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Chris
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Writer of sorts
DJ Khaled’s gonna hate SINNERS, but Junior Soprano would absolutely love it
April 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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getting a bit tiring to think "ah yay, the worst people you know are having a great day" several times a week, every single week
April 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Throwing my Oscar predictions into the ring. Having watched the incredibly STINKY Emilia Perez today, all I want is for that film to not win anything, but it SUUUUUCKS
March 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We sure are looking forward to more Kathryn Hunter
The critically acclaimed series returns.

Watch the new trailer for season 2 of Andor, streaming April 22 on Disney+.
Andor | Season 2 Trailer | Streaming April 22 on Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
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February 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Kendrick absolutely smoked that.
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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#TheTraitors I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?
January 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What’s Up Doc? just floored me. What a treat
January 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I don’t think this series of The Traitors has really hit the chaotic highs of last series, but boy is it fun watching a lot of very silly people do very silly things because they think they’re being smart
January 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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As ever.
January 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
LEGEND truly has the juice. He’s maybe the Gladiator GOAT. No-one’s doing it like him
January 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Don’t think I’ve been this affected by a death of someone I didn’t know since the one-two punch of Bowie and Prince. Seeing Mulholland Drive for the first time was a formative cinematic experience for me. And then the more I dug into and unpacked his work, the more I fell in love
January 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Here’s my Top 20 Albums of 2024. One of the easiest lists to put together, with so so much good stuff!
December 30, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Friends fear he’s filling another note book with absolutely unhinged scribbles, numbers, and letters. That’s right, I’m already obsessed with Lorelei and the Laser Eyes
December 23, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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This may be the single most stupid quote I have seen this year.
December 21, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Oh fuck off
Keir Starmer, "AI is going to be transformative for the better in art, culture, industry, government, public services.. Not ten years but five"

"Getting the balance right between the potential of AI and the protection of copyright"
December 20, 2024 at 11:16 AM
More films need to be live action Looney Tunes cartoons. Which is to say HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS is terrific. Some of the best gags I’ve seen in ages
December 19, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Very happy that I got to talk about potentially my favourite album of 2024, Jessica Pratt’s Here In The Pitch, for @thelineofbestfit.com
Pop went brat, guitars are back, and bands are cool again! From Mk.gee, Mannequin Pussy and Merce Lemon to Charli, Camila and Crack Cloud, we rank the records that defined our 2024. To celebrate our #1 record, we're also giving away a bumper vinyl package from our friends at Secretly Group!
The Best Albums of 2024 Ranked
Pop went brat, guitars are back, and bands are cool again – from Mk.gee, Mannequin Pussy and Merce Lemon to Charli, Camila and Crack Cloud, we rank the records that defined our 2024.
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December 9, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Spending Sunday evening like any normal person would: watching a documentary about The History Of Slipping On Banana Peels
The history of slipping on banana peels | Pretty Good, episode 14
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 8, 2024 at 9:11 PM
What an interview!
Willem Dafoe was a great interview. A brilliant man, strong in his opinions, does not suffer fools gladly. Here's the piece: www.vulture.com/article/will...
December 5, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Surprising absolutely no one, I’ve absolutely rinsed Fontaines DC and Jessica Pratt this year
December 4, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Every damn time
December 1, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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I have the volume off on the Seahawks game and every time I look over something absolutely unhinged is happening
December 1, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I wish the Seahawks would just play a normal game of football. 14 points against thanks to stupid special teams mistakes and then Leonard Williams gets a pick six. Just be a normal team!
December 1, 2024 at 7:06 PM