🔞 Rend 🔞
banner
tanuki-rogue.bsky.social
🔞 Rend 🔞
@tanuki-rogue.bsky.social
NSFW 18+ Account

Here to post my intrusive thoughts about Magic or whatever. Green Mage

Liberal

They/Any 🏳️‍🌈
Working on 4 decks at once idk how it got like this
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 AM
How do all my decks turn into Gruul stompy?
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 AM
This art is sexy as hell

I wish I had this kind of artistic talent
February 5, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Reposted by 🔞 Rend 🔞
So much about commander these days seems to be about how to have more consistent experiences, but the more I play, the more I realize inconsistency is a feature of commander, not a bug.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Green is the most honest, hard working color in Magic

Sure I swung for 89 damage on turn 3 but at least I didn’t mill your deck, ping you over and over or win because I had
50 life
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Reposted by 🔞 Rend 🔞
One of my most fervent beliefs is that homeschooling should be illegal. It is the domain of religious psychos and white supremacists and the kids always pay a heavy price
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
IPs that would be better than the Marvel, TMNT and Star Trek UB sets

The Elder Scrolls
Inuyasha
Bionicle
Adventure Time
Sailor Moon
Full Metal Alchemist
YuYu Hakasho
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 AM
I really can’t believe there’s only 11 faerie cards in Lorwyn

Seriously, what is this shit?
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 AM
As much as I hate universes beyond sets

It is cool you can have a 4 person game of commander of Dr. Who, Dr. Doom, Dr. Ian Malcolm, Dr. Madison Li and any Doctor from Star Trek

To solve who is truly the best Doctor in fiction
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Technically there is no rule in Magic saying you can’t softly moan to distract your opponent on their turn
January 22, 2026 at 9:06 PM
If I can finish 1 of the 7 decks I’m working on right now. It’ll be a fucking miracle
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Fuck ice
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Finally bought a bunch of bill staples for my green decks. Since it’s my favorite color to build and I’m always running out
January 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I have a 18+ nsfw account where I post my intrusive thoughts about mtg cards

Ajanis_Litterbox on Bluesky and threads
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Just one of a million reasons why I’m proud to be from Minnesota
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by 🔞 Rend 🔞
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I hope this hybrid mana rule they are talking about doesn’t go through

Everyone I know hates the idea and this just seems like a bad idea

Also I don’t know how but I know this is all about trying to get more money out of players
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My body is a machine that turns unwanted commander decks into piles of cards
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by 🔞 Rend 🔞
Trump should be in jail. This shouldn't even be a controversial statement.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
John Fetterman discharged from the hospital this morning, seen wearing “Free Palestine” shirt
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Watched Tremors for the first time in forever and still a great movie

Only thing I hate is that we never got Reba in any of the sequels
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Reposted by 🔞 Rend 🔞
CoD Black Ops 7 seems to be packed with AI art.

I just finished the campaign and it's such an absurd mashup of game content that AI doesn't seem out of place.

youtu.be/1w-keLIdozQ
Black Ops 7 Is Full of AI Slop – Inside Games Roundup
YouTube video by Inside Games
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Some people need to build better decks

You have 100 cards but I gotta sit through every turn seeing the same 2-3 cards

😑
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by 🔞 Rend 🔞
Watercolour painting of a dog called Lilah!
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #art #watercolours #paintings #petportraits
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Reposted by 🔞 Rend 🔞
It’s gonna come out that literally every single one of these crimes was an actual ICE agent
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.

In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.

By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM