One thing about me is I’m gonna be 30 minutes early so I can dawdle

Oh every time you click on something you get a pop up with a coupon? No, the code to the coupon is not valid, of course not, why would it be? Just can’t click to get it in the cart is all

Love to have my little internet diary for all of my thoughts that are, truly, too dumb to share

I come on this app when I’ve consumed a little bit of weed and want to reply to everything I see on Instagram

When was someone going to warn me about the fucking masks

the plot of the movie is that we can’t figure out what the key “to the universe” unlocks, that’s cinema baby

Maybe Nicole Kidman’s next smash hit can be a how it’s made style documentary on the hvac system in here

I’m here early enough for the movie quiz and it’s Maria menounos, something I cannot miss due to both my love of trivia and inability to be less than 30 minutes early

Posted after seeing a group of four (4) girls order frappuccinos back to back separate transactions

29 year old temper tantrum behind the counter fr

You mean I gotta do this work and then CLEAN THE BLENDER