Tyler
@tangoyankee.bsky.social
Hopelessly optimistic MN sports fan. Beer and bourbon lover. Traveler and explorer. #Skol
"I had the naughtiest dream about an improper fraction last night." - Phil of the Future
"I had the naughtiest dream about an improper fraction last night." - Phil of the Future
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It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
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😎🪴🌵 avoid speaking English whenever possible
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
😎🪴🌵 avoid speaking English whenever possible
Will I ever be happy again?
Got any #Vikings questions? Send them our way, and we'll answer them in the mailbag section of the Access Vikings newsletter (which comes out Friday), or the mailbag episode of the Access Vikings podcast, which we'll record next week when all of us are back in the U.S.
October 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Will I ever be happy again?
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in home games, Nathan Peterman completed 58.6% of his NFL passes
October 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
in home games, Nathan Peterman completed 58.6% of his NFL passes
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Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD
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bluesky has a problem: shit sucks real bad everywhere and that's what's on everybody's mind all the time. everything else also has this same problem
September 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
bluesky has a problem: shit sucks real bad everywhere and that's what's on everybody's mind all the time. everything else also has this same problem
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Wait so what side of the political spectrum is advocating for violence again?
September 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Wait so what side of the political spectrum is advocating for violence again?
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Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
September 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
Couldn't happen to a better guy
September 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Couldn't happen to a better guy
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Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
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me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
I know I'm way late on this, and I have hardly any followers on here to see this declaration anyway, but I have to move full-time over here and completely cut out Twitter. That place is so depressing. It's so much better over here. Way better for my mental health.
September 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I know I'm way late on this, and I have hardly any followers on here to see this declaration anyway, but I have to move full-time over here and completely cut out Twitter. That place is so depressing. It's so much better over here. Way better for my mental health.
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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They tell you you’re helping train the AI when really it’s the other way around
On a heater.
July 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They tell you you’re helping train the AI when really it’s the other way around
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
July 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
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When someone asks what parenting be like… 😂🤣
🐵 🥰
🐵 🥰
July 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When someone asks what parenting be like… 😂🤣
🐵 🥰
🐵 🥰
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Her face when she said it 😂
July 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Her face when she said it 😂
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TMNT was right… 🐢 🐈⬛
July 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
TMNT was right… 🐢 🐈⬛
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🤷🏽♀️ nothing to add😒
July 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
🤷🏽♀️ nothing to add😒
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Basically any horror movie you can think of from the 80s and 90s. My parents weren't much for content regulation 😂.
Nightmare on Elm Street
Children of the Corn
The Leprechaun
Child's Play
So many more
Nightmare on Elm Street
Children of the Corn
The Leprechaun
Child's Play
So many more
What movie did you see way too young?
Define too young? This was my favorite movie when I was eight, even though I was pretty much scared of my own shadow
Define too young? This was my favorite movie when I was eight, even though I was pretty much scared of my own shadow
July 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Basically any horror movie you can think of from the 80s and 90s. My parents weren't much for content regulation 😂.
Nightmare on Elm Street
Children of the Corn
The Leprechaun
Child's Play
So many more
Nightmare on Elm Street
Children of the Corn
The Leprechaun
Child's Play
So many more