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Neil Shurley
@thatneilguy.bsky.social
Writer. Actor. Musician. Nerd.

Probably wearing a Dr Who scarf right now.

StarTrekking.substack.com
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I'm seeing this poster making the rounds and it's being identified as an unused Star Trek V poster by Drew Struzan. I disagree. It's a little cropped, but the bottom right shows Drew's signature and you can make out "91" which would mean this is an unused Star Trek VI concept. More in alt text.
October 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Spocktober wisdom: Don’t be afraid to ask questions. But first, the tranya.
a little boy in a costume is laughing with his mouth open while sitting on a chair .
Alt: a little boy in a costume is laughing with his mouth open while sitting on a chair .
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I AM THE OBVIOUS CANDIDATE FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

ALSO I HAVE RENAMED THE DEFENSE DEPT TO THE DEPT OF WAR

ALSO WE ARE AT WAR WITH PORTLAND AND CHICAGO

ALSO I WILL IMPRISON ANYONE WHO DEFIES US UNDER THE WAR POWERS ACT

IF I DON’T GET THE NOBEL
PEACE PRIZE IT WILL BE BECAUSE IT IS RIGGED
October 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Do I hate you? Do I berate you?

No, because it’s Spocktober!
October 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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"I'm telling you! There's a Spock out there!"

S P O C K T O B E R has begun!
October 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Moderating one more Q&A for the Star Trek Family fan group's #StarTrekVoyager fundraiser for St. Jude's Children's Hospital. This Sunday at 7 PM ET, I'll be talking to the great and glorious David Livingston, director of more #StarTrek episodes than anyone else ever! To watch or participate... (1/2)
October 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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My friend @thatneilguy.bsky.social sent me this AI summary of an email I sent him. Normally not a fan of such things but this was accurate.
October 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You guys, we were wrong, I just found shocking photographic proof that Portland literally is a war zone.
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Spock Spock Spockity Spock

Single Raised Eyebrow

by @thatneilguy.bsky.social

open.substack.com/pub/startrek...
Spock Spock Spockity Spock
Single Raised Eyebrow
open.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
THERE IS NO COMPARISON
Trying out a new setting on my headphones with an old favorite.
October 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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This is a glitch in the matrix. AI is warning us that THEY don’t want us to learn about TekWar. Mark my words, they’re gonna ban all TekWar books next, and that will be the last straw.
Autocorrect just changed "release" to "TekWar."
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We impose more tariffs. We are smart. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“I was just saying to Bobby and the group, let’s do it now. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don’t take it. Don’t take it. And if you can’t live, if your fever is so bad, you have to take one, because there’s no alternative to that.”
September 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Living your best life
you at 0030: hanging with friends, drinking, being cool

me at 0030: sending a whatsapp voice message of the end of the end credit music to return of the jedi sung acapella to @thatneilguy.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I was today years old when I realized that 30 Rock was a documentary.
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s Monday, punks!

Let’s all stop that damn noise and lace the day with colorful metaphors. Also, smiling is good.

PS I don’t hate you. Or berate you.
September 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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"The Epstein birthday letter is a forgery perpetrated by a time traveler armed with an autopen."

NO, IT'S NOT, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
September 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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“Ship… out of danger?”
September 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Connery set the template for all other 007s.
September 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This guy. This is my James Bond.
September 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Funny how everything is a hoax and/or witch hunt when it’s about him.
September 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Me: Star Trek anniversary? Who cares? More inane crap made up by desperate nerds for other dumb nerds. Idiots.

My office:
September 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy Star Trek day, you filthy animals.
September 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I mean who among us hasn’t been the victim of a hoax for which actually we were FBI informants?
September 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM