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The Maker of Tables Esq
@tablemaker.zone
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Getting more awkward by the day
My bullshit is my own
Embark with me to oblivion, they have great burritos
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The Maker of Tables Esq @tablemaker.zone · Feb 28
I'ma simple guy. Someone says punch a nazi and I smile.
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
tablemaker.zone
Ok now that I’m back. Fuck all the shit thats been going on. You know what I’m talking about.
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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crobertcargill.bsky.social
I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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plushie.gay
i genuinely believe that GDQ pushing conservatives and nazis out of its events and doubling down upon support for human rights after they started whining about it like a buncha children who had their toys taken away was one of the best things that GDQ's ever done
amyrlinn.bsky.social amyrlinn @amyrlinn.bsky.social · Jul 15
the major responses to this (aside from people responding "fuck off") being AusSpeedruns is disappointing, I thought ASM had a better audience than that
July 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
tablemaker.zone
Do you know what’s funny?

No seriously I have to make a joke in a few minutes…
June 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
tablemaker.zone
Dont forget to make it purr
Pink packaging of some kind of over the counter performance enhancing candy or whatever they are that is targeted to vagina owners that reads in big letters “pink pussycat” with smaller white text on the top that reads “make your pussy cat purrrr”
June 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
tablemaker.zone
I need to fix my life by finally playing Disco Elysium
June 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
tablemaker.zone
This one I just don’t get 💀
Bumper sticker on a car that reads “This Man Ate My Son”, referring to the Ted Cruz meme. However, the picture is not of Ted Cruz, but instead of a realistically drawn figure with white hair, smiling, holding a dagger and wearing a shirt with a higher collar that is red and blue with gold frills with an American flag as the background.
June 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
tablemaker.zone
Why they look so drinkable though!?!?!?
A bunch of bottles of subway dressing but they look like drink bottles in the most garish almost uniform green with little windows showing the dressing. The caps and shape of the bottle give off the look as if they could be visibly confused with an actual bottle of drink
June 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
tablemaker.zone
Some days its "can I get a hell yeah" and others its "f in the chat"
June 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
tablemaker.zone
It took me too many years into my adult life to realize there’s a toilet emoji 🚽🚽🚽
June 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
tablemaker.zone
@janochoa.bsky.social @nikigrayson.com @tolkoto.com Jan mini-statue merch when?
June 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
tablemaker.zone
I love spite. It can pay off in such beautiful ways sometimes 😍
June 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
tablemaker.zone
I take offense to this name
davesnider.com Dave Snider @davesnider.com · Jun 4
Finally put together a quick home page for Table Slayer. I find most home pages struggle with quickly describing what the product does and WHO it is made for. They also tend to have too much content.

Need to redo the video, and fix some grid stuff, but let me know what you think.

tableslayer.com
Table Slayer
Table Slayer helps game masters build and manage animated battle maps for in person RPG games on a TV.
tableslayer.com
June 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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rachellense.bsky.social
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
June 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
tablemaker.zone
Boys and their blobs just feels like an inevitability.
May 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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len.bsky.social
Let me make it very simple. If you think it's reasonable to say we should just shut up about trans rights because it's a "losing issue," I literally do not want to see you or talk to you or even be in the same room with you. I don't want you to be a part of my life in any way. And I'm 100% serious.
May 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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foldablehuman.bsky.social
Today on Things That Used To Be A Pizza Hut
May 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
tablemaker.zone
You don't know true chaos until you learn that the generic plaques in the kitchen do not belong in a general decoration box, but in a specific kitchen plaque box.
May 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
tablemaker.zone
True love is surprise Cameos from your favorite podcast hosts
May 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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thataldendiaz.bsky.social
Nathan Fielder with his laptop harness.
May 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
tablemaker.zone
May 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
tablemaker.zone
I don’t try to be funny, I just try to look less like a lizard person
May 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
tablemaker.zone
Are there still people wondering whats in a Wonderball or did that get solved?
May 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM