“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly

Me: [texting from car] "can you come out?"
Daughter: "yeah, give me a minute."
[texting bubbles]
Daughter: "mom, I'm bisexual."
Me: "I know that silly. Can you come out to the car?"
Daughter: "Car, I'm bisexual."

Justin Trudeau and Claudia Sheinbaum are playing political chess while Trump plays with himself.

Donald Trump:
Comply with my demands or I will hurt my own people!

Canada:
Ok, we will keep doing a thing we’ve been doing.

Mexico:
Ok, we will do a thing we did under the last guy.

Trump:
I WIN!!!!

Fucking idiot.

When you’re an oligarch, they let you do it. You can do anything…. grab ‘em by the Treasury. You can do anything.

I’m old enough to remember when RATM said, “Fvck you, I won’t do what you tell me.”

Let’s do that…

Dear Australia, Peter Dutton can not be PM. Ever.

#auspol.

... is "everybody" in the room with us right now?

The rules of the internet clearly state that when you see Tom Holland’s lip sync battle, you must re-post it.

I’ve already gained 4k followers. Never underestimate the unimaginable drawing power of God’s thicc juicy ass.

I don’t always have time to put my laundry away but when I do, I don’t

Cats are truly unknowable because they’ll be like “I’m gonna burn this whole goddamn system to the ground” and “feed me daddy PLEASE feed me” in the same breath

🌎: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

🇺🇸: know