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Tani Hilfagger
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🔋Flattery Operated🔋
30 | They/Them | Philly
Anarcho✡️ | ♒️ | 🔞

Girlypop 🌞 /Circus freak🌛/ Homebody Rising

IG: tani.heart
I napped all day instead, and I'm still tired somehow
Am I gonna spend an hour on the 64 just so I can get more ikea shelves for my room? Probably!
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Am I gonna spend an hour on the 64 just so I can get more ikea shelves for my room? Probably!
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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The horrors persist but I am committed to being silly
January 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The worst part of not trying to date the last few years has been the constant questions about my dating life from friends and family.

Like sorry I receive romantic fulfillment through my friendships, and physical intimacy from my stuffed animals
January 17, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Roomie went to a "Chaotic singles mixer" tonight and I am once again saying I feel so sorry for straight women
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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A lot happening today in the fcf space
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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happy stoned yaoi friday and fuck ICE
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Might fuck around and file my taxes this weekend 🤔🫣
January 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Okay fine here's 2016 Tani
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
For having very few places in my room to put things, I sure do misplace stuff a lot 🤔
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I got asked when I'm moving to New York, the answer being: if I can ever afford it
January 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
If Bentley Robles and Zee Machine have no fans, it's because I've died
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Last night was beyond anything ive yet experienced and I cant wait to keep having nights like that, photos to come
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Me before having chocolate > me after having chocolate
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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It’s 2026 luvs
1. Fascists are not hot
2. Gays need to stop being friendly or having sex with fascists because they think they are hot (see pt 1)

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Apologies in advance for how insufferable I'm gonna be this week
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Money is fake, joy is real, and the country is falling apart

See that show, visit that friend, max out your cc!!
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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“I’m bulking” “I’m cutting” ok well I have a job
January 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
What's a bitch gotta do to find some cute lil face gem stickers in this daggum city 😭 ive tried 3 cvs, a target, and a beauty supply shop
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Entire city of Philadelphia is miserable today, the vibes are rancid I fear
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Panic! In the bed instead of getting ready for work
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Philly Sherriff made a statement telling 🧊 we're not afraid to arrest them, whose public reply was "try it and see what happens"

Picking up a whistle tomorrow, it's just a matter of time before these soulless pigs show up here. If their wives had any decency left they'd poison the bastards first.
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
"When you get the message, hang up the phone." 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
If I ever rewatch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, I'm probably doing very bad, take me to the funny farm.
a woman wearing a pink heart shaped hat is making a funny face and saying blam .
Alt: Rachel Bloom as Rebecca Bunch busting her face though a pink heart shaped hat with her crush's picture on it
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January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM