Silent Panic
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I stay vindicated in believing I could turn Trump into a socialist if I had an hour to talk to him. The man is all vibes.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I stay vindicated in believing I could turn Trump into a socialist if I had an hour to talk to him. The man is all vibes.
She said her type was "Imhotep from 'The Mummy'" and now I realize I should asked for a timecode.
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
She said her type was "Imhotep from 'The Mummy'" and now I realize I should asked for a timecode.
Lucky. When I went to run my Blowjob Simulator (37 hour edition) someone had deleted it. :(
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Lucky. When I went to run my Blowjob Simulator (37 hour edition) someone had deleted it. :(
due to inflation all the page boys became book boys
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
due to inflation all the page boys became book boys
I fucking knew it
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I fucking knew it
Pour one out for Gregor. He got lore-dumped when he got too close.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pour one out for Gregor. He got lore-dumped when he got too close.
Greatful to the gnome community for donating so much of their clothing to get us through this, even if I keep knocking my hat into people.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Greatful to the gnome community for donating so much of their clothing to get us through this, even if I keep knocking my hat into people.
The detective finds a letter wherein the suspect confesses their crime.
Ten years ago: That's unrealistic. No one would be that stupid.
Today: That's too many words spelled correctly. Gotta scuff that up, I think.
Ten years ago: That's unrealistic. No one would be that stupid.
Today: That's too many words spelled correctly. Gotta scuff that up, I think.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The detective finds a letter wherein the suspect confesses their crime.
Ten years ago: That's unrealistic. No one would be that stupid.
Today: That's too many words spelled correctly. Gotta scuff that up, I think.
Ten years ago: That's unrealistic. No one would be that stupid.
Today: That's too many words spelled correctly. Gotta scuff that up, I think.
As you can see, Trump never used an emoji whilst emailing disgraced financier Epstein. This suggests that the contact was, strictly speaking, not eliciting any emotions at all. In my next slide, we shall see...
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
As you can see, Trump never used an emoji whilst emailing disgraced financier Epstein. This suggests that the contact was, strictly speaking, not eliciting any emotions at all. In my next slide, we shall see...
I'm not sure about that. I'm just here because I searched for a good sandwich recipe and this is the post that came up, so, uh,
Do you have one?
Do you have one?
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm not sure about that. I'm just here because I searched for a good sandwich recipe and this is the post that came up, so, uh,
Do you have one?
Do you have one?
Literally write a movie where James Bond gets a mission to kill a defector who is also James Bond. Hell, hire me. I'll write it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Literally write a movie where James Bond gets a mission to kill a defector who is also James Bond. Hell, hire me. I'll write it.
(and you get bigger by eating bait)
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
(and you get bigger by eating bait)
Fishing game, but you're the fish and you collect fishing lures
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Fishing game, but you're the fish and you collect fishing lures
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damn, he didn't even thank me for my attention to this matter
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
damn, he didn't even thank me for my attention to this matter
My mum always used to say, "Nothing is better than orc meat!" I think you and she were of similar minds!
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My mum always used to say, "Nothing is better than orc meat!" I think you and she were of similar minds!
Finally, something funny on Gutfeld!
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Finally, something funny on Gutfeld!
This is Blackthorn's casual twin brother
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is Blackthorn's casual twin brother
Isn't that basically what BetterHelp did with therapy?
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Isn't that basically what BetterHelp did with therapy?
This card convinced me the avatar set has the juice
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This card convinced me the avatar set has the juice
(Quickly draws a mana cost on my tokens) no, it's fine.
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
(Quickly draws a mana cost on my tokens) no, it's fine.
It's times like this I remember Sherlock didn't consider the Copernican model of the solar system "important."
He's lucky he never came across "The Case of the Very Pertinent Shadow Placement in Midmorning."
He's lucky he never came across "The Case of the Very Pertinent Shadow Placement in Midmorning."
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's times like this I remember Sherlock didn't consider the Copernican model of the solar system "important."
He's lucky he never came across "The Case of the Very Pertinent Shadow Placement in Midmorning."
He's lucky he never came across "The Case of the Very Pertinent Shadow Placement in Midmorning."
"The fellow who throws the ball to the hitter is called the 'tosser' and you must give him pickled herring after the game."
I mean ok, if you say so.
I mean ok, if you say so.
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
"The fellow who throws the ball to the hitter is called the 'tosser' and you must give him pickled herring after the game."
I mean ok, if you say so.
I mean ok, if you say so.