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That Ryland Guy
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“Mane of Lion, Heart of Golden Retriever, Brain of Orange Cat”
• TTRPG game master for life
• Cat Dad 🐈‍⬛🐈
• Star Wars nerd
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On Yom HaShoah, we remember the horrors of the Holocaust, mourn the innocent lives brutally taken, and recommit to fighting back against intolerance, hatred, and antisemitism in all its forms. #NeverAgain
April 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A friend tells me records are being checked in VA databases for “completion” and a significant portion are getting flagged.

Check your records. Make sure everything is in order. You’re not gonna hear about it on the news until it’s too late.
February 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Make Idiocracy a comedy again.
February 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Petition to start referring to Mr. Musk as “Ellen” as that is also a suitable pronunciation of his name and reportedly drives him nuts.
February 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sitting with my partner watching glacier calving events and yelling “woooah!” at the screen like it’s football.
December 18, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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Our Martian heritage must be preserved, say leading scientists

“All of this material, including the trackways and even discarded pieces of this equipment, represent the material record of our species’ first steps across our solar system”

www.theguardian.com/science/2024... 🧪🔭
Our Martian heritage must be preserved, say leading scientists
Academics agree that by protecting robotic vehicles and landing sites we will help archaeologists of the future
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Realizing the cringe memory popping into my head isn’t being drowned out by a podcast because I paused it to write something.

Cringe at the need of a podcast to exorcise other cringe thoughts.
November 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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I crossed 1k Bluesky followers!

Never let anyone say dreams aren’t true or that you shouldn’t watch TikTok lives of a frog puppet throwing ass!
October 10, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Heard an Englishman say the word Puma as “pyoo-muh” and am now in the throes of #WildThornberries nostalgia
October 10, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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September 26, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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THIS BETTER BE FUCKEN REAL
September 22, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,227,582!
September 22, 2024 at 9:17 AM
The specialized shampoo #headandshoulders implies there are people suffering from shoulder dandruff.
September 18, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Explaining the entire presidential debate to my wife in 56 seconds (bsky video caps out at 60 seconds)
September 13, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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September 13, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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new fanta flavor “haunted apple” matches my beetlejuice coded nails & i could not be more pleased about this
September 12, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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August 4, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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Every rapist has women who will defend him because he didn’t personally rape them.
July 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
How a trip feels and the level of complexity of the lore in the game are both things I can’t accurately explain.
god elden ring people talk about elden ring the way mushroom people talk about mushrooms
June 25, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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Hello, today is my Birthday! ✨And the best gift for an artist is a retweet of his artworks 🌱🍃
June 10, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Drawers are bullsh*t.

Drawers are just hidey holes my brain decides to use without my permission.
June 6, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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After months of fighting for transparency from the city of Beverly Hills, CalMatters has written a fantastic article about how it appears the BH mayor and a council member, as well as city employees, directly interfered with the lease for an abortion clinic.

Please share.
An abortion fight in Beverly Hills exposes the limits of California’s ‘reproductive freedom’
A proposed clinic in Beverly Hills was blocked from opening, highlighting California’s barriers to abortion rights.
calmatters.org
April 29, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Me: (retrieving fancy bread I bought at a discount)

Artisanal Rye sliced bread: ah wonderful. What delicatessen shall we concoct together? What culinary art will we create?

Me: (retrieving a can of Spam)

Artisanal Rye: -horrified- wtf is that?
April 28, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Happy International Crow and Raven Appreciation day. Buy some shelled unsalted peanuts or dog kibble and feed a corvid or ten.
It's International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day, everybody.

(Not kidding. No idea who gets to make these things up but I'm not complaining.)

Anyway, to celebrate here's a caramel crow photo I've never posted before. 🪶
April 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM