TattooedElf
@tattooedelf.bsky.social
History geek. Museum geek. Book geek. Knitting geek. Married a geek. Parent of two grown and mostly flown geeks. Even the cats are geeks. Sense a theme here? Proud to call Kansas City home, most days. She/Her/Hers
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
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Books are cool.
Nazis are not.
Pass it on.
Nazis are not.
Pass it on.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Books are cool.
Nazis are not.
Pass it on.
Nazis are not.
Pass it on.
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I think it’s high time we take back the national narrative. For centuries Americans of all races, genders, religions, and abilities have worked to create a more perfect union, and we should shout from the rooftops that WE are America. Not these idiot white supremacist authoritarians.
August 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I think it’s high time we take back the national narrative. For centuries Americans of all races, genders, religions, and abilities have worked to create a more perfect union, and we should shout from the rooftops that WE are America. Not these idiot white supremacist authoritarians.
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Thou shalt not starve children.
August 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Thou shalt not starve children.
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Vote for Republicans, vote for chaos. Same as it ever was.
July 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Vote for Republicans, vote for chaos. Same as it ever was.
More like this, please.
June 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
More like this, please.
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Today's column, on the ChatGPT Ghibli app. The prayer of every creative should be, 'Please don't let tech-bros love the things I make":
April 3, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Today's column, on the ChatGPT Ghibli app. The prayer of every creative should be, 'Please don't let tech-bros love the things I make":
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*Count Rugen saunters in when you spring forward*
“I’ve just sucked one hour of your life away. How does that make you feel? Remember, this is for science, so, be honest.”
“I’ve just sucked one hour of your life away. How does that make you feel? Remember, this is for science, so, be honest.”
March 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
*Count Rugen saunters in when you spring forward*
“I’ve just sucked one hour of your life away. How does that make you feel? Remember, this is for science, so, be honest.”
“I’ve just sucked one hour of your life away. How does that make you feel? Remember, this is for science, so, be honest.”
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Just a friendly historical reminder - the Nurenberg trials were not particularly kind to those who used the defense of "I was just following orders"
Something to remember as we try to break out of this cycle of history repeating itself.
Something to remember as we try to break out of this cycle of history repeating itself.
February 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Just a friendly historical reminder - the Nurenberg trials were not particularly kind to those who used the defense of "I was just following orders"
Something to remember as we try to break out of this cycle of history repeating itself.
Something to remember as we try to break out of this cycle of history repeating itself.
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Be an obstruction.
Be a roadblock.
Work slower.
Make mistakes and then act dumb afterwards.
Ask purposely stupid questions.
Pretend you didn't understand them the first time.
Be an ally.
Be a roadblock.
Work slower.
Make mistakes and then act dumb afterwards.
Ask purposely stupid questions.
Pretend you didn't understand them the first time.
Be an ally.
February 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Be an obstruction.
Be a roadblock.
Work slower.
Make mistakes and then act dumb afterwards.
Ask purposely stupid questions.
Pretend you didn't understand them the first time.
Be an ally.
Be a roadblock.
Work slower.
Make mistakes and then act dumb afterwards.
Ask purposely stupid questions.
Pretend you didn't understand them the first time.
Be an ally.
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You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
Max woke up in possession of The Brain Cell this morning. It was a glorious morning. He did so many smart cat things. And then he took a 6 hour nap. Now he can't quite remember where his food bowls are. #orangecatlife
January 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Max woke up in possession of The Brain Cell this morning. It was a glorious morning. He did so many smart cat things. And then he took a 6 hour nap. Now he can't quite remember where his food bowls are. #orangecatlife
This gave me chills.
This clip! Oh, George! Imagine being able to rock up AT A REHEARSAL and sing like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=46YZ...
It reminded me of the clip from much later when he was rehearsing Somebody to Love with everyone watching on, and you can just feel the impact his voice is having on them all.
December 13, 2024 at 12:53 PM
This gave me chills.
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Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
December 11, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
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Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳
December 8, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳
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david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
Arcane didn't have to be this good.
December 3, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Arcane didn't have to be this good.
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I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
So, I've never seen Wicked. Couldn't get into the book, though I might try again. I only know one or two songs, as they were extremely popular solo/duet pieces with the girls in my kid's choir. Still... I think I'd be down for attending a singalong. Sounds like a good night out.
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
So, I've never seen Wicked. Couldn't get into the book, though I might try again. I only know one or two songs, as they were extremely popular solo/duet pieces with the girls in my kid's choir. Still... I think I'd be down for attending a singalong. Sounds like a good night out.
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The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
November 21, 2024 at 1:34 PM
The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
I will be calling them the Betty Gesundheits from now on, just to watch the spouse cringe.
It's a great show, btw.
It's a great show, btw.
I enjoy the antics of those magic nuns on Dune, the Betty Gesundheits or what have you. When they do the bullfrog voice and make a guy stab himself? Great stuff! Fun buncha gals. Knock ‘em dead ladies.
November 20, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I will be calling them the Betty Gesundheits from now on, just to watch the spouse cringe.
It's a great show, btw.
It's a great show, btw.