Tammy Salyer
@tammy-salyer.bsky.social
Speculative fiction editor and author. In a long-term cyclomance with bikes 🚴🏻♀️ Big fan of peace and compassion. Always learning. Airborne Army veteran. #PNW https://linktr.ee/tammysalyer_writer
I named my fists Nettle and Bone because once my battering ram ball of dead souls is done with you, they'll bury your bones among the nettles.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I named my fists Nettle and Bone because once my battering ram ball of dead souls is done with you, they'll bury your bones among the nettles.
I will always be nearly as excited about the cool rock you just found as you are.
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I will always be nearly as excited about the cool rock you just found as you are.
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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them until they go away
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don’t miss calls, I stare at them until they go away
So this is kinda wowing me out. I've never had anything get as much attn as my post on making homemade pizza for Turkey Day. B/c it feels like I'm supposed to use my "fame" for something, pls accept my gentle nudge to payhip.com/TammySalyer & take 25% off everything w the code BOOKLOVER at checkout.
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So this is kinda wowing me out. I've never had anything get as much attn as my post on making homemade pizza for Turkey Day. B/c it feels like I'm supposed to use my "fame" for something, pls accept my gentle nudge to payhip.com/TammySalyer & take 25% off everything w the code BOOKLOVER at checkout.
As a vegetarian and a person with older family members who don’t like to cook, I suggested we make homemade pizza for Gobble Gobble Day this year. And I swear to Godiva, I don’t know we didn’t start doing this forever ago. It was brilliant!
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As a vegetarian and a person with older family members who don’t like to cook, I suggested we make homemade pizza for Gobble Gobble Day this year. And I swear to Godiva, I don’t know we didn’t start doing this forever ago. It was brilliant!
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
MC 900 Foot Jesus
The Tossers
Gogol Bordello
The Real McKenzies
Killing Joke
MC 900 Foot Jesus
The Tossers
Gogol Bordello
The Real McKenzies
Killing Joke
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
The Sugarcubes
DEVO
Kraftwerk
Prince
Atarashii Gakko!
The Sugarcubes
DEVO
Kraftwerk
Prince
Atarashii Gakko!
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
MC 900 Foot Jesus
The Tossers
Gogol Bordello
The Real McKenzies
Killing Joke
MC 900 Foot Jesus
The Tossers
Gogol Bordello
The Real McKenzies
Killing Joke
😂
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
😂
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Gorgeous art.
ᗒ Wounded Man ᗕ
I am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am.
Frankenstein fanart based off the wound man old wood block.
Prints available @ CoeyandShy.com
I am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am.
Frankenstein fanart based off the wound man old wood block.
Prints available @ CoeyandShy.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Gorgeous art.
A wonderful happy story for the day with added divine Morello wisdom.
So I got to attend a Q&A with Tom Morello (guitar legend of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE fame), and from him I heard a very smart creative lesson, applicable to more than just musicians -- thought I'd share it, and some further thoughts and stories here:
A Very Good Piece Of Creative Advice From Tom Morello
As a cantankerous alt-rock grunge-loving teenager, I was not particularly a Rage Against the Machine guy — I mean, I liked the music but it didn’t connect with me, and my theory now as …
terribleminds.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A wonderful happy story for the day with added divine Morello wisdom.
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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Does anyone know if the runner doing the self-support traverse of Australia in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert actually made it?
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Does anyone know if the runner doing the self-support traverse of Australia in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert actually made it?
I'm a flawed human, I know. Like we all are. But maybe my worst flaw is not having yet seen every episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm a flawed human, I know. Like we all are. But maybe my worst flaw is not having yet seen every episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
"Cold Toilet Seats and Other Things I Hate With Irrational Extremism" might be a good name for my memoir…
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Cold Toilet Seats and Other Things I Hate With Irrational Extremism" might be a good name for my memoir…
I second this but would delete the word "kindly."
You know what, I'm just gonna re-up this post
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I second this but would delete the word "kindly."
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If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
A reminder that the median book deal for a debut author in the UK is £7000, paid over 12-18 months. (from 2022 Society of Authors report). Some of your favourite writers are struggling. societyofauthors.org/2022/12/06/a....
A profession struggling to sustain itself - The Society of Authors
ALCS report on author incomes shows 60% drop in median incomes since 2006
societyofauthors.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
I hate the fucken Eagles, Charlie Brown.
You leave my cunt fucking kids out of this, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I hate the fucken Eagles, Charlie Brown.
I need a weekend to recover from my weekend.
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I need a weekend to recover from my weekend.
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This is one of the most profound statements & pieces of wisdom I've ever seen in a meme 🖤
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
![There is no moral
The wolf eats you one day
And until it does
The forest is beautiful
[Collage of a forest with a picture of red riding hood and the wolf in a circled close up]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tcvpjkdcsdotgvcgdf6epyoe/bafkreid2swc7pkhtfwjjacunslkfar77cbxz3repztkebse4vaojhifwqu@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is one of the most profound statements & pieces of wisdom I've ever seen in a meme 🖤
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
A potential client told me they found me through Grok, and honestly, I'm feeling pretty damn conflicted about it. I mean, Grok, ewww, but also, it's nice to be recommended through modern tech… I guess?
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A potential client told me they found me through Grok, and honestly, I'm feeling pretty damn conflicted about it. I mean, Grok, ewww, but also, it's nice to be recommended through modern tech… I guess?
I'll accept that MTG has changed—because what's the point of we don't believe people can become better?—but if she ever really cared about making the country better, she wouldn't bow out now. She'd stand for the principles she claims using the platform she's already taken. Quitting now is cowardly.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'll accept that MTG has changed—because what's the point of we don't believe people can become better?—but if she ever really cared about making the country better, she wouldn't bow out now. She'd stand for the principles she claims using the platform she's already taken. Quitting now is cowardly.
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he sees all
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
he sees all
Listening to Eddie Vedder while drinking coffee from a homemade clay mug on Saturday morning, with the entire world ensconced in wet fog, temps at 36 degrees, watching a dozen species of birds take turns at my feeder is peak Oregon life. #PNW
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Listening to Eddie Vedder while drinking coffee from a homemade clay mug on Saturday morning, with the entire world ensconced in wet fog, temps at 36 degrees, watching a dozen species of birds take turns at my feeder is peak Oregon life. #PNW
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Here’s how to turn off Gemini AI
on an iPhone.
on an iPhone.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Here’s how to turn off Gemini AI
on an iPhone.
on an iPhone.