Jazz Garrison
@tennistarkheena.bsky.social
This is definitely my favorite one to date
March 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is definitely my favorite one to date
This game is drunk
March 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This game is drunk
DOGE feels like if someone believed that a china shop down the street was selling fakes and decided the best possible way to find and eliminate those fakes was to release a bull into the china shop. The predictable outcome is everything breaks fake (if there ever were any) and real. 1/2
February 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
DOGE feels like if someone believed that a china shop down the street was selling fakes and decided the best possible way to find and eliminate those fakes was to release a bull into the china shop. The predictable outcome is everything breaks fake (if there ever were any) and real. 1/2
Here’s an idea: when calling to complain about Emperor Musk’s illegal regime, ask to have him hauled before congress to have to present evidence of this so called waste and fraud under oath
February 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Here’s an idea: when calling to complain about Emperor Musk’s illegal regime, ask to have him hauled before congress to have to present evidence of this so called waste and fraud under oath
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And speaking of haters, an absolutely brilliant piece from @brianphillips.bsky.social on the great joy of watching the Chiefs lose. There's too many delicious lines in here to list them all, so just click it, ok?
www.theringer.com/2025/02/10/n...
www.theringer.com/2025/02/10/n...
The Malicious Joy of Watching the Chiefs Crumble
Their Super Bowl loss doesn’t make me hate the Chiefs any less. They are still the worst. Here are five irrefutable reasons.
www.theringer.com
February 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
And speaking of haters, an absolutely brilliant piece from @brianphillips.bsky.social on the great joy of watching the Chiefs lose. There's too many delicious lines in here to list them all, so just click it, ok?
www.theringer.com/2025/02/10/n...
www.theringer.com/2025/02/10/n...
So happy for Hurts
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So happy for Hurts
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Greatest Super Bowls Ever:
1. XXXII
2. 50
3. XXXIII
4. LIX
1. XXXII
2. 50
3. XXXIII
4. LIX
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Greatest Super Bowls Ever:
1. XXXII
2. 50
3. XXXIII
4. LIX
1. XXXII
2. 50
3. XXXIII
4. LIX
Such a fun game. Yes I hate the Chiefs so so so much.
February 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Such a fun game. Yes I hate the Chiefs so so so much.
And it begins. Eagles gotta play the refs too so fun
February 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
And it begins. Eagles gotta play the refs too so fun
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I don't WANT to preach this morning -- JD Vance is not a serious person, he lacks the intellectual chops to do this kind of work, so rewarding his thirst with response is undignified -- but the Spirit demands at least a brief bit of sermonizing
January 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don't WANT to preach this morning -- JD Vance is not a serious person, he lacks the intellectual chops to do this kind of work, so rewarding his thirst with response is undignified -- but the Spirit demands at least a brief bit of sermonizing
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Would love to understand why every Democrat is not out there every second of the day explaining in plain English that Donald Trump has declared war on cancer patients.
From a source inside the National Cancer Institute:
“Everyone is scrambling to figure out how we’re supposed to work to serve the public when we can’t engage at all.”
“Everyone is scrambling to figure out how we’re supposed to work to serve the public when we can’t engage at all.”
January 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Would love to understand why every Democrat is not out there every second of the day explaining in plain English that Donald Trump has declared war on cancer patients.
Gearing up for the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl courtesy of some asinine call by the refs.
January 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gearing up for the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl courtesy of some asinine call by the refs.
Welp. The Bills are well and truly cursed. Also, who did the Chiefs sell their soul to, to get ALL the calls/luck?
January 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Welp. The Bills are well and truly cursed. Also, who did the Chiefs sell their soul to, to get ALL the calls/luck?
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
Madison Keys!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so happy for her!
January 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Madison Keys!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so happy for her!
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🚨Trump/Miller are targeting LEGAL immigrants.🚨
Parolees played by the rules and came in through a legal process.
Miller is super clear that expelling them has nothing to do with *how* people came in; everything to do with his bigotry against *where* they came from.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/23/u...
Parolees played by the rules and came in through a legal process.
Miller is super clear that expelling them has nothing to do with *how* people came in; everything to do with his bigotry against *where* they came from.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/23/u...
January 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
🚨Trump/Miller are targeting LEGAL immigrants.🚨
Parolees played by the rules and came in through a legal process.
Miller is super clear that expelling them has nothing to do with *how* people came in; everything to do with his bigotry against *where* they came from.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/23/u...
Parolees played by the rules and came in through a legal process.
Miller is super clear that expelling them has nothing to do with *how* people came in; everything to do with his bigotry against *where* they came from.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/23/u...
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Fascism’s superpower is fear. Do not be afraid of this little man and his collection of creeps; that’s what they want. They’re not all-powerful, they’re not overawing, they’re not an irresistible force of nature. They’re just self-serving, dishonest people. Do not cower.
January 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Fascism’s superpower is fear. Do not be afraid of this little man and his collection of creeps; that’s what they want. They’re not all-powerful, they’re not overawing, they’re not an irresistible force of nature. They’re just self-serving, dishonest people. Do not cower.
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they are cheating so much for kc it's ridiculous
January 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
they are cheating so much for kc it's ridiculous
Not me vacillating between weeping over this anniversary of Jan the 6th and blasting/dancing to Swift to ignore the pain.
January 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Not me vacillating between weeping over this anniversary of Jan the 6th and blasting/dancing to Swift to ignore the pain.
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The lack of violence here in DC on this January 6th offers little comfort. It is merely the contingent result of the victory of the man and the party who would undermine democracy over the woman and the party who would uphold it.
www.whitetoolong.net/p/a-peaceful...
www.whitetoolong.net/p/a-peaceful...
A Peaceful January 6th Offers Little Reassurance about Our Democracy
PLUS, my interview about January 6th with Paul Raushenbush on The State of Belief
www.whitetoolong.net
January 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The lack of violence here in DC on this January 6th offers little comfort. It is merely the contingent result of the victory of the man and the party who would undermine democracy over the woman and the party who would uphold it.
www.whitetoolong.net/p/a-peaceful...
www.whitetoolong.net/p/a-peaceful...
Of course it dinks in. Of course it does.
December 9, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Of course it dinks in. Of course it does.
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Does the word "man" mean male or person?
I've been in several debates with others about Bible translations lately. I've argued that some translations (like the ESV) deliberately obscure when in Greek it was meant to be gender-neutral by using male pronouns.
They've pushed back.
2 Things: 1/9
I've been in several debates with others about Bible translations lately. I've argued that some translations (like the ESV) deliberately obscure when in Greek it was meant to be gender-neutral by using male pronouns.
They've pushed back.
2 Things: 1/9
December 3, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Does the word "man" mean male or person?
I've been in several debates with others about Bible translations lately. I've argued that some translations (like the ESV) deliberately obscure when in Greek it was meant to be gender-neutral by using male pronouns.
They've pushed back.
2 Things: 1/9
I've been in several debates with others about Bible translations lately. I've argued that some translations (like the ESV) deliberately obscure when in Greek it was meant to be gender-neutral by using male pronouns.
They've pushed back.
2 Things: 1/9