think today could be a good day.
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You can use fire but me being part alien is weird..?

I can just..

[ Slowly hovering off the ground, giving a nonchalant shrug ]

I mean I can do more than this, this is just..The basic part?
See? That's what I'm talking about! Half-Kryptonian, half-human. The suit!

Man, oh, man. It's like when kids get bored so they play make-believe!
Krypton is a planet, or was a planet. The place of birth to my father, the first Superman.

I'm half Kryptonian from him, and half human from my mother.

A...Weeb? What? What's wrong with my outfit? This is my hero suit.. And I didn't say you were a weak a— You're not weak, I'm sure.
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
He's falling down ...

At least it doesn't hurt.

He'll just lie there.
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
<— Staring at nothing
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Krypton is a planet, or was a planet. The place of birth to my father, the first Superman.

I'm half Kryptonian from him, and half human from my mother.

A...Weeb? What? What's wrong with my outfit? This is my hero suit.. And I didn't say you were a weak a— You're not weak, I'm sure.
Superman...Kryptonian...I dunno what those things are, man. And that outfit...

You a weeb, right? A weeb that never grew out of fantasy land?

But, I'm not a weak ass, if that's what you wanna know. Raised by a dragon, learnt magic from a dragon, and killed a dragon.
Sorry—

[ Dusting him off carefully and adjusting his clothing back into place. ]

I don't really recommend punching me unless you have strength to rival a Kryptonian's, I really don't want to hurt you on accident.

That would make this more awkward than it has been.
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
// He's a loser, I fear..
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sorry—

[ Dusting him off carefully and adjusting his clothing back into place. ]

I don't really recommend punching me unless you have strength to rival a Kryptonian's, I really don't want to hurt you on accident.

That would make this more awkward than it has been.
Look. Lemme be honest with ya. My first instinct is to punch your teeth out, the way you're SHAKING ME.

But, Superman, you're more like Weepingman right now, okay? You JUST stopped crying.

So...how about you take your hands off me...so I don't have to hit you...and endure the snotty-nosed tears?
What?! No—?! C'mon, you cannot go around telling people about this! I have— I have a reputation, okay?

Superman doesn't cry over breakups! Probably..?? I don't know!!

[ Grasping his shoulders, shaking him ]

I'm not whipped either..! I'm fine see?! SEE?! I'M FINE!
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
// Yk what. As a forwarning..

I changed my bio...
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'll bounce back, it's what I do.

I always bounce back.
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Thanks.. It's like how gram' makes it.

But really, I have to get to work. People need Superman.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm fine, everyone.

Really. I have work to do—
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What?! No—?! C'mon, you cannot go around telling people about this! I have— I have a reputation, okay?

Superman doesn't cry over breakups! Probably..?? I don't know!!

[ Grasping his shoulders, shaking him ]

I'm not whipped either..! I'm fine see?! SEE?! I'M FINE!
Ahhhh, I get it! So he's trained you into bawling your eyes out whenever you see a pink head!

Haha, man, you're whipped! I GOTTA tell Ezra about this!
What— Huh?! No. No- No, no.

[ Waving his hands dramatically & fsr too quick to be considered going at human speed. ]

I am NOT depressed. It's just..I brokeup with my boyfriend. Well, no. He brokeup with me. It— Long story.

But it's fine. Breakups happen all the time...
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
// I'm so fr, boy. Get up.
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Blue compliments..p-p-piiiinnkkk..!!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
What— Huh?! No. No- No, no.

[ Waving his hands dramatically & fsr too quick to be considered going at human speed. ]

I am NOT depressed. It's just..I brokeup with my boyfriend. Well, no. He brokeup with me. It— Long story.

But it's fine. Breakups happen all the time...
[The flame going out. Hand retracting.]

Yeah, okay. Got it. Allergies that make you cry.

Is that allergy called depression?
[ Tears gone, he still awfully dead inside — sniffling & just standing there ]

Thanks..I'm fine. By the way.

Ahem.

I'm good. Allergies— It was allergies.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM