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Can we do this in a bubble in Orlando for old time’s sake? #rctid
MLS is Back CENTENARIO!
My contribution to the *discourse* is simple. The 2027 Sprint Season will be the most chaotic thing in MLS history. I can't wait for it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Can we do this in a bubble in Orlando for old time’s sake? #rctid
Wrapping up the 2025 season meeting the media 📺🎙️
Ned: bit.ly/47Gvt3u
Kristoffer: bit.ly/47Xcv7q
Phil: bit.ly/4paR5Lg
James: bit.ly/43t4t4S
Diego: bit.ly/4pa5Duz
Ned: bit.ly/47Gvt3u
Kristoffer: bit.ly/47Xcv7q
Phil: bit.ly/4paR5Lg
James: bit.ly/43t4t4S
Diego: bit.ly/4pa5Duz
Ned Grabavoy | End of 2025 Season Press Conference
General Manager Ned Grabavoy provided roster updates, updates on injured players, provided a look into the offseason and how the team is preparing for 2026. Watch the Portland Timbers on MLS Season Pass on Apple TV: http://apple.co/Timbers 🎟️ *Tickets*: https://www.timbers.com/tickets/ *CONNECT WITH US* *TIKTOK »* https://www.tiktok.com/@timbersfc *IG »* https://www.instagram.com/timbersfc *TWITTER »* https://twitter.com/TimbersFC *FACEBOOK »* https://www.facebook.com/TimbersFC
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November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Especially when this squad started the season so hot. Which, in retrospect, was especially flattering. #rctid
The worst thing about this is that is would be in-character for Timbers leadership to use the four playoff games as a fig leaf to avoid having to make hard changes in the offseason.
On balance, 1.29 PPG in the regular season and 1.0 PPG in the postseason is mediocre at best. #RCTID
On balance, 1.29 PPG in the regular season and 1.0 PPG in the postseason is mediocre at best. #RCTID
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Especially when this squad started the season so hot. Which, in retrospect, was especially flattering. #rctid
🥺 #rctid
I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
🥺 #rctid
That match still has us all like this. #rctid
a man with a mustache is looking out of a window and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion .
ALT: a man with a mustache is looking out of a window and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
That match still has us all like this. #rctid
ACES vibes. #rctid
a soccer player wearing a white jersey with alaska on the front
ALT: a soccer player wearing a white jersey with alaska on the front
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
ACES vibes. #rctid
The 2025 Portland Timbers! #rctid
So to recap, within five minutes the Timbers saw:
- Antony miss a golden 1:1 chance
- K. Miller put another golden chance high
- Jimer Fory get sent off with two yellow cards within two minutes
Gut punch. #RCTID
- Antony miss a golden 1:1 chance
- K. Miller put another golden chance high
- Jimer Fory get sent off with two yellow cards within two minutes
Gut punch. #RCTID
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The 2025 Portland Timbers! #rctid
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
A note from MLS:
There will be no extra time in tomorrow night's wild card round games. Straight to penalties if tied after regulation.
There will be no extra time in tomorrow night's wild card round games. Straight to penalties if tied after regulation.
October 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
T2 making roster and coaching changes now that their season is over. #rctid #rc2id
www.timbers.com/news/timbers...
www.timbers.com/news/timbers...
Timbers2 decline head coach Serge Dinkota's option, announce roster status | PTFC
Six T2 players set to return for 2026 season
www.timbers.com
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
T2 making roster and coaching changes now that their season is over. #rctid #rc2id
www.timbers.com/news/timbers...
www.timbers.com/news/timbers...
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happy 99th birthday to the opening of Providence Park. didn’t quite reach this claim of 100,000 seats, but its longevity is a testament to a lack of funds for replacements and begrudging acceptance 🙃
also grateful for images like this so the It WaS bUiLt FoR bAsEbAlL crowd doesn’t get started again
also grateful for images like this so the It WaS bUiLt FoR bAsEbAlL crowd doesn’t get started again
October 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
happy 99th birthday to the opening of Providence Park. didn’t quite reach this claim of 100,000 seats, but its longevity is a testament to a lack of funds for replacements and begrudging acceptance 🙃
also grateful for images like this so the It WaS bUiLt FoR bAsEbAlL crowd doesn’t get started again
also grateful for images like this so the It WaS bUiLt FoR bAsEbAlL crowd doesn’t get started again
Making his way to the 🔝
Kevin Kelsy has been named to the MLS 22 Under 22 class for 2025 👏
Read more: bit.ly/4q6jUd8
Kevin Kelsy has been named to the MLS 22 Under 22 class for 2025 👏
Read more: bit.ly/4q6jUd8
October 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
🤔 #rctid
1. Culture (do players like playing for you? Do they buy in?)
2. Tactical clarity (a mediocre gameplan executed w/ conviction will kick the shit out of a perfect gameplan executed w/ confusion)
3. Player development (there are no finished products in MLS; go to coach improvement)
2. Tactical clarity (a mediocre gameplan executed w/ conviction will kick the shit out of a perfect gameplan executed w/ confusion)
3. Player development (there are no finished products in MLS; go to coach improvement)
What makes a good MLS coach? There are a couple of unicorns, but otherwise I can’t figure it what I should want for my team.
October 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
🤔 #rctid
Legend. #rctid
BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.
Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).
One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).
One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
October 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Legend. #rctid
October 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM