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Men in suits stand around a poker table. The text has been messily altered and reads, "Fact: 90% of Edmond Fitzgeralds quit 15 miles before they're about to make Whitefish Bay."
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Anakin Skywalker from Revenge of the Sith. He looks into the camera and asks, "is it possible to learn this power?"
August 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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They have vigilance now?
A still from the scene in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker where Finn sees a flying stormtrooper and incredulously asks, "They fly now?"
May 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Scion of the Ur-Dragon and Kambal, Profiteering Mayor.

Uhhhhhh... I don't even know...
A Magic: the Gathering card featuring a dragon in flight, blasting a narrow beam of white-hot energy from it's open maw. The card reads: Scion of the Ur-Dragon {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Legendary Creature — Dragon Avatar Flying {2}: Search your library for a Dragon permanent card and put it into your graveyard. If you do, Scion of the Ur-Dragon becomes a copy of that card until end of turn. Then shuffle. “I am the blood of the ur-dragon, coursing through all dragonkind.” A Magic: the Gathering card. It features a man in a white suit upon a balcony, surveying a city out of frame. His attitude suggests influence and control. The card reads: Kambal, Profiteering Mayor {1}{W}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Advisor Whenever one or more tokens your opponents control enter, for each of them, create a tapped token that’s a copy of it. This ability triggers only once each turn. Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
April 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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The vibe today
A parody of an NRA bumper sticker with the "Welcome to Nightvale" crest. It reads, "Guns don't kill people. It's impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it's a miracle."
April 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Harry Potter standing in Hogwarts, looking directly into the camera and addressing an unseen person behind it. Behind him, out of focus, are clusters of other Hogwarts students. The caption says, "How dare you stand where he stood?"
March 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Me in the national security group chat
An image of Fatalis from Monster Hunter World looking at a phone. His expression is bemused.
March 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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A picture of a bell curve labeled "IQ" with three figures, one at each end and one in the middle. A caveman at the lower end of the bell curve says, "Elon Musk is a dick." A seething nerd in the middle of bell curve says, "Inflation! Eggs! Pizza! CPI!" A hooded man at the upper end of the bell curve says, "Elon Musk is a dick."
February 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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A screenshot of the character Micheal from the show "The Good Place." The caption has been altered to say, "Yeah, yeah, the Fuhrer Myth. We've all seen it."
February 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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How I feel every time:
An image of Thor from Avengers: Endgame. He is holding his hammer Mjolnir and smiling. The caption says, "I'm still worthy!"
November 9, 2024 at 12:09 AM