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https://linktr.ee/oozybosmer | minors DNI!! Transmasculine nonbinary, nearly forty, full of bad ideas, ♏, #landback
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January 5, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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they’re never going to air the CECOT segment
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
January 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Wendy Williams is going to meet The Killer one day if she's not careful. I'm not victim-blaming or saying she deserves it, I'm just saying that her obsession with The Killer will manifest itself one day. Don't invite him into your life, Ms Williams!
January 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
nobody cool is spending money in 2026. we're walking in the woods, playing games outside, playing games inside, reading books from the library, pirating movies and shows, going to the park, walking around town, ripping movies from library DVDs and uploading to torrent sites,
January 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just looked at a picture of Benjamin Franklin and thought, "he'd give me a good dicking down," but immediately regretted it. It's true but I shouldn't say it. Not every thought needs to rise to the surface
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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January 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The newest addition to my family, Birkin.
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Something I did to give myself a sensible chuckle. #KarlHeisenberg
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Artists, post your hot men art! 🔥⚙️

Who doesn't love a classic? 😘
#karlheisenberg
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The indignation of a kitten who isn't allowed to watch you take a shit is immeasurable. I will never be forgiven for this...
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Brought home a kitten today. His name is Birkin and he's orange, and I'd show you all if the mobile app would let me. Welcome home, little one...
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
That's what fascists do. They have no culture because their culture is wrapped up in the myth of race and in suppressing other people's culture. Everything a fascist "creates" is stolen.
The least cool people in the country are very mad they can't force people to think they're cool, and start imitating their "coolness."
"There's truth underneath all this fake outrage. Conservatives really are at a disadvantage in pop culture because most creative people are liberals, which has always been true & probably always will be. While MAGA has had some success building a culture machine, what it produces is mostly banal."
October 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Unpacking feels so therapeutic. It's like my body is decompressing with each box I empty, sparking joy with each forgotten treasure I uncover. I have my own space now, with nobody else in it. Feels good, man.
October 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Six months... I'll be starting hormone treatment in six months
September 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Trump Administration Attempts To Link Autism To Tylenol
https://theonion.com/trump-administration-attempts-to-link-autism-to-tylenol/
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Erasing an hour and a half worth of work by accident can be a GREAT opportunity to remember mindfulness, to contemplate the temporary nature of all things, and to frighten your coworkers with your barely contained rage.
September 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Those fucking THIGHS 😩
Crankin that thang
#karlheisenberg
September 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The "fuck your feelings" party is at it again!
open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
Charlie Kirk Fans VERY MAD At ... Indiana Jones Game For Denigrating Fascists
Why, did something else happen last night?
open.substack.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A little something I cooked up when I was in the throes of food service. This goes out to all deli workers, braver than any US Marine, etc
September 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Help Mais Family in Gaza chuffed.org/project/1364...
Help Mais Family in Gaza
chuffed.org
September 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM