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Taylor Orton
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Graphic Designer. #GoDucks
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Holy shit.
December 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Shaedon Sharpe.
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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This Shaedon Sharpe slam 🤯
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The most pretentious thing ever is having a “business partner”
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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From a high school game in Utah. This may be the best interception I’ve ever seen.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
FUN FACT: The Blazers have never had a single successful challenge. 0-1,124
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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can’t believe the Blazers are going to go 80-2 this season
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Cignetti looks like the evil dog snatcher from the movie Beethoven
October 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
F the blue jays
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Love love LOVE to see Cristobal lose
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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“Who” is, objectively, the funniest possible response here
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
October 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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hand to god, he then took this shirt off to reveal a "Dump 62 Here" shirt underneath
A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Broadcast never does T-mobile park justice, that place is magical
October 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Dolphins rivalry unis are sublime
September 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Very few things more annoying than Dude Perfect
September 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Love to see Dabo employing the classic Boomer Mom technique of countering any criticism at all with “I guess I’m just the worst mom ever!”
September 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Political violence is evil, killing people is evil, a country with more guns in it than people is broken, and what the government is saying about political violence right now being a primarily leftwing phenomenon is factually, statistically untrue. They are using this moment to rewrite history.
September 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This is some of the dumbest 💩 ever
Brian Glenn tells Trump that "a lot of people are threatened" by the transgender flag because "it means a lot of negative things to people. Violence."
September 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Ducks vs Them- Immigrant Song remix 🔊🔊🔊
September 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
$49.99!?!?!?!?!?!?!? For essentially a trucker snapback.

Insane.
September 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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1. The vice president was on the TV last night and said something that was not only stupid but a bald-faced lie made more disgusting by the fact of its stupidity. “As we’ve kicked illegal aliens out of our country,” JD Vance said, “you actually see housing costs start to level off.”
JD Vance: "As we've kicked illegal aliens out of our country, you actually see housing costs start to level off."
August 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM