I would like to kill him With a hammer
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I would like to kill him With a hammer
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In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM
In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now
Someone in the Trader Joe’s parking lot spat at my shoes and called me a terrorist!!! Can anyone guess why???!!!!
November 8, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Someone in the Trader Joe’s parking lot spat at my shoes and called me a terrorist!!! Can anyone guess why???!!!!
Finally tested (antigen) negative for Covid today so I’m breathing the OUTSIDE AIR!!!! It’s 80°!!!!
September 30, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Finally tested (antigen) negative for Covid today so I’m breathing the OUTSIDE AIR!!!! It’s 80°!!!!
How do I mute t*ylor sw*ft from my TLs. I can’t do this shit every week lmao. She’s “expected” to attend a football game!!!!??? Grow up!!!!!
September 28, 2023 at 8:59 PM
How do I mute t*ylor sw*ft from my TLs. I can’t do this shit every week lmao. She’s “expected” to attend a football game!!!!??? Grow up!!!!!
I also would argue that the feeling of pounding an Imodium in an airport terminal is maybe top 20 worst experiences. Fear!!!! Anxiety!!! Small confined spaces!!!
September 6, 2023 at 10:20 PM
I also would argue that the feeling of pounding an Imodium in an airport terminal is maybe top 20 worst experiences. Fear!!!! Anxiety!!! Small confined spaces!!!
Diarrhea on a plane? Been there babe and want to express my deepest embarrassment for how that person must feel that their bowels are international news lmao
September 6, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Diarrhea on a plane? Been there babe and want to express my deepest embarrassment for how that person must feel that their bowels are international news lmao
Begging to feel something (watching the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon episode of Frasier for the 400th time)
August 31, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Begging to feel something (watching the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon episode of Frasier for the 400th time)
Can’t go in yet, sorry, I have to decompress in my hot car for a minimum of Ten minutes before I exit.
August 30, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Can’t go in yet, sorry, I have to decompress in my hot car for a minimum of Ten minutes before I exit.
Yes I do need to buy the hot new Korean sunscreen unfortunately I have to suffer through the absolutely UNSHOPPABLE stylevana site
August 26, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Yes I do need to buy the hot new Korean sunscreen unfortunately I have to suffer through the absolutely UNSHOPPABLE stylevana site
hi guys how’s it going
August 21, 2023 at 10:17 PM
hi guys how’s it going
feeling invigorated after seeing an acquaintance soft launch her divorce on the TL!!!! New man who DIS
August 16, 2023 at 5:44 AM
feeling invigorated after seeing an acquaintance soft launch her divorce on the TL!!!! New man who DIS
What’s your Coca Cola freestyle machine cocktail? Personally I’m like 30% Cherry Pibb Extra, 70% lime Coke Zero but there’s often another mix in based on mood
August 1, 2023 at 10:35 PM
What’s your Coca Cola freestyle machine cocktail? Personally I’m like 30% Cherry Pibb Extra, 70% lime Coke Zero but there’s often another mix in based on mood
I GOT to see what the AC bill looks like for a movie theater!!!! Massive, vacuous rooms kept at an arctic chill! One theater is probably 3 Chicago apartments!!! $300 a month!!!???? Per theater? I’m doing a lot of theorizing
July 25, 2023 at 8:52 PM
I GOT to see what the AC bill looks like for a movie theater!!!! Massive, vacuous rooms kept at an arctic chill! One theater is probably 3 Chicago apartments!!! $300 a month!!!???? Per theater? I’m doing a lot of theorizing
I’m not a barista or bartender and never have been but I swear to god if you ordered something blended from me I’d break down
July 25, 2023 at 4:45 PM
I’m not a barista or bartender and never have been but I swear to god if you ordered something blended from me I’d break down
I’m being so brave I didn’t order dinner for myself after grocery shopping, the number one time to get takeout (this is being posted so I won’t cave in and just order)
July 24, 2023 at 11:41 PM
I’m being so brave I didn’t order dinner for myself after grocery shopping, the number one time to get takeout (this is being posted so I won’t cave in and just order)
at the neurologist asking if she can just put a tiny pressure release valve in my skull as a treat
July 19, 2023 at 8:30 PM
at the neurologist asking if she can just put a tiny pressure release valve in my skull as a treat
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if i had a weapon forged against me i would actually let it prosper bc i am generous of spirit
July 11, 2023 at 5:18 AM
if i had a weapon forged against me i would actually let it prosper bc i am generous of spirit
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maybe I should become a pickpocket...finally get some damn attenzione!!!
July 14, 2023 at 2:11 PM
maybe I should become a pickpocket...finally get some damn attenzione!!!
Can’t get enough input into my brain baby. I can always handle more. I’m trying to listen to a podcast and watch a separate video with both audios playing at a blaring volume from the same speaker!!! Maybe let me scroll tiktok at the same time!
July 15, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Can’t get enough input into my brain baby. I can always handle more. I’m trying to listen to a podcast and watch a separate video with both audios playing at a blaring volume from the same speaker!!! Maybe let me scroll tiktok at the same time!
I’m on the precipice of getting even more insane (not tired after a 22 hour shift)
July 14, 2023 at 5:32 PM
I’m on the precipice of getting even more insane (not tired after a 22 hour shift)
I’m casting the movie Flubber in my alley in Pilsen if any of you are interested in auditioning hml
July 13, 2023 at 11:40 PM
I’m casting the movie Flubber in my alley in Pilsen if any of you are interested in auditioning hml
Love to eat gummy candy until I’m sick, can’t get enough of it, it’s my passion and I can’t stop
July 13, 2023 at 6:48 AM
Love to eat gummy candy until I’m sick, can’t get enough of it, it’s my passion and I can’t stop