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Катяна Стуaртқызы
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I love Apple Music genres. Today it has miscategorised my Tibetan hip-hop as "Afrobeats"

My dude, I have plenty of Afrobeats but this is not it lmao
May 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Heaven
is a Korean barbecue on a busy Saturday night.
When I make it there at last
After walking a long way on roads unknown
You will take my hand and we will stand in line
together.
April 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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the people who use it as a substitute for thought and creativity see the rest of us, see our actual hard-won abilities and our disinterest in their little toy facsimile of it, and feel bone-deep rage.

like everything in politics and craft, it's driven by "you think you're better than me??"
a non-zero number of people have told me with confidence that i'll definitely be incorporating gen ai into my workflow in the future and im losing my mcfreaking patience. "it's here to stay" not in my fucking house. "but you need to keep up with the times" then leave me behind.
April 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I have such fond memories of being a fucking stupid child (affectionate): after getting off a plane in San Diego for the first time, I saw a sign for Aloha Airlines, turned to my parents with wide, delighted eyes, and asked, "Are we in Hawaii???"
April 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Absolutely wild to listen to Céline sing and realise that they un-Québécois'd her dialect and accent to make her music more palatable to wider francophone audiences.
April 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you see this, post your favourite Pokémon
March 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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This one is my favourite.
March 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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OMG you guys—Canada took out ad space on American billboards to teach people what tariffs actually are. This one’s in Georgia.

This is just … such a fucking awesome thing that is so quintessentially Canadian, I can’t even right now.
March 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"I would kill for you" "I would die for you" nah. I would move a 2000lb tree for you with my bare hands (and some good rope, and a few buddies)
March 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just found out about some MORE unhinged stuff JK Rowling did back in 2016 when writing about her wizards in the Americas. With this is mind, I think she should visit Arizona and go hang out on the rez alone at night. Talk loudly about things she has no understanding/respect for. What could go wrong?
March 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Well lads..... I got my first job offer. Offer letter STARTED with "you're not allowed to talk about your salary with your co-workers". How's everyone else's day going
March 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Me, staring my wife directly in the eyes as I upend the salt shaker over my burger: :)
Taylor Swift, on the speakers in this restaurant: what you've been looking for has been here the whole time
My wife: *chokes*
March 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Them
March 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Never going to stop being salty about commercial aviation "near misses" (near hits smh)
March 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh, HELL no
March 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I adore Arizona's year-round standard time but let me TELL YOU, it is a bitch and a half to figure out your calendar when everyone else has "sprung forward" and you're just vibing
March 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I keep seeing articles about the economy being "still good" even though the stock market is falling, and it just blows my mind that these economists aren't seeing it.
March 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I don't want to go back to LA, but like. At the same time I would give anything to
March 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Can't believe you can just drive to California. That shit feels like it should be on its own goddamn continent
March 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My current favourite trope in media is one that I like to call the Fuck Plane: two characters having unwise sex on a private jet. The interior and exterior of said jet are always comically mismatched. The cabin is conveniently empty. Won't someone please think of the poor pilots 😭
March 2, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It would be very funny if one day Disneyland took the absurdly long lines for Space Mountain and wrapped them all the way back around to the front again. See how long it took for people to notice. And probably commit murder.
February 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I go to this café downtown pretty often with my wife, and sometimes while she gets work done I open something mathsy and smart-looking on my laptop and pretend to be cool
February 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I want to see a Canadian remake of Suits. Harvey Specter but he's Harvey Spectre. The characters are middle class because (most) Canadian lawyers do NOT make that much. The show is delightfully boring with simple plot lines because it's not based on the unhinged common law system of the States.
February 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hi bluesky, please enjoy my recent Terminal 4 parking garage photoshoot 🥰
#planes #aviation #photography #PHX
February 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM