I learned that Mariachi bands give me horrible anxiety when they play in a fucking echoey Walmart that’s essentially a warehouse so the noise is just flowing all over the damn place

🥤👁️👄👁️🍿

I won’t be mad just disappointed if you don’t upload your gay fanfic

*My OC with a giant Romanian Draft Horse* Calico Jack: What’s your horse’s name?

OC: Kyle, she’ll attempt premeditated murder if she doesn't like you

My mom said that he was a good Christian man and that his death is an insult to all Christians. Thankfully I was happy with Catholic School and Wednesday Mass

Controversial but I don’t think we need a statue of a political podcaster

Tulpa here, he isn’t with us

No need to slander my girl Ghoulia Yelps

I feel like this is the karma from a genie’s lamp wish

Being a half decent nobody has worked out pretty great for me so far

My birthday was ruined when the Ashley Madison list was released and my aunt’s husband was on it

I opened Instagram not expecting to immediately see his assassination video and that shot definitely seemed professional. If it was from super far away it had to be at least since a head or neck shot would be incredibly difficult

I heard something along the lines of ‘Charlie Kirk is one of the most influential people now and forever’ on Fox News earlier today. Like the guy was a podcaster and grassroots activist

Thoughts and Prayers *TM*

My first thought was please be a white person who shot him because God knows it’ll be Hell for the group who isn’t white