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TalysAlankil
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it's like clockwork, you utter the word "bisexual" and a wild talys appears. former AI researcher, educator, aspiring writer. approximately he/him. 🔞 sometimes.

https://archiveofourown.org/users/TalysAlankil/

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i have to go to work but i still found the time to remake the legendary post (which i subsequently found out turns 10 years old next month)
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Setting a timer and waiting for the liberals to start rehabilitating Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Probably the most annoying thing about "Samus is a motherly figure" is that same Congenital Nintendo Misogyny that can't conceive of a female Zelda protagonist or Zelda herself being competent at physical feats (despite ocarina of time being right there!)
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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" sunset nap "
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( i imagine after the two finished their responsibilities and duties for the day, they rest up by the beach )
#sidlink #シドリン #sidonxlink #TOTK #BOTW #BreathoftheWild #TearsoftheKingdom #LegendOfZelda #Zelda #sidon #link
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Following a trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Nintendo has revealed new details about the upcoming Legend of Zelda movie.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Execs always claim bloated budgets increase retail prices. This is a lie.

They will always increase prices to whatever they think they can get away with. Always have, always will. AI is merely a new get-richer-quicker scheme.

And execs will never admit the most bloated costs… are themselves.
- AI is used to offload the "tedious" work so devs can focus on the artistic side of things

- AI will make games cheaper to and faster to produce

Still a $70 game btw...
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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- AI is used to offload the "tedious" work so devs can focus on the artistic side of things

- AI will make games cheaper to and faster to produce

Still a $70 game btw...
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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🔞🔞🔞 repost more yaoi doodles from my crazy time before dt.. cuz…. i like them
January 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Ready for an early stroll through some of Tyria’s beautiful maps? Aaron is your guide as he helps us raise money for @ExtraLife4Kids and @CMNHospitals over on Twitch.tv/GuildWars2
Help us hit our fund-raising goals!
www.extra-life.org/participants...
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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"sHUt teH FuK uP"
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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masturbating in your bestie's bed

#OC #nsfwart
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I would adamantly and furiously demand full reparations, of wealth and land, with interest, to African-American, Indigenous, and all those colonized by the American empire, as defined by them and on their terms, *with interest*, no matter how much I would have to personally divest
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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There once was a dream called making games without AI slop https://kotaku.com/anno-117-pax-romana-ai-loading-screen-patch-ubisoft-2000644399
Ubisoft Says Anno Pax Romana AI Slop Slipped In By Accident
The strategy game is the first Ubisoft release to have an AI disclaimer on Steam
kotaku.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Stockholm syndrome ? 🥴
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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fun fact you can 'control' most types of diabetes you just die without insulin. this is murder.
Jay Bhattacharya's plan for a new pandemic is for everyone to suddenly be healthy.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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WE WON. I am *begging* you to take note of who did this. *Not* UCLA admin—they’re still scuttling around behind closed doors, attempting to appease—but FACULTY AND STAFF, led by AAUP.
BREAKING: In AAUP et al v. Trump (wall-to-wall union lawsuit challenging the administration’s unlawful use of TItle VI to reshape the University of California system), the faculty and staff of the UC system WON!!!

We were granted our preliminary injunction! @aaup.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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baby's first #verstave
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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gonna romance u so good bro
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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A small glimpse into season 2
ALSO, where did all this fucking PATIENCE come from? Twenty years ago I had to lock, like, 10 "WHEN IS KH2 COMING OUT" threads a day on the forums of yore. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THE WAIT WAS FOR KH2? IT WAS NOTHING! NOTHING I SAY!
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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"The wait for kh3 was 14 years, this is nothing."

HOW IS THIS NARRATIVE STILL ALIVE?
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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emotional support alligator
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM