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Terry Saunders
@terrysaunders.bsky.social
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Berlin based ex/sometime queer comedian, motion designer and liability who tells stories and animates and does an F1 podcast and wears latex. I’m confused too.

timetoshinekink.com for live shows in Berlin. Next dates, 29, 30 & 31 May
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It's so confident that I'm questioning myself now
April 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Germany is not racist and I don’t know why you’d bring this up. Anyway here’s an advert for a battery
An energizer battery is given legs, arms, clothes, and most worryingly, black and white minstrel style eyes and mouth
December 21, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Found the perfect gift for your dad
It’s an advertisement for a wooden tray with a ring for salting the rims of cocktails glasses. It is called an “Uncommon Goods Personalized Home Bar Rimming Board”
December 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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Lovell (and his shadow) is very happy to have his favourite chair back.

#cat #shadow
My cat, Lovell, sitting on his favorite yellow armchair with a perfect shadow of his head cast on to it
December 1, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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Another @timetoshinekink.bsky.social in the bag. Thanks again to this wonderful crew, family and audience, who endure me talking to them, dressed like a “minion trying to get into lab”

#latex #comedy #kink #berlin #yellow
It’s me, dressed in yellow latex and fur telling jokes to a sold out audience at Time to Shine in Berlin
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Seems legit
A screenshot of a very spammy email 'backed by The Astrology Guide' that says 'Terry! You've Won?! Terry, if you're receiving this email on November 24, 2024, November 24 2024 [sic], click to the next window and see if you've worn $1 million! Reader, I did not click
November 24, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Apple photos app telling me I have photos, videos and one item? What does that mean? What item did I leave in the photos app? Is it a fridge?
Screenshot of my iPhone photos app sync dialogue with my beautiful face above it. The dialogue reads that I have 46,923 photos, 2,210 videos and one item.
November 23, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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BERLIN. the kinkiest, funniest, shiniest shoe in town is back on Thursday & Friday. Tickets are running perilously low. Get yours now www.timetoshinekink.com
A promo image for Time to Shine showing the neon logo and pictures of the hosts, Terry Saunders and L’aDios
November 12, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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Wearing a red tie at a memorial ceremony is one thing, but wearing your bosses red tie, whilst standing next to him?
Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are at the 9/11 memorial ceremony wearing dark clothes. Donald Trump is in a blue suit with a bright red tie with a tiny knot, standing next to him is JD Vance wearing AN IDENTICAL SUIT AND RED TIE WITH A TINY KNOT
September 11, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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Fingermouse and his friend!
Fingermouse. It’s hard to put into words this 1980s children’s tv character. It was some cardboard in the shape of a mouse on a finger. Oh it was quite easy actually. And also the man owning the finger, and presumably the mouse is in the photo. But I forget his name.
August 24, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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I don’t pretend to be an expert in security matters, but if I was a gunman trying to kill Trump I’d consider being in the crowd standing behind him?
Donald Trump stands behind a podium, looking as if he has just had a small accident in his pants. In front of the podium is water stained (presumably bulletproof) glass that needs a wipe. Behind trump is a bunch of his fans. And herein lies my joke, there doesn’t appear to be bulletproof glass behind him so there does seem to be a weakness in the security measures. I might be wrong, I often am. Trump is wearing a red tie
August 19, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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RED SQUIRREL, that's all.
It's just a Red Squirrel merrily cavorting around the streets of Berlin, blissfully unaware of the plight of his British brethren.
August 19, 2024 at 10:24 AM
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The sun setting behind the old radar tower at Tempelhoferfeld in Berlin
August 18, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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Here in Berlin there is a hole to be filled. Somewhere between the sweaty darkrooms and the dark comedy nights that leave you cold is Time to Shine, here to stuff that hole like a horny couple who have just discovered Feeld.

#berlin #kink #fetish #comedy
A poster for Time to Shine, a kinky comedy night in Berlin featuring the stars all in latex
August 16, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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What are the right hashtags, feeds and keywords to get these old letters on a window seen by the kind of people who love old lettering on windows?

#font #signs #lettering #typography
August 12, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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I’ve lived in Berlin for almost four years, but no I don’t think it’s changed me.
Here sits a man in a latex catsuit with inflatable horns.
August 12, 2024 at 8:54 AM
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Changed my mind on all this. Now it’s time to riot
A ‘sand artist’ has written live, laugh, love in the sand. Now we riot
August 9, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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#proofofcat testing that this gets me into the bluesky VIP lane
August 9, 2024 at 7:50 AM
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Making some characters for a new story
April 7, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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Berlin bimbling and book buying a binding based in Blackpool
January 27, 2024 at 11:16 AM