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Designer. Dabbler. D&Der. Dork.
Pinned
My dog for reference.
Post your favourite LOTR character, wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A note to Canadian parents: It’s Game 6 on Friday, so Halloween is over at 7:30 pm this year.

If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Slowly going insane watching non-Canadians people cheer for Doug Ford while he strips environmental protections, threatens tenants and renter rights, wastes tax payer dollars, changes electoral processes, and otherwise fucks over Ontarians every day

We do not have to hand it to him!!
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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In “Peanuts,” Linus first mentioned the Great Pumpkin on October 26, 1959, and it went on to become a pop-culture mainstay. Here's that strip and the ensuing week of dailies:
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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there's always a tweet
June 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I really can't take you seriously if your headline uses an inappropriate apostrophe.
a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is looking down
Alt: Gosling wearing sunglasses and a suit is looking down and then up, aghast.
media.tenor.com
June 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Whoah!
Chris Perkins and Jeremy Crawford, two of the lead designers behind D&D fifth edition, left Wizards of the Coast earlier this year. Today, they announced they've joined competitor Darrington Press, Critical Role's game publishing branch. www.gameinformer.com/2025/06/16/c...
June 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
May 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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The most corrupt administration in American history wants you to look the other way from this.

We can't. We need answers.
April 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When his allies claim that the tariff pause was all part of some grand, four-dimensional chess strategy, I'm sure they're talking out of their collective asses — but I have no doubt that THIS particular piece of insider trading was completely intentional.

www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/4/...
Stocks soar: Why Trump faces scrutiny over tariff pause timing
Trump’s sudden 90-day tariff pause which caused stock index gains has prompted concerns about insider trading.
www.aljazeera.com
April 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In honour of Perkins' contributions, I think it's time for the team at @dndbeyond.com to roll out Iomandra as a fully realized and published campaign setting!
Today I retire from Wizards of the Coast after 28 years. With D&D’s 50th anniversary wrapping up and the revised rulebooks doing gangbusters, this is the perfect fairytale ending for me. I can’t wait to enjoy D&D purely as a fan again, knowing the game is in good hands. See you in the Feywild!
a cartoon character is holding a sparkler and a green ball is flying in the air
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a sparkler and a green ball is flying in the air
media.tenor.com
April 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Royal Mail launches Myths & Legends stamp collection based on UK folklore:
Designed by Adam Simpson they feature include:
• The Loch Ness Monster
• Cornish piskies
• Blodeuwedd from the Mabinogion
• Beowulf & Grendel
• Grindylow
• Black Shuck
• Selkie
• Fionn mac Cumhaill
March 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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According to Trump, Canada “only works as a US state.”

Okay...

*if* Canada were a US State it would:
• Likely vote Democrat on the Presidential level
• Have 2 new Senators who would be Democrats
• 42 new Democratic House members to
Republicans 9
• 53 new electoral votes for the Democrats
March 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Please read this article (gift article from me). Trump is a lunatic. He wants to take over Canada full stop. Now we know what Trudeau has been dealing with....insanity! #Canpoli #Canada #FuckTrump
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/w...
How Trump’s ‘51st State’ Canada Talk Came to Be Seen as Deadly Serious (Gift Article)
President Trump, in an early February call, challenged the border treaty between the two countries and told Justin Trudeau he didn’t like their shared water agreements.
www.nytimes.com
March 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I haven't had much interest in social media for a while, for perhaps obvious reasons, but the vibe here is kind of refreshing — like when the bird-place used to be fun.

I hope it lasts.
December 11, 2024 at 2:49 PM
My dog for reference.
July 31, 2023 at 2:30 PM