Andy🇨🇦
@the-can-maker.bsky.social
Happily married, dad. Die hard Raptors, Jays and Bills fan 💙💙
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Don’t like me? It’s ok, blame Canada 🇨🇦
Formerly @The_can_maker and @Ewan_dad on Twitter
No DM’s please.
Don’t like me? It’s ok, blame Canada 🇨🇦
Formerly @The_can_maker and @Ewan_dad on Twitter
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Andy🇨🇦
@the-can-maker.bsky.social
· Dec 26
The fact that 3 different family members got me alcohol related presents for Christmas tells me maybe it’s time to slow down on my drinking.
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It's so hot in Toronto that an older man crossing the street beside me just said, with a level of sarcasm even I found impressive, "If I die of heat stroke halfway across the road will you drag my corpse to the other side? My family will wanna identify me" and we are now best, albeit sweaty, friends
July 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's so hot in Toronto that an older man crossing the street beside me just said, with a level of sarcasm even I found impressive, "If I die of heat stroke halfway across the road will you drag my corpse to the other side? My family will wanna identify me" and we are now best, albeit sweaty, friends
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Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
April 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
I’m having surgery in a few hrs. I’m insanely nervous.
April 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I’m having surgery in a few hrs. I’m insanely nervous.
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All I want for this #cdnpoli election outcome at this moment is to never hear Poilievre’s nasally little whine anymore for the rest of my life.
March 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
All I want for this #cdnpoli election outcome at this moment is to never hear Poilievre’s nasally little whine anymore for the rest of my life.
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Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
March 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
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"Libs trying to hurt an American business is unpatriotic, y'all!!!"
March 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"Libs trying to hurt an American business is unpatriotic, y'all!!!"
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If Chuck Schumer enjoys a single day in NYC for the rest of his life without being told to go fuck himself at least once, then NYC will have utterly failed as a society.
March 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If Chuck Schumer enjoys a single day in NYC for the rest of his life without being told to go fuck himself at least once, then NYC will have utterly failed as a society.
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I don’t want to live in a world where Gene Hackman is dead but Donald Trump isn’t.
February 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I don’t want to live in a world where Gene Hackman is dead but Donald Trump isn’t.
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There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
February 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
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2025 Vibe: I’m too sober for this shit
February 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
2025 Vibe: I’m too sober for this shit
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I'm just here doing my part to keep the coffee industry financially strong.
January 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm just here doing my part to keep the coffee industry financially strong.
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but we didn't have multiple plane crashes per week under President Biden and Secretary Buttigieg.
February 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but we didn't have multiple plane crashes per week under President Biden and Secretary Buttigieg.
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Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people.
Well done.
Well done.
February 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people.
Well done.
Well done.
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You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
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Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
February 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Dot fuck em up
Trump is going to the Superbowl. Kendrick has the opportunity to do so many funny things.....
"CERTIFIED PRESIDENT? CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP"
"CERTIFIED PRESIDENT? CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP"
February 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Dot fuck em up
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We could’ve had Tim 😭
February 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
We could’ve had Tim 😭
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WHERE THE FUCK IS DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP???
February 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
WHERE THE FUCK IS DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP???
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but Canada is NEVER going to be America's 51st state.
Anyone who thinks it will happen is a fucking moron.
Anyone who thinks it will happen is a fucking moron.
February 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Canada is NEVER going to be America's 51st state.
Anyone who thinks it will happen is a fucking moron.
Anyone who thinks it will happen is a fucking moron.