tesschen
@tesschen.bsky.social
Minors DNI, please.
I'm 27, polyamorous, I adore public transit and love Lichtenberg. 161✊
I'm 27, polyamorous, I adore public transit and love Lichtenberg. 161✊
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Well Worf, it IS frustrating that Temporal Affairs didn’t let us go back in time and…deal…with Cheney, but on the plus side, this is the day he finally kicked the bucket so we can—hmm? Sorry, what’s that Klingon word mean?
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Well Worf, it IS frustrating that Temporal Affairs didn’t let us go back in time and…deal…with Cheney, but on the plus side, this is the day he finally kicked the bucket so we can—hmm? Sorry, what’s that Klingon word mean?
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
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Elif Eralp ist die beste Kandidatin für Berlin. Mutig, entschlossen und Anwältin all derer, die den Laden hier am Laufen halten. Mit @eliferalp.bsky.social nehmen wir den Kampf um diese Stadt auf. Wir kämpfen dafür, dass alle Menschen ein sicheres Zuhause haben und Berlin wieder bezahlbar wird.
October 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Elif Eralp ist die beste Kandidatin für Berlin. Mutig, entschlossen und Anwältin all derer, die den Laden hier am Laufen halten. Mit @eliferalp.bsky.social nehmen wir den Kampf um diese Stadt auf. Wir kämpfen dafür, dass alle Menschen ein sicheres Zuhause haben und Berlin wieder bezahlbar wird.
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professor x: what's your power?
me: I can make any vehicle pop a wheelie
professor +: oh hell yeah
me: I can make any vehicle pop a wheelie
professor +: oh hell yeah
June 24, 2023 at 1:56 AM
professor x: what's your power?
me: I can make any vehicle pop a wheelie
professor +: oh hell yeah
me: I can make any vehicle pop a wheelie
professor +: oh hell yeah
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Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Italians are the ones finally doing it
Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Italians are the ones finally doing it
September 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Italians are the ones finally doing it
Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Italians are the ones finally doing it
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she's one of those politicians where i truly believe if her aides handed her a speech announcing she was going to ban spoons or add an extra day to the week or something she'd just read it without question
August 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
she's one of those politicians where i truly believe if her aides handed her a speech announcing she was going to ban spoons or add an extra day to the week or something she'd just read it without question
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Join my Patreon where the fun never stops.
August 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Join my Patreon where the fun never stops.
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andrew bridgman = the undisputed champion of birthday texts
July 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
andrew bridgman = the undisputed champion of birthday texts
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I really think this article is sensational and hard hitting. It’s very long, but worth reading. (It’s a gifted link I hope you enjoy)
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/m...
How Netanyahu Prolonged the War in Gaza to Stay in Power
www.nytimes.com
July 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I really think this article is sensational and hard hitting. It’s very long, but worth reading. (It’s a gifted link I hope you enjoy)
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/m...
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“Wow. Well I’m sure there’s some normal explanation 🤠” me every single day. Not knowing if there’s a normal explanation for anything
July 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Wow. Well I’m sure there’s some normal explanation 🤠” me every single day. Not knowing if there’s a normal explanation for anything
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NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
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if i die in a nuclear blast in dc you cant do that "a man died, dont be political" shit. you gotta be as political as possible with it. use it to justify whatever you want. tell them i died because of trump. or because steven universe didnt center aroace voices. or bc ur boss sucks. really milk it!
June 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if i die in a nuclear blast in dc you cant do that "a man died, dont be political" shit. you gotta be as political as possible with it. use it to justify whatever you want. tell them i died because of trump. or because steven universe didnt center aroace voices. or bc ur boss sucks. really milk it!
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Another character who Bleeds trans egg vibes for Pride. Like I cant unsee it
Don't feel bad for her though. She plays Traptrix
#art #myart #transgender #transgirl #originalart #transisbeautiful #doodle #illustration #yugioh #weevil
Don't feel bad for her though. She plays Traptrix
#art #myart #transgender #transgirl #originalart #transisbeautiful #doodle #illustration #yugioh #weevil
June 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Another character who Bleeds trans egg vibes for Pride. Like I cant unsee it
Don't feel bad for her though. She plays Traptrix
#art #myart #transgender #transgirl #originalart #transisbeautiful #doodle #illustration #yugioh #weevil
Don't feel bad for her though. She plays Traptrix
#art #myart #transgender #transgirl #originalart #transisbeautiful #doodle #illustration #yugioh #weevil
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erm… i think ur toadally awesome ❤️🐸😘
June 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
erm… i think ur toadally awesome ❤️🐸😘
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the man contains multitudes
May 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the man contains multitudes
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Just watched Alien³ and I'm just baffled
The cons:
- most of the cast looked the same
- the direction was a mess
- the cgi aged like milk
- the plot meanders with very little payoff
The pros:
- Sigourney Weaver
- Charles Dance
- that one scene where the Alien's almost kissing Ripley. Good meme.
The cons:
- most of the cast looked the same
- the direction was a mess
- the cgi aged like milk
- the plot meanders with very little payoff
The pros:
- Sigourney Weaver
- Charles Dance
- that one scene where the Alien's almost kissing Ripley. Good meme.
May 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just watched Alien³ and I'm just baffled
The cons:
- most of the cast looked the same
- the direction was a mess
- the cgi aged like milk
- the plot meanders with very little payoff
The pros:
- Sigourney Weaver
- Charles Dance
- that one scene where the Alien's almost kissing Ripley. Good meme.
The cons:
- most of the cast looked the same
- the direction was a mess
- the cgi aged like milk
- the plot meanders with very little payoff
The pros:
- Sigourney Weaver
- Charles Dance
- that one scene where the Alien's almost kissing Ripley. Good meme.
The guy in front of me at the Babymetal concert had a lock screen of Tifa Lockhart giving bedroom eyes
The rest of the concert was nice too
The rest of the concert was nice too
May 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The guy in front of me at the Babymetal concert had a lock screen of Tifa Lockhart giving bedroom eyes
The rest of the concert was nice too
The rest of the concert was nice too
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
May 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
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jailbreak tricorder
May 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
jailbreak tricorder