Jeff as a Service
@thatonecoug.bsky.social
IT Security Consultant
Fmr: CISO for government agency in Washington. Head of Elections SOC. Elementary School Teacher.
Fmr: CISO for government agency in Washington. Head of Elections SOC. Elementary School Teacher.
Wait the music wasn’t coming from the video. I heard the music I swear.
Am I the only one who was expecting music from Frogger?
September 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wait the music wasn’t coming from the video. I heard the music I swear.
No vendors of software should be charging extra for secure protocols or secure by default.
ICS/OT vendors shouldn't be charging extra for secure protocols.
September 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
No vendors of software should be charging extra for secure protocols or secure by default.
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ICS/OT vendors shouldn't be charging extra for secure protocols.
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ICS/OT vendors shouldn't be charging extra for secure protocols.
The Hunt for Red Noodles
Drop a movie title but replace one word with "noodles"
Saturday Night Noodles 🕺
Saturday Night Noodles 🕺
Drop a movie title but replace one word with "noodles".
The Garden of Noodles and Evil
The Garden of Noodles and Evil
July 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Hunt for Red Noodles
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
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Our mighty military hardware
– revered and feared by nations all! –
assembled in the capital,
parading by the Mall.
But the whole “Dear Leader” vibe
really casts a pitiful pall.
It screams: His daddy didn’t love him
and his d*ck is really small.
– revered and feared by nations all! –
assembled in the capital,
parading by the Mall.
But the whole “Dear Leader” vibe
really casts a pitiful pall.
It screams: His daddy didn’t love him
and his d*ck is really small.
June 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Our mighty military hardware
– revered and feared by nations all! –
assembled in the capital,
parading by the Mall.
But the whole “Dear Leader” vibe
really casts a pitiful pall.
It screams: His daddy didn’t love him
and his d*ck is really small.
– revered and feared by nations all! –
assembled in the capital,
parading by the Mall.
But the whole “Dear Leader” vibe
really casts a pitiful pall.
It screams: His daddy didn’t love him
and his d*ck is really small.
A friend group chat I am in shared this segment from @npr.org www.npr.org/transcripts/..., a reply quickly came in with a potential new series titled "This American Flight" from @nop.codes I spent some time working on creating some scripts for this mythical NPR series. 1/? First transcript next.
How to pack a go bag for emergencies : Life Kit
As climate emergencies like wildfires and hurricanes become more prevalent, it's important to have essentials like food and medicine on hand and ready to go in case you need to evacuate. On today's ep...
www.npr.org
May 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A friend group chat I am in shared this segment from @npr.org www.npr.org/transcripts/..., a reply quickly came in with a potential new series titled "This American Flight" from @nop.codes I spent some time working on creating some scripts for this mythical NPR series. 1/? First transcript next.
Reminder if you are around folks that use opioids, or care about those that do, you can check this site out for access to free naloxone(narcan) to help save a life. nextdistro.org/naloxone
Next Distro: Free Naloxone Access for Impacted Communities — NEXT Distro
Free naloxone delivered to your door. NEXT Distro is an online and mail-based harm reduction platform that provides naloxone training and distribution.
nextdistro.org
May 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Reminder if you are around folks that use opioids, or care about those that do, you can check this site out for access to free naloxone(narcan) to help save a life. nextdistro.org/naloxone
More good work from folks protecting our rights. If you are part of a group suggest looking at joining forces to spread the knowledge and efforts of the fight for freedom.
If you're defending your local community from surveillance and censorship, consider joining the Electronic Frontier Alliance.
About EFA
The Electronic Frontier Alliance (EFA) is a grassroots network made up of independent community organizations. Allies across the United States work to support digital rights and empower their local co...
efa.eff.org
April 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
More good work from folks protecting our rights. If you are part of a group suggest looking at joining forces to spread the knowledge and efforts of the fight for freedom.
Just a reminder to all of the programmers, developers, coders, and script jockeys out there, make sure you are collecting proper tariffs on all of your imports. you guys are making sure to collect the tariff for all of your imports right? youtube.com/shorts/sbhGF...
Tariffs vs programmers
YouTube video by Alberta Tech
youtube.com
April 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just a reminder to all of the programmers, developers, coders, and script jockeys out there, make sure you are collecting proper tariffs on all of your imports. you guys are making sure to collect the tariff for all of your imports right? youtube.com/shorts/sbhGF...
One of the photos of the Olympia, WA #HandsOFF protest. Taken by /u/ryguydrummerboy (reddit) shared with permission. I was unable to make it into the crowd but was driving around the capitol with four protest flags on my truck.
April 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
One of the photos of the Olympia, WA #HandsOFF protest. Taken by /u/ryguydrummerboy (reddit) shared with permission. I was unable to make it into the crowd but was driving around the capitol with four protest flags on my truck.
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Al Green after he was THROWN out of chambers:
“I was making it clear to the President that he has no mandate to cut Medicaid”
"It is the best way to get it across to a person who uses his incivility, who uses his incivility against our civility. "
#SOTU
“I was making it clear to the President that he has no mandate to cut Medicaid”
"It is the best way to get it across to a person who uses his incivility, who uses his incivility against our civility. "
#SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Al Green after he was THROWN out of chambers:
“I was making it clear to the President that he has no mandate to cut Medicaid”
"It is the best way to get it across to a person who uses his incivility, who uses his incivility against our civility. "
#SOTU
“I was making it clear to the President that he has no mandate to cut Medicaid”
"It is the best way to get it across to a person who uses his incivility, who uses his incivility against our civility. "
#SOTU
Got my EffOrg/RayHunter up and running tonight. Hoping to get more folks into this project. I want to see if I can collect some location data along with the traffic to enable crowdsourced IMSI catcher locations. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
github.com/EFForg/rayhu... all on a $20 orbic hotspot
github.com/EFForg/rayhu... all on a $20 orbic hotspot
Meet Rayhunter: A New Open Source Tool from EFF to Detect Cellular Spying
Rayhunter is a new open source tool we’ve created that runs off an affordable mobile hotspot that we hope empowers everyone, regardless of technical skill, to help search out cell-site simulators (CSS...
www.eff.org
March 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Got my EffOrg/RayHunter up and running tonight. Hoping to get more folks into this project. I want to see if I can collect some location data along with the traffic to enable crowdsourced IMSI catcher locations. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
github.com/EFForg/rayhu... all on a $20 orbic hotspot
github.com/EFForg/rayhu... all on a $20 orbic hotspot
asking 4 a friend
Putting finishing touches on the street art 101 presentation for tomorrow and adding in my favorite street art pieces I've seen over the years. Sometimes the simple ones stick with me the most, like this one on a house in Melbourne. Requires you think it in an Aussie accent lol
March 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
asking 4 a friend
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Impacts of proposed Republican House Budge bill on Washington State by Legislative district. Check your state impacts via the source www.americanprogress.org/article/the-...
February 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Impacts of proposed Republican House Budge bill on Washington State by Legislative district. Check your state impacts via the source www.americanprogress.org/article/the-...
I blocked out the offensive part as I don't want to propagate that symbol. But pretty good way to reduce and redirect someone else's hate into a positive image
February 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I blocked out the offensive part as I don't want to propagate that symbol. But pretty good way to reduce and redirect someone else's hate into a positive image
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I stand up for my Trans Friends and those Trans Friends I have yet to make. I will stand beside them, or in front of them if needed, to make sure they are able to stand as they are.
And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I stand up for my Trans Friends and those Trans Friends I have yet to make. I will stand beside them, or in front of them if needed, to make sure they are able to stand as they are.
www.reddit.com/r/itsOnAmazo... im told these are available on amazon as a "mask costume mesh customized". Only question is what is the best photo to use?
I am not in danger Skyler, I am the danger
www.reddit.com
February 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
www.reddit.com/r/itsOnAmazo... im told these are available on amazon as a "mask costume mesh customized". Only question is what is the best photo to use?
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Details about a program from Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) & Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) got attention after the Center for Constitutional Rights (CCR) published a trove of internal documents about ICE’s ‘Citizens Academy’ programs. [Oct. 2024]
unicornriot.ninja/2024/ice-is-...
unicornriot.ninja/2024/ice-is-...
ICE is Training Civilians to Conduct Violent Raids on Immigrants - UNICORN RIOT
New details emerged about ICE's 'Citizens Academy' program after the Center for Constitutional Rights published internal ICE documents.
unicornriot.ninja
February 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Details about a program from Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) & Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) got attention after the Center for Constitutional Rights (CCR) published a trove of internal documents about ICE’s ‘Citizens Academy’ programs. [Oct. 2024]
unicornriot.ninja/2024/ice-is-...
unicornriot.ninja/2024/ice-is-...
If they ask about your crimes, they’re a fed. If they ask about your crimes, they’re a fed. If they ask about your crimes, they’re a fed.
be EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS about publicly sharing any public information about yourself of any kind
This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op
February 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If they ask about your crimes, they’re a fed. If they ask about your crimes, they’re a fed. If they ask about your crimes, they’re a fed.
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Out of the Thriftshop into the fire! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9E...
MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)
YouTube video by Macklemore
www.youtube.com
February 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Out of the Thriftshop into the fire! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9E...