🌮 Adam Wickliffe
@tacoadam.com
I live vicariously through myself. My enemies list me as their emergency contact. Opinions are more factual than your facts. Purveyor of Lagavulin.
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I like music.
Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.
Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I like music.
Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.
Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.
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(Hands me a Tic Tac)
You’re welcome!
Narrator, too late apparently: Thank you…
You’re welcome!
Narrator, too late apparently: Thank you…
a woman with purple hair is laying in bed with the words " you need a tic tac " written below her
ALT: a woman with purple hair is laying in bed with the words " you need a tic tac " written below her
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
(Hands me a Tic Tac)
You’re welcome!
Narrator, too late apparently: Thank you…
You’re welcome!
Narrator, too late apparently: Thank you…
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H: What are the seasons?
Me: Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. Sometimes Fall is known as Autumn. You have an Autumn in your class.
H: Is Summer also a name?
Me: Yes. Do you know a Summer?
H: No, I only know Fall.
Me: Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. Sometimes Fall is known as Autumn. You have an Autumn in your class.
H: Is Summer also a name?
Me: Yes. Do you know a Summer?
H: No, I only know Fall.
September 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
H: What are the seasons?
Me: Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. Sometimes Fall is known as Autumn. You have an Autumn in your class.
H: Is Summer also a name?
Me: Yes. Do you know a Summer?
H: No, I only know Fall.
Me: Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. Sometimes Fall is known as Autumn. You have an Autumn in your class.
H: Is Summer also a name?
Me: Yes. Do you know a Summer?
H: No, I only know Fall.
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Siri, is Bob Dylan older than a tree?
Siri: "Here's what I found on the web for Bob Dylan tree"
Siri: "Here's what I found on the web for Bob Dylan tree"
a man wearing sunglasses is riding a motorcycle with the words complete unknown written on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is riding a motorcycle with the words complete unknown written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Siri, is Bob Dylan older than a tree?
Siri: "Here's what I found on the web for Bob Dylan tree"
Siri: "Here's what I found on the web for Bob Dylan tree"
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If you put hot pepper up my nose, I can sneeze my tooth out.
(On solutions to a loose tooth) 🦷
(On solutions to a loose tooth) 🦷
Parks And Recreation Andy GIF
ALT: Parks And Recreation Andy GIF
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you put hot pepper up my nose, I can sneeze my tooth out.
(On solutions to a loose tooth) 🦷
(On solutions to a loose tooth) 🦷
When I was in middle school, I got a D in Algebra I. Never did I think that firing the teacher was an option being I didn't like the results of my work.
A missed opportunity.
apple.news/Ao78qyFS3QBa...
A missed opportunity.
apple.news/Ao78qyFS3QBa...
Trump fires labor statistics chief hours after data showed jobs growth slowed — Guardian US
US president accused of ‘firing the messenger’ as he makes claims without evidence about Erika McEntarfer
apple.news
August 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When I was in middle school, I got a D in Algebra I. Never did I think that firing the teacher was an option being I didn't like the results of my work.
A missed opportunity.
apple.news/Ao78qyFS3QBa...
A missed opportunity.
apple.news/Ao78qyFS3QBa...
And? I always request not only a big piece, but the corner piece.
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
July 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
And? I always request not only a big piece, but the corner piece.
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
North Carolina would like to have a word with Tennessee #AppleMaps
July 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
North Carolina would like to have a word with Tennessee #AppleMaps
July 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PHOTOS OF TRUMP AND EPSTEIN TOGETHER?
(Written in all caps because I know my audience)
(Written in all caps because I know my audience)
July 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PHOTOS OF TRUMP AND EPSTEIN TOGETHER?
(Written in all caps because I know my audience)
(Written in all caps because I know my audience)
1. I will definitely be increasing my monthly donation to my local public radio station.
2. Fuck Trump.
3. Fuck Republicans.
@npr.org #SouthCarolina
www.npr.org/2025/07/18/n...
2. Fuck Trump.
3. Fuck Republicans.
@npr.org #SouthCarolina
www.npr.org/2025/07/18/n...
Congress rolls back $9 billion in public media funding and foreign aid
The House approved a Trump administration plan to rescind $9 billion in previously allocated funds, including $1.1 billion for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.
www.npr.org
July 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
1. I will definitely be increasing my monthly donation to my local public radio station.
2. Fuck Trump.
3. Fuck Republicans.
@npr.org #SouthCarolina
www.npr.org/2025/07/18/n...
2. Fuck Trump.
3. Fuck Republicans.
@npr.org #SouthCarolina
www.npr.org/2025/07/18/n...
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When I grow up, I want a motorcycle for Christmas.
Narrator: Who’s going to bring it?
Santa.
Narrator: Who’s going to pay Santa for it?
No one he has $1 billion.
Will you give Santa five dollars for his monies though? He needs it.
Narrator: Who’s going to bring it?
Santa.
Narrator: Who’s going to pay Santa for it?
No one he has $1 billion.
Will you give Santa five dollars for his monies though? He needs it.
a man dressed as santa claus is holding a pair of pliers
ALT: a man dressed as santa claus is holding a pair of pliers
media.tenor.com
June 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When I grow up, I want a motorcycle for Christmas.
Narrator: Who’s going to bring it?
Santa.
Narrator: Who’s going to pay Santa for it?
No one he has $1 billion.
Will you give Santa five dollars for his monies though? He needs it.
Narrator: Who’s going to bring it?
Santa.
Narrator: Who’s going to pay Santa for it?
No one he has $1 billion.
Will you give Santa five dollars for his monies though? He needs it.
Internet: My chihuahua smells like cumin and I do not know why
Please investigate and report
Please investigate and report
June 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Internet: My chihuahua smells like cumin and I do not know why
Please investigate and report
Please investigate and report
Oh goody…look who’s back
They Were Every Student’s Worst Nightmare. Now Blue Books Are Back.
Cheating with ChatGPT has become a huge problem for colleges. The solution is painfully old-school.
www.wsj.com
June 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh goody…look who’s back
Narrator: The network did not, in fact, exist.
Dish Network sends an important update about its super competitive wireless network that everyone is always using
June 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Narrator: The network did not, in fact, exist.
A gold star is a gold star, TSA. Don’t be difficult here…
Nothing says "I'm a white American-born citizen Goddamnit let me SPEAK to your MANAGER" like thinking your Costco card will convince TSA agents to letting u on the plane without ID
TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as a sufficient REAL ID
The TSA is expressing frustrations with travelers who are not providing a proper REAL ID to fly.
www.wsfa.com
June 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A gold star is a gold star, TSA. Don’t be difficult here…
Let's make this incredibly clear as these two divas fight...both are evil. They are both the bad guys. There is no, "I'm on X's side." Both are against you.
1/
1/
Let’s all do a dramatic reading of Trump and Musk’s mean posts
Let’s all do a dramatic reading of Trump and Musk’s mean posts
Does this mean posting really is praxis?
buff.ly
June 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Let's make this incredibly clear as these two divas fight...both are evil. They are both the bad guys. There is no, "I'm on X's side." Both are against you.
1/
1/
June 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
He’s starting to panic people will notice he’s totally fucked the economy … apple.news/AThEsKL_JQF2...
Trump Attacks Walmart for Tariff-Related Price Increases — The Wall Street Journal
Retailer’s CEO last month was among a small group of executives who warned the president that tariffs would result in price hikes
apple.news
May 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He’s starting to panic people will notice he’s totally fucked the economy … apple.news/AThEsKL_JQF2...
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After falling and skinning his knee..
I think I need a wheelchair!
I think I need a wheelchair!
a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest .
ALT: a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest .
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
After falling and skinning his knee..
I think I need a wheelchair!
I think I need a wheelchair!
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If I had all the money in the world, I’d buy something big
Like a golf cart
Like a golf cart
a golf cart is driving down a green grassy hill .
ALT: a golf cart is driving down a green grassy hill .
media.tenor.com
April 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
If I had all the money in the world, I’d buy something big
Like a golf cart
Like a golf cart
The rest of the world is Star Wars…
And we are Spaceballs.
And we are Spaceballs.
Donald Trump, so perfectly summed up in one simple headline.👇 www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-...
Trump Pardons Disgraced Politician Who Used Money Raised For Slain Police Officers to Pay for Plastic Surgery
A jury found she solicited donations she said would go to a memorial statue honoring slain cops, but used the funds for, among other things, plastic surgery.
www.mediaite.com
April 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The rest of the world is Star Wars…
And we are Spaceballs.
And we are Spaceballs.
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We eat chickens?
Narrator: “Yes, Henry we eat chicken nuggets all the time and go to Chick-fil-A every Saturday. You eat chickens.”
Gross.
Narrator: “What do you think is in chicken nuggets?”
Acorns.
Narrator: “Yes, Henry we eat chicken nuggets all the time and go to Chick-fil-A every Saturday. You eat chickens.”
Gross.
Narrator: “What do you think is in chicken nuggets?”
Acorns.
a cartoon chicken is standing in front of buildings
ALT: a cartoon chicken is standing in front of buildings
media.tenor.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
We eat chickens?
Narrator: “Yes, Henry we eat chicken nuggets all the time and go to Chick-fil-A every Saturday. You eat chickens.”
Gross.
Narrator: “What do you think is in chicken nuggets?”
Acorns.
Narrator: “Yes, Henry we eat chicken nuggets all the time and go to Chick-fil-A every Saturday. You eat chickens.”
Gross.
Narrator: “What do you think is in chicken nuggets?”
Acorns.