Hairy Stupid Idiot Dumbfuck
@tacocat22r.bsky.social
***In case it isn't obvious from the banner, I'm a motherfucking Anarchist. Fash and their braindead lib toadies bail out now.***
He/him.
The real-world inspiration for Nick Miller from "New Girl" and yes, I am suing
He/him.
The real-world inspiration for Nick Miller from "New Girl" and yes, I am suing
Pinned
Yes. Yes they should. It's only justice if they face the consequences of their exploitation of humanity and the earth.
Caught a 3-day ban on Reddit for offering cooking advice.
August 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Caught a 3-day ban on Reddit for offering cooking advice.
"My hands are bleeding where they often crack
The stars will sometimes burn with longing
Through the choking black
Of night shifts piling each against the next
A Trojan horse inside my chest
Is screaming for the life I left
My kingdom for a steady paycheck"
The stars will sometimes burn with longing
Through the choking black
Of night shifts piling each against the next
A Trojan horse inside my chest
Is screaming for the life I left
My kingdom for a steady paycheck"
August 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"My hands are bleeding where they often crack
The stars will sometimes burn with longing
Through the choking black
Of night shifts piling each against the next
A Trojan horse inside my chest
Is screaming for the life I left
My kingdom for a steady paycheck"
The stars will sometimes burn with longing
Through the choking black
Of night shifts piling each against the next
A Trojan horse inside my chest
Is screaming for the life I left
My kingdom for a steady paycheck"
Establishment leadership of the supposed "opposition party" is kowtowing to clown fascism so hard. Color me shocked.
I hate to say ‘I told you so’ but… I told you so.
Seven years ago:
Seven years ago:
March 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Establishment leadership of the supposed "opposition party" is kowtowing to clown fascism so hard. Color me shocked.
Boy howdy, I sure do love all of Taylor Swift's song.
March 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Boy howdy, I sure do love all of Taylor Swift's song.
March 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The fun part about being a Guido: when I go to my favorite taco trucks in the winter, they assume that I'm a gringo who wants asada. When I go in the summer and my melanin is in full tilt, I'm immediately offered lingua or tripas.
Pro-tip: get the tripas. You won't be disappointed.
Pro-tip: get the tripas. You won't be disappointed.
March 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The fun part about being a Guido: when I go to my favorite taco trucks in the winter, they assume that I'm a gringo who wants asada. When I go in the summer and my melanin is in full tilt, I'm immediately offered lingua or tripas.
Pro-tip: get the tripas. You won't be disappointed.
Pro-tip: get the tripas. You won't be disappointed.
The White House is just filled with couches.
March 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The White House is just filled with couches.
Red armband = red hat.
This is the end of my TED Talk.
This is the end of my TED Talk.
February 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Red armband = red hat.
This is the end of my TED Talk.
This is the end of my TED Talk.
I'm going to tell my kids that this was Elon Musk.
February 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm going to tell my kids that this was Elon Musk.
Me: (to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star")
He eats a baby every day
Every day he eats a baby
My two-year-old: yeah! Eats a baby!
He eats a baby every day
Every day he eats a baby
My two-year-old: yeah! Eats a baby!
February 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me: (to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star")
He eats a baby every day
Every day he eats a baby
My two-year-old: yeah! Eats a baby!
He eats a baby every day
Every day he eats a baby
My two-year-old: yeah! Eats a baby!
"This house is burning
This poison still is swirling
This temple will cave in
There's nothing here worth saving"
This poison still is swirling
This temple will cave in
There's nothing here worth saving"
When cities clear homeless encampments, workers often take people’s belongings — including important documents, survival gear and irreplaceable mementos.
Over and over, people across the U.S. told ProPublica they were devastated by such losses: https://propub.li/3WScD3g
Over and over, people across the U.S. told ProPublica they were devastated by such losses: https://propub.li/3WScD3g
February 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"This house is burning
This poison still is swirling
This temple will cave in
There's nothing here worth saving"
This poison still is swirling
This temple will cave in
There's nothing here worth saving"
I won't even be watching. The owl in question isn't all that superb, anyway.
Every decent human being at the Super Bowl should take a knee during the National Anthem.
February 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I won't even be watching. The owl in question isn't all that superb, anyway.
This is exactly why I left the church 11 years ago and will never set foot in another one unless I'm carrying Molotov cocktails.
February 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is exactly why I left the church 11 years ago and will never set foot in another one unless I'm carrying Molotov cocktails.
I love that the main takeaway from the Jurassic Park series is "dinosaur clone theme parks are neat" and not "tech startups and VC ghouls are ruthless monstrosities that will gleefully hurt or kill people for profit".
February 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I love that the main takeaway from the Jurassic Park series is "dinosaur clone theme parks are neat" and not "tech startups and VC ghouls are ruthless monstrosities that will gleefully hurt or kill people for profit".
Reject tech inshitification: drive a stick.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Reject tech inshitification: drive a stick.
The Night of the Generals.
The category is incredibly messy movies you love anyway.
Go!
Go!
February 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The Night of the Generals.
This is probably my favorite work by @renegadecut.bsky.social, so much so that I regularly find myself returning to it.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKS...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKS...
I'm Exhausted, and I Need to Talk About David the Gnome | Renegade Cut
YouTube video by Renegade Cut
m.youtube.com
February 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is probably my favorite work by @renegadecut.bsky.social, so much so that I regularly find myself returning to it.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKS...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKS...
At the risk of sounding nuts, I've replaced my toes with grapes.
February 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
At the risk of sounding nuts, I've replaced my toes with grapes.
Boomers: "I used to get paid five nickels a day and I liked it!"
Also Boomers: "I want to retire, so buy my house for twelve million dollars."
Also Boomers: "I want to retire, so buy my house for twelve million dollars."
February 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Boomers: "I used to get paid five nickels a day and I liked it!"
Also Boomers: "I want to retire, so buy my house for twelve million dollars."
Also Boomers: "I want to retire, so buy my house for twelve million dollars."
If The Lumineers had a motto it would be "someone told us about Bob Dylan over the phone, and now you all have to suffer for it."
February 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If The Lumineers had a motto it would be "someone told us about Bob Dylan over the phone, and now you all have to suffer for it."
Donnie Tinyhands did the direct-to-video sequel to 9/11.
February 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Donnie Tinyhands did the direct-to-video sequel to 9/11.
It's like watching a speedrun of the collapse of the Soviet Union, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the rise of Nazi Germany all in one go.
January 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's like watching a speedrun of the collapse of the Soviet Union, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the rise of Nazi Germany all in one go.
@postoctobrist.bsky.social @mattielubchansky.com
Let your haters be your waiters at the table of enabling a serial sex monster.
www.newsweek.com/diddy-sean-c...
Let your haters be your waiters at the table of enabling a serial sex monster.
www.newsweek.com/diddy-sean-c...
Eric Adams defends giving Sean "Diddy" Combs key to New York City
New York City Eric Adams spoke to Steven. A Smith about giving Sean "Diddy" Combs the key to the city in 2023.
www.newsweek.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
@postoctobrist.bsky.social @mattielubchansky.com
Let your haters be your waiters at the table of enabling a serial sex monster.
www.newsweek.com/diddy-sean-c...
Let your haters be your waiters at the table of enabling a serial sex monster.
www.newsweek.com/diddy-sean-c...
Wave your flag
Salivate
Stirring feelings of pride and hate
A piece of cloth can't hold your faith
Salivate
Stirring feelings of pride and hate
A piece of cloth can't hold your faith
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Wave your flag
Salivate
Stirring feelings of pride and hate
A piece of cloth can't hold your faith
Salivate
Stirring feelings of pride and hate
A piece of cloth can't hold your faith