Terry Saunders
@terrysaunders.bsky.social
Berlin based ex/sometime queer comedian, motion designer and liability who tells stories and animates and does an F1 podcast and wears latex. I’m confused too.
timetoshinekink.com for live shows in Berlin. Next dates, 29, 30 & 31 May
timetoshinekink.com for live shows in Berlin. Next dates, 29, 30 & 31 May
Having heard the name Robbie Gibb for years but never seen what he looked like, I always imagined a young cunty looking guy. Turns out he’s an old cunty looking guy
@arusbridger.bsky.social: ‘None of this is evidence of a Gibb-led “coup” at the BBC. But it does paint an extraordinary picture of the influence of one government appointee on the BBC’s processes and judgements.’1/
An inside job? Robbie Gibb’s campaign to rewire the BBC | The Observer
observer.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Having heard the name Robbie Gibb for years but never seen what he looked like, I always imagined a young cunty looking guy. Turns out he’s an old cunty looking guy
Sitcom reboot idea. The recently defenestrated former Prince Andrew is given a council house next to the Royle Family
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sitcom reboot idea. The recently defenestrated former Prince Andrew is given a council house next to the Royle Family
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The question on everybody’s lips. How did @terrysaunders.bsky.social and @ladios.bsky.social meet?
Catch our next shows
30.10 HAMBURG
01.11 PRAGUE
30.01 & 31.01 BERLIN
www.timetoshinekink.com
Catch our next shows
30.10 HAMBURG
01.11 PRAGUE
30.01 & 31.01 BERLIN
www.timetoshinekink.com
October 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The question on everybody’s lips. How did @terrysaunders.bsky.social and @ladios.bsky.social meet?
Catch our next shows
30.10 HAMBURG
01.11 PRAGUE
30.01 & 31.01 BERLIN
www.timetoshinekink.com
Catch our next shows
30.10 HAMBURG
01.11 PRAGUE
30.01 & 31.01 BERLIN
www.timetoshinekink.com
And yet her name is Taylor Humphrey
Meet the woman who will name your baby — for $30,000 ⬇️
Meet the woman who will name your baby — for $30,000
Meet the woman who will name your baby — for $30,000
www.thetimes.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
And yet her name is Taylor Humphrey
Hamburg, Prague, Berlin? It’s nearly time to shine.
Time to Shine is gearing up for a winter of latex. Come find us in #hamburg, #prague before home again in #berlin. Kink doesn’t have to be the punchline. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be funny. www.timetoshinekink.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Hamburg, Prague, Berlin? It’s nearly time to shine.
The day this guy dies is going to be wild on here
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
The real scientific insights from Bryan Johnson’s immortality quest
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
www.newscientist.com
September 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The day this guy dies is going to be wild on here
I always agree to plans in advance and then on the daylight absolutely dread them. So this is one of the few times I have some sympathy for Starmer.
September 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I always agree to plans in advance and then on the daylight absolutely dread them. So this is one of the few times I have some sympathy for Starmer.
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What a bunch of quints
September 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
What a bunch of quints
Just turning on the right wing news to see how much they are talking about this being a possible false flag operation and that all the witnesses were paid actors.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Just turning on the right wing news to see how much they are talking about this being a possible false flag operation and that all the witnesses were paid actors.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Gavin Newsom looks like somebody playing the president in a mid-grade action movie, and I no longer know if thats good or bad.
September 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gavin Newsom looks like somebody playing the president in a mid-grade action movie, and I no longer know if thats good or bad.
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Our holy latex nun saw a sign. Our demon answered the call.
Time to Shine is a Berlin-based live show where comedy, storytelling and kink come together.
This one-night-only special takes place inside the shadows of Klub Verboten. Come curious.
2 August
Kreuzwerk, Berlin
link.dice.fm/J547e8eef1c3
Time to Shine is a Berlin-based live show where comedy, storytelling and kink come together.
This one-night-only special takes place inside the shadows of Klub Verboten. Come curious.
2 August
Kreuzwerk, Berlin
link.dice.fm/J547e8eef1c3
July 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Our holy latex nun saw a sign. Our demon answered the call.
Time to Shine is a Berlin-based live show where comedy, storytelling and kink come together.
This one-night-only special takes place inside the shadows of Klub Verboten. Come curious.
2 August
Kreuzwerk, Berlin
link.dice.fm/J547e8eef1c3
Time to Shine is a Berlin-based live show where comedy, storytelling and kink come together.
This one-night-only special takes place inside the shadows of Klub Verboten. Come curious.
2 August
Kreuzwerk, Berlin
link.dice.fm/J547e8eef1c3
WHAT? BILL CLINTON? NO, IT CAN’T BE!
July 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
WHAT? BILL CLINTON? NO, IT CAN’T BE!
Rushing onto Bluesky to make this joke!
They should have called it Pinch of Salt Path
Thanks everyone!
They should have called it Pinch of Salt Path
Thanks everyone!
July 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Rushing onto Bluesky to make this joke!
They should have called it Pinch of Salt Path
Thanks everyone!
They should have called it Pinch of Salt Path
Thanks everyone!
Watching the new Adam Curtis doc. It’s weird not having him do a voiceover, but even weirder that I read all the captions instinctively in his voice
June 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Watching the new Adam Curtis doc. It’s weird not having him do a voiceover, but even weirder that I read all the captions instinctively in his voice
I miss the old days when bin men in donkey jackets would pick up the rubbish, kids would play in the street and war was declared formally
June 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I miss the old days when bin men in donkey jackets would pick up the rubbish, kids would play in the street and war was declared formally
Absolutely loving that all companies are going to able to shrink their workforce because of AI
And that, because capitalism, all they care about is growth and profits
And no one seems to be talking about what everyone out of work will do.
Is late stage capitalism we all just starve to death?
And that, because capitalism, all they care about is growth and profits
And no one seems to be talking about what everyone out of work will do.
Is late stage capitalism we all just starve to death?
June 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Absolutely loving that all companies are going to able to shrink their workforce because of AI
And that, because capitalism, all they care about is growth and profits
And no one seems to be talking about what everyone out of work will do.
Is late stage capitalism we all just starve to death?
And that, because capitalism, all they care about is growth and profits
And no one seems to be talking about what everyone out of work will do.
Is late stage capitalism we all just starve to death?
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I’m convinced this is how a bay leaf would talk
![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian, here's the script:
[Scene is the inside of a SOUP. Some CARROTS and BITS OF BROCCOLI are floating around and a STOCK CUBE and a BAY LEAF have just been dropped in.]
1
STOCK CUBE:
Alright lads - this is Bay Leaf.
My colleague from the spice rack.
2
BROCCOLI:
Hi Bay Leaf
BAY LEAF:
Yuh yuh hi
3
CARROTS:
You up for getting proper blended with us later, Bay Leaf?
BAY LEAF:
Nuh mate, getting scooped out before soup stage.
4
CARROTS:
Oh! So… you’re not being eaten then?
BAY LEAF:
Eaten! Haha
5
BAY LEAF:
Not allowed mate.
I’m afraid I’m a lil’ bit *toooo intense*...
6
BAY LEAF:
Just here for the flavour hit.
Special forces, y’know.
That’s why there’s just one of me.
7
BAY LEAF:
Over-deploy and you’d have this whole soup stiiinking of bay leaf…
8
BAY LEAF:
You might wanna stand back actually.
This place is about to get preeetty bay leafy...
9
[Silent pause]
10
CARROTS:
Are you doing something
BAY LEAF:
Sure am mate.
11
BAY LEAF:
Suuuuure am.
12
BAY LEAF [Getting scooped out by chef’s spoon]:
You need training to perceive it.
CARROTS:
OK](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibguu2d74i7v7yrkx2z5vsiluhrnkp2uayri2gmcm4gpl4d3dvlgq@jpeg)
June 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m convinced this is how a bay leaf would talk
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Once in a while. Good morning Blue Sky
May 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Once in a while. Good morning Blue Sky
The Hangover Part IV is going to be wild www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ma...
New ‘historically accurate’ digital replica will allow films to be set within Auschwitz
The Auschwitz Memorial has created the model ‘to provide the industry with credible resources’, but it raises ethical questions over what type of films could be set there
www.theguardian.com
May 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The Hangover Part IV is going to be wild www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ma...
I just feel there’s been too many popes in my lifetime.
May 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I just feel there’s been too many popes in my lifetime.
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I’ve realised that essentially I am just an LLM. When people talk to me I regurgitate knowledge and facts that I know to carry on the conversation and also with a heavy emphasis on “what does this person want me to say”
May 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’ve realised that essentially I am just an LLM. When people talk to me I regurgitate knowledge and facts that I know to carry on the conversation and also with a heavy emphasis on “what does this person want me to say”
Pope just came back to life and starting screaming about Beelzebub whilst pointing at Trump. Then he died again.
#popewatch #livepope #deadpope
#popewatch #livepope #deadpope
April 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Pope just came back to life and starting screaming about Beelzebub whilst pointing at Trump. Then he died again.
#popewatch #livepope #deadpope
#popewatch #livepope #deadpope
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April 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM