Neil Shurley
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Neil Shurley
@thatneilguy.bsky.social
Writer. Actor. Musician. Nerd.

Probably wearing a Dr Who scarf right now.

StarTrekking.substack.com
Do I hate you? Do I berate you?

No, because it’s Spocktober!
October 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You guys, we were wrong, I just found shocking photographic proof that Portland literally is a war zone.
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
We impose more tariffs. We are smart. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“I was just saying to Bobby and the group, let’s do it now. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don’t take it. Don’t take it. And if you can’t live, if your fever is so bad, you have to take one, because there’s no alternative to that.”
September 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I was today years old when I realized that 30 Rock was a documentary.
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s Monday, punks!

Let’s all stop that damn noise and lace the day with colorful metaphors. Also, smiling is good.

PS I don’t hate you. Or berate you.
September 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Connery set the template for all other 007s.
September 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This guy. This is my James Bond.
September 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Me: Star Trek anniversary? Who cares? More inane crap made up by desperate nerds for other dumb nerds. Idiots.

My office:
September 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy Star Trek day, you filthy animals.
September 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This looks nice…

@tgreiving.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Starting to think it’s time to just buy one of these suits. Better safe than sorry.
August 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Wise men still seek him.
August 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It me
August 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Woo hoo! It’s here! And it is gorgeous. So happy to have backed this kickstarter all those years ago.
July 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Post a heartwarming screenshot from Star Trek.
July 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The skeleton in my closet.
July 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The (Star Trek-themed) vibe I bring to the party:
July 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Need to take this out of the closet and hang it up.
July 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Back in Twitter days I’d occasionally write songs for people and this week I was inspired to write a song about Write Through It: An Insider’s Guide to Publishing and the Creative Life, a new book by @katemckean.bsky.social. I love her newsletter and her book sounds perfect for aspiring authors.
July 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The symbol of hope.
July 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You’ll believe a man can fly.
July 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When I was in college, Shakespeare was actually Christopher Marlowe. Then he was some random Earl. The he was a woman. And now he’s a stoner.

I don’t know, maybe Shakespeare was just Shakespeare.
July 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I guess this is US Government policy now?
July 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
July 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM