That Darn Jess
@thatdarnjess.bsky.social
She/her Socially awkward penguin, intersectional feminist, nerd. "There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."
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Bruh, this woman is about to set off the worst case of antisemitism and Islamophobia in America that we have seen in DECADES.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Bruh, this woman is about to set off the worst case of antisemitism and Islamophobia in America that we have seen in DECADES.
The layered musical duets have always been the best part of TikTok.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The layered musical duets have always been the best part of TikTok.
I called my senators and told them this. Thanked them for their No votes but said I’m furious that Dem leadership made this deal and that I’m tired of them treating us like fools.
If the rest don’t oust Schumer immediately, then the entire U.S. Senate sold us out. They think we’re stupid. It’s insulting.
These 8 Senators sold us out to Trump:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I called my senators and told them this. Thanked them for their No votes but said I’m furious that Dem leadership made this deal and that I’m tired of them treating us like fools.
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The older I get, the more tired I become of the uncurious.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The older I get, the more tired I become of the uncurious.
Me, watching elite athletes: the human body is incredible. It’s amazing what people can make their bodies do.
Also me: I am trapped in a horrible prison of flesh. This slowly decaying meat robot is a nightmare and a terrible burden.
Also me: I am trapped in a horrible prison of flesh. This slowly decaying meat robot is a nightmare and a terrible burden.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Me, watching elite athletes: the human body is incredible. It’s amazing what people can make their bodies do.
Also me: I am trapped in a horrible prison of flesh. This slowly decaying meat robot is a nightmare and a terrible burden.
Also me: I am trapped in a horrible prison of flesh. This slowly decaying meat robot is a nightmare and a terrible burden.
Absolute worst part of rib fracture is how gross it feels. Painful, sure, but also there’s really nothing that can be done to stabilize the fracture so I can just feel stuff moving in ways it shouldn’t be moving. Every time I bend or turn and feel something shift it makes me want to barf. 🤢
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Absolute worst part of rib fracture is how gross it feels. Painful, sure, but also there’s really nothing that can be done to stabilize the fracture so I can just feel stuff moving in ways it shouldn’t be moving. Every time I bend or turn and feel something shift it makes me want to barf. 🤢
Of all the silly ways I’ve injured myself over the years, I may have reached the pinnacle. I cracked a rib trying to reach something in the bottom of the washing machine. 🤦🏻♀️
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Of all the silly ways I’ve injured myself over the years, I may have reached the pinnacle. I cracked a rib trying to reach something in the bottom of the washing machine. 🤦🏻♀️
Current mood.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Current mood.
I’ve been fretting for weeks about having to fly solo with a knee injury and the various complications that entails. I finally sucked it up and paid to upgrade my ticket to first class and solved four different problems with one exorbitant expense.
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’ve been fretting for weeks about having to fly solo with a knee injury and the various complications that entails. I finally sucked it up and paid to upgrade my ticket to first class and solved four different problems with one exorbitant expense.
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
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October 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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🎃 TRASH! CLASH! PUMPKIN SMASH! 🗑️
Join @therealguyjudge.bsky.social and I for our Halloween Beaver League special over at twitch.tv/guyjudge!
Join @therealguyjudge.bsky.social and I for our Halloween Beaver League special over at twitch.tv/guyjudge!
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
🎃 TRASH! CLASH! PUMPKIN SMASH! 🗑️
Join @therealguyjudge.bsky.social and I for our Halloween Beaver League special over at twitch.tv/guyjudge!
Join @therealguyjudge.bsky.social and I for our Halloween Beaver League special over at twitch.tv/guyjudge!
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really did not expect to hearing about nazis all the time in 2025
was just not something i considered tbh
was just not something i considered tbh
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
really did not expect to hearing about nazis all the time in 2025
was just not something i considered tbh
was just not something i considered tbh
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Ok let's say I take this literally
What did Jesus say about how we are supposed to treat the poor, Chip? Quickly
What did Jesus say about how we are supposed to treat the poor, Chip? Quickly
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ok let's say I take this literally
What did Jesus say about how we are supposed to treat the poor, Chip? Quickly
What did Jesus say about how we are supposed to treat the poor, Chip? Quickly
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Thicc crocodile 🐊🌈
October 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Thicc crocodile 🐊🌈
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Study after study shows that it's remarkably cheap and easy to solve the problems of homelessness and poverty with low-barrier supportive housing and universal basic income, but our own fear that someone, somewhere will get something they didn't "earn" keeps us looking for other (punitive) options.
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
It costs a lot less to house people.
It costs a lot less to house people.
Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
thebetter.news
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Study after study shows that it's remarkably cheap and easy to solve the problems of homelessness and poverty with low-barrier supportive housing and universal basic income, but our own fear that someone, somewhere will get something they didn't "earn" keeps us looking for other (punitive) options.
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It is said that nothing lasts forever, and often that is cause for sorrow and regret. But take heart, for it also applies to the reign of despots, to tyranny. They too cannot last forever, so let us usher in their end, let us outlast them.
October 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It is said that nothing lasts forever, and often that is cause for sorrow and regret. But take heart, for it also applies to the reign of despots, to tyranny. They too cannot last forever, so let us usher in their end, let us outlast them.
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"Magda Goebbels made a great strudel"
October 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"Magda Goebbels made a great strudel"
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Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Cockroach Wife Syndrome strikes again.
Gamers’ brains are so cooked dude. The woman on the right is gorgeous and beautiful. Straight gamer men literally can’t find normal women attractive anymore.
October 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Cockroach Wife Syndrome strikes again.
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whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
June 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
What I should be doing: sleeping. What I’m actually doing: eating avocado toast and watching K-pop Demon Hunters for the ??th time because my brain is full of anxiety bees.
October 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
What I should be doing: sleeping. What I’m actually doing: eating avocado toast and watching K-pop Demon Hunters for the ??th time because my brain is full of anxiety bees.
I turn 50 in two days and I’m honestly not sure how to feel about that.
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I turn 50 in two days and I’m honestly not sure how to feel about that.