@thatlilfucker.bsky.social
Nothing like waiting in a long line for an amusement park ride then seeing the ‘I’m better and richer than you’ special people pass who are skipping the long line next to you
September 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Nothing like waiting in a long line for an amusement park ride then seeing the ‘I’m better and richer than you’ special people pass who are skipping the long line next to you
Call me controversial but I don’t think Charlie Kirk would forgive his assassin because it would require empathy and he couldn’t stand empathy
“I can't stand empathy. I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage, but it is very effective when it comes to politics”
“I can't stand empathy. I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage, but it is very effective when it comes to politics”
September 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Call me controversial but I don’t think Charlie Kirk would forgive his assassin because it would require empathy and he couldn’t stand empathy
“I can't stand empathy. I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage, but it is very effective when it comes to politics”
“I can't stand empathy. I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage, but it is very effective when it comes to politics”
There’s a mariachi band playing somewhere in the Walmart I’m in
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
There’s a mariachi band playing somewhere in the Walmart I’m in
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Isn’t it supposed to be weird that the Vice President of the United States is hosting a deceased man’s political podcast who I should add was assassinated. Why isn’t he doing the duties of the Vice President? Imagine the shit show if a democrat VP did this.
September 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Isn’t it supposed to be weird that the Vice President of the United States is hosting a deceased man’s political podcast who I should add was assassinated. Why isn’t he doing the duties of the Vice President? Imagine the shit show if a democrat VP did this.
I finally stop hearing about Michael Jackson's death and now I get to hear about Charlie Kirk’s death for the next 16 years till something twice as bizarre happens
September 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I finally stop hearing about Michael Jackson's death and now I get to hear about Charlie Kirk’s death for the next 16 years till something twice as bizarre happens
Like Trump’s upset right now but how long do you think it’ll take before he starts making it about himself with his past assassination attempts?
September 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Like Trump’s upset right now but how long do you think it’ll take before he starts making it about himself with his past assassination attempts?
Just saw the video of Charlie Kirk getting shot in the neck on Instagram with no warning. I’m honestly concerned that my reaction was only a light jump of shock then no further emotions
September 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Just saw the video of Charlie Kirk getting shot in the neck on Instagram with no warning. I’m honestly concerned that my reaction was only a light jump of shock then no further emotions
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Ned took to Izzy like a feral cat, possessive and demanding. Izzy didn't know how he felt about it, but he let Ned float around him all the same, as they quietly got to know each other.
Izzy found him annoying, in an endearing sort of way. It seemed harmless enough.
#️⃣ 1 / 12
#📜 #fiddlehands #ofmd
Izzy found him annoying, in an endearing sort of way. It seemed harmless enough.
#️⃣ 1 / 12
#📜 #fiddlehands #ofmd
"Character born to be a weapon finds love and becomes a better person." Is nice but I prefer: Character made to be a weapon finds love and becomes a stronger more terrifying weapon because of it.
August 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ned took to Izzy like a feral cat, possessive and demanding. Izzy didn't know how he felt about it, but he let Ned float around him all the same, as they quietly got to know each other.
Izzy found him annoying, in an endearing sort of way. It seemed harmless enough.
#️⃣ 1 / 12
#📜 #fiddlehands #ofmd
Izzy found him annoying, in an endearing sort of way. It seemed harmless enough.
#️⃣ 1 / 12
#📜 #fiddlehands #ofmd
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Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
August 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
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"On a Bark phone, given to Izzy Hands." oh okay that's how it's... im so fine this is fine what the FUCK
August 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"On a Bark phone, given to Izzy Hands." oh okay that's how it's... im so fine this is fine what the FUCK
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My name is Captain Dylan Blaha, and this message is for members of the National Guard across the USA.
I've served in the Illinois Army National Guard for over 12 years, including a deployment to Afghanistan and three years on active duty in Europe.
What's going on right now is not normal.
I've served in the Illinois Army National Guard for over 12 years, including a deployment to Afghanistan and three years on active duty in Europe.
What's going on right now is not normal.
August 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
My name is Captain Dylan Blaha, and this message is for members of the National Guard across the USA.
I've served in the Illinois Army National Guard for over 12 years, including a deployment to Afghanistan and three years on active duty in Europe.
What's going on right now is not normal.
I've served in the Illinois Army National Guard for over 12 years, including a deployment to Afghanistan and three years on active duty in Europe.
What's going on right now is not normal.
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Firstly and foremostly implies the existence of secondly and secondmostly
August 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Firstly and foremostly implies the existence of secondly and secondmostly
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A young Ed. Old enough to know exactly how gorgeous he is and exactly how inexperienced he is in a fight.
Ned teaches him how to cut through a crowd. To hurt. To maim. To disable. To terrify.
Ed teaches Ned to display his beauty. How to appreciate it. Flaunt it. To use it to lure in prey.
Ned teaches him how to cut through a crowd. To hurt. To maim. To disable. To terrify.
Ed teaches Ned to display his beauty. How to appreciate it. Flaunt it. To use it to lure in prey.
August 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A young Ed. Old enough to know exactly how gorgeous he is and exactly how inexperienced he is in a fight.
Ned teaches him how to cut through a crowd. To hurt. To maim. To disable. To terrify.
Ed teaches Ned to display his beauty. How to appreciate it. Flaunt it. To use it to lure in prey.
Ned teaches him how to cut through a crowd. To hurt. To maim. To disable. To terrify.
Ed teaches Ned to display his beauty. How to appreciate it. Flaunt it. To use it to lure in prey.
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Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
August 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
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*Oblivious Cockblock Ed* And I’m Edward Diana Teach or Ed, otherwise known as Blackbeard. My Māori name is actually Taika Teach funny enough Diana is….*precedes to unknowingly give The Fae unwanted personal information*
Frenchie: *Am I allowed to regift human names at the Secret Santa?*
Frenchie: *Am I allowed to regift human names at the Secret Santa?*
June 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
*Oblivious Cockblock Ed* And I’m Edward Diana Teach or Ed, otherwise known as Blackbeard. My Māori name is actually Taika Teach funny enough Diana is….*precedes to unknowingly give The Fae unwanted personal information*
Frenchie: *Am I allowed to regift human names at the Secret Santa?*
Frenchie: *Am I allowed to regift human names at the Secret Santa?*
#autism #acronyms
Got told by my brother that if I read the Bible then all my problems and acronyms would disappear. Me being autistic isn’t going to disappear since I read the Bible like how his unlikeable cunt behavior and undiagnosed bipolar disorder didn’t disappear when he read it
Got told by my brother that if I read the Bible then all my problems and acronyms would disappear. Me being autistic isn’t going to disappear since I read the Bible like how his unlikeable cunt behavior and undiagnosed bipolar disorder didn’t disappear when he read it
August 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m starting off 27 strong
July 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m starting off 27 strong
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #fanfic #prompts #modernau #nigelbadmintion
Modern AU Where Stede finds out at a Rugby game that his sister is in a healthy, loving relationship with none other than Nigel Badminton from a kiss cam. Both him and Chauncey had been trying to figure out what was going on➡️
Modern AU Where Stede finds out at a Rugby game that his sister is in a healthy, loving relationship with none other than Nigel Badminton from a kiss cam. Both him and Chauncey had been trying to figure out what was going on➡️
July 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #fanfic #prompts #modernau #nigelbadmintion
Modern AU Where Stede finds out at a Rugby game that his sister is in a healthy, loving relationship with none other than Nigel Badminton from a kiss cam. Both him and Chauncey had been trying to figure out what was going on➡️
Modern AU Where Stede finds out at a Rugby game that his sister is in a healthy, loving relationship with none other than Nigel Badminton from a kiss cam. Both him and Chauncey had been trying to figure out what was going on➡️
It’s my Ballon Day, I’m 27 now
July 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It’s my Ballon Day, I’m 27 now
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"Questioning is the way of learning,"
Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.
Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.
July 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Questioning is the way of learning,"
Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.
Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.
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"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man."
Thomas Paine, The Crisis, 1776
Thomas Paine, The Crisis, 1776
July 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man."
Thomas Paine, The Crisis, 1776
Thomas Paine, The Crisis, 1776
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[cop trying to cuff me] Stop. Doing. Jazz. Hands.
July 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
[cop trying to cuff me] Stop. Doing. Jazz. Hands.
#retail #retailworker
When y’all go into a retail store do y’all just turn off your peripheral vision and all common sense that you have and turn on your weaponized incompetence so that the retail workers jobs can become 100% harder?
When y’all go into a retail store do y’all just turn off your peripheral vision and all common sense that you have and turn on your weaponized incompetence so that the retail workers jobs can become 100% harder?
July 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
#retail #retailworker
When y’all go into a retail store do y’all just turn off your peripheral vision and all common sense that you have and turn on your weaponized incompetence so that the retail workers jobs can become 100% harder?
When y’all go into a retail store do y’all just turn off your peripheral vision and all common sense that you have and turn on your weaponized incompetence so that the retail workers jobs can become 100% harder?